Thoughts

Anyways, first Julia program written*. Moving on to other things.
Link 1:12 p.m. Aug 31, 2021, UTC-4

I thought Python was a big language, Julia is fricking huge! Like they just want every feature!
Link 1:08 p.m. Aug 31, 2021, UTC-4

I was totally joking when I said this was a LISP dialect, I didn't know that Julia has real macros. No reference to s-expressions yet…
Link 12:27 p.m. Aug 31, 2021, UTC-4

"More precisely, the set of all finite-length strings S together with the string concatenation operator * forms a free monoid (S, *)"
Link 12:21 p.m. Aug 31, 2021, UTC-4

Julia has symbol literals, e.g. `:hello`. I think that makes it a LISP dialect
Link 12:03 p.m. Aug 31, 2021, UTC-4

"Everything can be achieved and there are no more accidents"
Link 11:46 p.m. Aug 30, 2021, UTC-4

It is awe-inspiring to think about the enormous amount of code that humans are producing.
Link 11:17 p.m. Aug 30, 2021, UTC-4

Just remembered negative numbers exist.
Link 2:54 p.m. Aug 30, 2021, UTC-4

I need to learn how to cook eggs
Link 8:53 a.m. Aug 30, 2021, UTC-4

I started a list the other called "The Imperfections". It's a list of everything that I want to fix. It's really fricking long. I didn't
Link 12:12 a.m. Aug 30, 2021, UTC-4

Coming up on 1 year here. Scary.
Link 11:46 p.m. Aug 28, 2021, UTC-4

*Why?* Is Thu? The *only* language to come up with single-instantiated types?
Link 7:17 p.m. Aug 28, 2021, UTC-4

6 hours into a project, getting burned by JS's type system. Who would've guessed
Link 7:03 p.m. Aug 28, 2021, UTC-4

Can we talk for a second about how `npm init -y` just licenses your code as open source? Like, ya this code's free for anyone to use, thanks
Link 3:34 p.m. Aug 28, 2021, UTC-4

What are the JVM people doing?
Link 3:32 p.m. Aug 28, 2021, UTC-4

The shell is fricking unusable.
Link 1:18 p.m. Aug 28, 2021, UTC-4

"The percentage of normal users that know how to (and are willing to) setup self-hosted instances of something is definitely far below 1%"
Link 9:39 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

Spiders are so fricking cool. Like they just full on sew whole nets and we're like, 'heh.' Imagine if another animal started making nets!
Link 7:49 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

“The alphabet, they say, was invented only once. Bread is invented every time, anew. It’s life itself. And life is not for sale.”
Link 7:09 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

My local Denny’s has stopped serving breakfast food. Sandwiches and sides only.
Link 6:03 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

Do people actually pay for things? Like, just do what I do and suffer without it.
Link 5:48 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

Horrifyed
Link 4:11 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

Listening to DC Talk from 1989, 4 layers of irony
Link 2:44 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

How do I live like this?
Link 12:32 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

Fine fine fine fine I'll install docker desktop
Link 12:24 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

One of my favorite parts of Geminispace is that everyone is linking to code on the web, but like none of it is GitHub. Sourcehut or Gittea
Link 12:03 p.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

Am I allowed to smell the wind?
Link 10:48 a.m. Aug 27, 2021, UTC-4

Designing a maximum non-viable product
Link 9:11 p.m. Aug 26, 2021, UTC-4

“Why don’t we do all our chip design in Minecraft?”
Link 7:16 p.m. Aug 26, 2021, UTC-4

I wonder if the human mind is fractal? I wonder if there’s a trick to not go insane?
Link 4:25 p.m. Aug 26, 2021, UTC-4

Matthias? Anti-social? Never!
Link 11:21 a.m. Aug 26, 2021, UTC-4

Why don’t more people sit in elevators? When I am too tired to take the stairs I take the opportunity to rest on the floor of the elevator.
Link 4:38 p.m. Aug 25, 2021, UTC-4

Set an alarm for the future.
Link 12:25 a.m. Aug 25, 2021, UTC-4

Trying and failing to cook corndogs
Link 8:37 p.m. Aug 24, 2021, UTC-4

Just subscribed to a mailing list. AAaahhh!!!
Link 3:19 p.m. Aug 23, 2021, UTC-4

If my math is right, you can archive all of Geminispace in <8 GB.
Link 11:02 p.m. Aug 22, 2021, UTC-4

I have a set of features that I want in a Gemini server. I am not aware of any servers that support all of those features, although all
Link 8:16 p.m. Aug 22, 2021, UTC-4

You can’t force organization. Random data inherently defies organization.
Link 10:49 a.m. Aug 21, 2021, UTC-4

=> https://thoughts.learnerpages.com/?show=497d0e7b-c3b9-4226-a768-bab2d30d3a77 I found my receipt, I bought 18 AA batteries.
Link 7:15 p.m. Aug 20, 2021, UTC-4

Is this worse than callback hell?
Link 2:33 p.m. Aug 20, 2021, UTC-4

=> https://thoughts.learnerpages.com/javascript/jquery/jquery.js now gives Not Found instead of Forbidden
Link 11:04 a.m. Aug 20, 2021, UTC-4

Force quitting iTerm2 because it's 2021 and we still don't know how to make applications that don't hang.
Link 10:18 a.m. Aug 20, 2021, UTC-4

I have been in #linux on libera.chat IRC for about 30 seconds and they're already discussing beating Windows users. (Like, with sticks.)
Link 10:09 a.m. Aug 20, 2021, UTC-4

Memory management in C be like
Link 10:01 a.m. Aug 20, 2021, UTC-4

Motivated myself to get out of bed in order to edit my Apache config. I might be a masochist.
Link 9:37 a.m. Aug 20, 2021, UTC-4

My roommate and I both writing (possibly cursed) Gemtext parsers at the same time. Get on our level.
Link 8:29 p.m. Aug 19, 2021, UTC-4

Me, chillin' at 38 WPM.
Link 8:03 a.m. Aug 19, 2021, UTC-4

I love understanding things. Complexity is to be avoided.
Link 1:44 p.m. Aug 18, 2021, UTC-5

Gemini isn’t a web protocol, Gemini is a lifestyle.
Link 12:05 p.m. Aug 18, 2021, UTC-5

Only place to go is up.
Link 3:47 p.m. Aug 17, 2021, UTC-7

"I represent a pinnacle of power that will never be toppled in this country!"
Link 1:42 p.m. Aug 17, 2021, UTC-7

Norb Hecker
Link 1:27 p.m. Aug 17, 2021, UTC-7

Uhh yeah my name is uh Norb Hecker
Link 1:24 p.m. Aug 17, 2021, UTC-7

I hate timezones
Link 10:06 a.m. Aug 17, 2021, UTC-7

Reading the Infra WhatWG spec and lost a few brain cells. I found the MDN article on the topic and now I understand it and I'm fine.
Link 3:42 p.m. Aug 16, 2021, UTC-7

The JavaScript ecosystem (i.e. npm) is so screwed up that it's not even worth commenting on anymore. If it bothers you, don't use JS.
Link 1:23 p.m. Aug 16, 2021, UTC-7

Is creating good?
Link 1:13 p.m. Aug 16, 2021, UTC-7

Just learned about the Oroville Dam spillway collapse
Link 11:43 a.m. Aug 16, 2021, UTC-7

Hyper (https://hypercore-protocol.org/) is a p2p protocol that's almost web-like. It's really cool, a lot easier to use/setup than most.
Link 11:34 a.m. Aug 16, 2021, UTC-7

Gemini is a multi-level-marketing scheme.
Link 7:07 a.m. Aug 15, 2021, UTC-7

Got rid of 4 pairs of sunglasses today.
Link 5:03 p.m. Aug 14, 2021, UTC-7

I only have 7 Khan Academy accounts
Link 2:02 p.m. Aug 14, 2021, UTC-7

I forgot about triangles.
Link 12:21 p.m. Aug 14, 2021, UTC-7

One of the most important skills to have as a programmer is the ability to ignore information.
Link 6:37 p.m. Aug 13, 2021, UTC-7

I’m not in one place, I’m in a million places at once.
Link 3:56 p.m. Aug 13, 2021, UTC-7

"The young lady in the back with the 'I heart Jamie Grace' shirt on"
Link 10:52 p.m. Aug 12, 2021, UTC-7

Impulse-sending text messages.*
Link 9:53 p.m. Aug 12, 2021, UTC-7

‘Stocks have decent ROI, but don’t pay significant dividends. Real estate pays, you can write off expenses/depreciation, and you can do a
Link 3:12 p.m. Aug 12, 2021, UTC-7

I'm using named blocks in JavaScript. It feels so wrong and yet so right.
Link 2:02 p.m. Aug 12, 2021, UTC-7

The art of looking at nothing.
Link 1:12 p.m. Aug 12, 2021, UTC-7

Link 10:20 a.m. Aug 12, 2021, UTC-7

It would be easy for me to forget about all the time I spent playing gaga ball in middle school.
Link 10:36 p.m. Aug 11, 2021, UTC-7

I've run multiple `find / -name` commands today, so that's a good indication of how things are going.
Link 5:37 p.m. Aug 11, 2021, UTC-7

Shell scripting is so fricking. The language is so bad and unwieldy but the promise of unmatched automation is irresistible.
Link 3:49 p.m. Aug 11, 2021, UTC-7

Writing a React component that renders its Gemtext content. I can't decide if that's beautiful or cursed.
Link 3:55 p.m. Aug 10, 2021, UTC-7

The cowards who make browsers won't remove <marquee> and so if I use it that's not my problem.
Link 3:25 p.m. Aug 10, 2021, UTC-7

I stand by the idea that splitting code by type instead of function is a trap that is easy to fall into, but not ultimately helpful.
Link 3:24 p.m. Aug 10, 2021, UTC-7

I'm going to move forward with the current version of Next.js and consider the 67kb wart a cost of the framework.
Link 1:21 p.m. Aug 10, 2021, UTC-7

JS devs splitting their 200kb bundled JS file into four 50kb files in order to make 'large js file' warnings go away.
Link 12:14 p.m. Aug 10, 2021, UTC-7

So I'm working on a website with Next.js, and the beauty of Next.js is that it server-side renders static content. But even with a wholly
Link 9:38 a.m. Aug 10, 2021, UTC-7

Colors are fricking hard
Link 11:24 p.m. Aug 09, 2021, UTC-7

RIP e.gg
Link 7:01 p.m. Aug 09, 2021, UTC-7

Oh my word I fricking love this keyboard!
Link 10:49 a.m. Aug 09, 2021, UTC-7

I’m such a perfectionist, that I want to be a perfectionist in multiple ways at once.
Link 9:49 a.m. Aug 09, 2021, UTC-7

Blogs are too big.
Link 6:42 p.m. Aug 08, 2021, UTC-4

I’m glad that we’re finally figuring out that drinking fountains are not a primary transmitter of COVID and can be turned on.
Link 4:13 p.m. Aug 08, 2021, UTC-4

Matthias’s programming language of the day is APL and its dialects like K, J, and Q.
Link 9:34 a.m. Aug 07, 2021, UTC-4

I wish JavaScript had function decorators.
Link 3:19 p.m. Aug 06, 2021, UTC-4

Quality website. You can’t make this stuff up.
A screenshot of portainer.io open on an iPhone, with illegible text on top of a stock photo, a cookie-popup, and on top of the cookie pop-up, an invitation to start a chat session.
Link 10:41 a.m. Aug 05, 2021, UTC-4

One of my pet peeves is clocks that show the wrong time.
Link 6:24 a.m. Aug 05, 2021, UTC-4

It doesn’t matter at what level/scale you’re working at. The system is imperfect at every level and it’s impossible to make something
Link 1:08 a.m. Aug 04, 2021, UTC-4

It’s wild that we’re still feeling the effects of Turing. He invented and then solved computer science.
Link 10:06 p.m. Aug 03, 2021, UTC-4

Huh. It’s been a couple of days. Possibly the longest I’ve gone without posting. I’m still alive. I’m traveling.
Link 12:17 p.m. Aug 03, 2021, UTC-4

You are only allowed to move straight or circle. Spiraling doesn’t work.
Link 10:53 p.m. Jul 31, 2021, UTC-4

One True Troy!
Link 11:56 p.m. Jul 30, 2021, UTC-7

Just learned `ZZ` is the best way to save and close Vim. I was using `:x` before. `:wq` is for n00bs
Link 11:34 p.m. Jul 30, 2021, UTC-7

Moving Python 2 code from one computer to another, trying to stop myself from updating it.
Link 10:57 p.m. Jul 30, 2021, UTC-7

My router uses clock.via.net as a time server. Look at this website. Look at it. => https://via.net
Link 12:02 p.m. Jul 30, 2021, UTC-7

We give dogs a lot of credit for their sense of smell, but we would probably be able to smell more if we put our nose close to the ground.
Link 11:35 a.m. Jul 30, 2021, UTC-7

People on Hacker News are like, ‘why would you buy a Playdate for $180 dollars when you could buy a cheap android phone or an old Gameboy?’
Link 1:10 a.m. Jul 30, 2021, UTC-7

I think stuff happened in Blaseball but I deleted Twitteriffic, along with like 4 years of other apps.
Link 12:01 a.m. Jul 30, 2021, UTC-7

I want to run away and live in the woods.
Link 3:45 p.m. Jul 29, 2021, UTC-7

Nothing makes me happy and everything makes me unhappy. Existence is suffering.
Link 3:43 p.m. Jul 29, 2021, UTC-7

WHY ARE CAR AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEMS SO BAD!
Link 3:06 p.m. Jul 29, 2021, UTC-7

How can I possibly ever be known when so much of who I am revolves around my passion for unknown things.
Link 10:37 p.m. Jul 28, 2021, UTC-7

“How do you describe an emotion?”
Link 9:09 p.m. Jul 28, 2021, UTC-7

Humanity still underestimates the unreasonable efficiency of the binary search.
Link 8:33 p.m. Jul 28, 2021, UTC-7

“Did .com mess up?”
Link 3:35 p.m. Jul 28, 2021, UTC-7

About to give up my computer for a week and a half. Kinda nervous.
Link 2:43 p.m. Jul 28, 2021, UTC-7

Link 12:08 a.m. Jul 28, 2021, UTC-7

Just deleted 2 thoughts (with incorrect information, nothing important). I used Python's `pickle` to save them to a file first.
Link 5:05 p.m. Jul 27, 2021, UTC-7

Yeah so Safari doesn't properly* calculate the width of the content of inline-block `pre`s if that content includes other inline elements.
Link 3:12 p.m. Jul 27, 2021, UTC-7

It's amazing how many bugs you can find by just *using* complex software.
Link 12:00 p.m. Jul 27, 2021, UTC-7

Fundamental browser rendering compatibility issues discovered while developing OurJSEditor: 2.
Link 11:59 a.m. Jul 27, 2021, UTC-7

If you never intend on reading all of *Gödel, Escher, Bach*, I highly recommend finding and reading the dialogue “Contracrostipunctus”.
Link 12:33 a.m. Jul 27, 2021, UTC-7

I want a phonograph “capable of producing any and all sounds.” I want perfect software.
Link 12:27 a.m. Jul 27, 2021, UTC-7

It is Tuesday.
Link 12:14 a.m. Jul 27, 2021, UTC-7

If I could grant immortality to one person, it would be Brandon Sanderson.
Link 4:54 p.m. Jul 26, 2021, UTC-7

I think we have to cut the past.
Link 1:23 p.m. Jul 26, 2021, UTC-7

Ladies, I'm beginning to think opening the forbidden book was a mistake.
Link 9:50 a.m. Jul 26, 2021, UTC-7

After driving with bare feet, I have decided that feet are an underutilized input device.
Link 6:47 p.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

It is unethical to hurt other people. It is impossible to interact with other people without sometimes hurting them.
Link 1:05 p.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

I am ignored. Just constantly.
Link 12:55 p.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

I don't want to be insane. I just want to be normal.
Link 12:47 p.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

Might learn ASL so that I can cut off my ears. I can't take the noises. The sounds overwhelm me. I wince as the sound of each keyboard
Link 12:47 p.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

It is unethical to create buggy software. It is impossible to create perfect software. I just suffer.
Link 12:45 p.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

I have social anxiety. That makes being around or talking to people incredibly uncomfortable and stressful for me. But. That doesn’t stop me
Link 12:34 p.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

I still check Rigby.
Link 12:47 a.m. Jul 25, 2021, UTC-7

I want to create an empire. The problem is that I don’t think that’s a realistic life goal.
Link 5:32 p.m. Jul 24, 2021, UTC-7

I wish I could fly, but the next best thing is not being able to move at all.
Link 7:35 p.m. Jul 23, 2021, UTC-7

Not things that are possible to use correctly, but things that are impossible to use incorrectly.
Link 3:58 p.m. Jul 23, 2021, UTC-7

Nothing does worldbuilding like books. Even the dedicated worldbuilding people don’t communicate what it feels like to be in their world.
Link 6:17 p.m. Jul 22, 2021, UTC-7

“Do you walk in the shadow of men who sold their lives to a dream?”
Link 5:58 p.m. Jul 22, 2021, UTC-7

Went through my Goodreads read list. Amazing content.
Link 5:21 p.m. Jul 22, 2021, UTC-7

Still can’t get over the fact that Tumblr was sold for 3 million dollars.
Link 5:20 p.m. Jul 22, 2021, UTC-7

My sitting in bed with my laptop, Vim open: You need to get to know your code, get intimate with it.
Link 11:19 p.m. Jul 21, 2021, UTC-7

Somehow I got it in my head that there was this cool new JS framework for dynamically server side rendering React, when like, it was Next.js
Link 8:53 p.m. Jul 21, 2021, UTC-7

Pretending to be insane because I don't how to interact with people. (This is about a Khan Academy comment I just made.)
Link 8:50 p.m. Jul 21, 2021, UTC-7

I still go back to Safari's dev tools sometimes. They're just better.
Link 8:42 p.m. Jul 21, 2021, UTC-7

"Why is no one cooperating with me?" "We are cooperating with you. you're just not aware that your goal is learning Haskell"
Link 3:33 p.m. Jul 21, 2021, UTC-7

I guess I should share this here. Blaseball season calendar for the first year of Blaseball.
Link 9:45 p.m. Jul 20, 2021, UTC-7

Life is not weird enough for me. Hopefully this isn’t a fault.
Link 9:42 p.m. Jul 20, 2021, UTC-7

I am newly shorn.
Link 6:05 p.m. Jul 19, 2021, UTC-7

Not installing `ag` earlier was a mistake. I had a tool that accomplished something similar by running `grep -R` with a long `--exclude-dir`
Link 2:07 p.m. Jul 19, 2021, UTC-7

I low-key have HTTP response codes memorized. "I think 405 is Method Not Allowed or something"
Link 2:04 p.m. Jul 19, 2021, UTC-7

“Have you read James Joyce’s love letters?”
Link 8:14 p.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

The problem with the school system is that it is blind to enthusiasm.
Link 8:09 p.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

The two genders are left channel audio and right channel audio.
Link 7:32 p.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

All install methods are bad. “People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.”
Link 7:31 p.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

I love the idea of sinks. Input and output for water, for a variety of purposes. All in one place.
Link 6:45 p.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

This is a confession. This is a testimony that I need the grace of the LORD.
Link 5:53 p.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

While I am at the center of attention, I hold my breath. I am afraid of drowning.
Link 12:05 a.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

I am both lonely and afraid of not being alone.
Link 12:02 a.m. Jul 18, 2021, UTC-7

"However, some immensely lazy people can't even be bothered to type these."
Link 6:44 p.m. Jul 17, 2021, UTC-7

Become ungovernable
Link 1:36 p.m. Jul 17, 2021, UTC-7

Considering doing something drastic, like moving this website entirely to Gemini or getting my hair cut.
Link 10:15 p.m. Jul 16, 2021, UTC-7

Brandon Sanderson is definitely insane.
Link 10:15 p.m. Jul 16, 2021, UTC-7

I created a plant on Astrobotany
Link 8:46 p.m. Jul 16, 2021, UTC-7

I hate infinite-scroll lists.
Link 5:46 a.m. Jul 16, 2021, UTC-7

"It's the little things that I can't handle, and we're still in July"
Link 5:42 a.m. Jul 16, 2021, UTC-7

Okay. I don't exist.
Link 5:41 a.m. Jul 16, 2021, UTC-7

Last night/this morning was fricking surreal. Like I was a character in a movie. So much happened while I tried to sleep.
Link 10:15 p.m. Jul 15, 2021, UTC-7

The Internet is a liminal place, between my computer and yours.
Link 10:03 p.m. Jul 15, 2021, UTC-7

I took a 30 minute power nap on the floor of a changing room today.
Link 5:21 p.m. Jul 15, 2021, UTC-7

Remind me to come back to this when I have sanity to spare
Link 5:20 p.m. Jul 15, 2021, UTC-7

“THIS MUST BE THE PLACE”
Link 7:07 p.m. Jul 14, 2021, UTC-7

Cancel culture is not letting your toddler watch Numberblocks because the BBC doesn’t let their journalists attend controversial marches.
Link 9:00 a.m. Jul 14, 2021, UTC-7

I’ve started shifting my car into neutral at red lights, just because I can.
Link 2:57 p.m. Jul 13, 2021, UTC-7

Bucket list item: walk into a Barnes and Noble, pick up a book, read it all the way through without paying for it.
Link 1:29 p.m. Jul 13, 2021, UTC-7

Writing is hard
Link 12:23 p.m. Jul 13, 2021, UTC-7

I just finished reading a book. The author biography on the back flap describes her as a founder of Archive of Our Own.
Link 12:14 a.m. Jul 13, 2021, UTC-7

Can you imagine? Hosting a website on a calculator and then using Google fonts.
Link 2:42 p.m. Jul 12, 2021, UTC-7

page 98 of *The Mysterious Benedict Society*
Link 2:11 p.m. Jul 12, 2021, UTC-7

Nothing is more pretentious than making fun of Mensa members for being pretentious.
Link 5:06 p.m. Jul 11, 2021, UTC-7

HTTP/HTML/JS’s unnecessary complexity serves primarily to lock control of implementations to a couple of rich corporations.
Link 2:46 p.m. Jul 11, 2021, UTC-7

Why are second floor windows so high off the ground?
Link 9:10 a.m. Jul 11, 2021, UTC-7

Someone compared me to Dr**m. literally shaking and crying rn
Link 9:20 p.m. Jul 10, 2021, UTC-7

I can’t get over Gemini. I’m sorry. It’s been close to 3 weeks now, and it’s all I can think about.
Link 8:43 p.m. Jul 09, 2021, UTC-7

This is the white knight. This is the Free Market Drill. This is why I miss all my friends and I still don’t call.
Link 10:43 a.m. Jul 09, 2021, UTC-7

“Rationalizing the familiar is easy”
Link 10:26 p.m. Jul 08, 2021, UTC-7

Don’t worry, I am still alive.
Link 10:26 p.m. Jul 07, 2021, UTC-7

Did we forget minimalism?
Link 7:26 p.m. Jul 06, 2021, UTC-7

'In this video-essay, I will explain how the lack of standardization of hangman allows players to cheat by dynamically changing the rules.'
Link 6:21 p.m. Jul 06, 2021, UTC-7

Someone in #gemini on Libera IRC is informing me that the creator of Gemini's Gemini server isn't in compliance with Gemini.
Link 3:01 p.m. Jul 06, 2021, UTC-7

The Lagrange author patches SDL to allow smoother scrolling on Mac trackpads. I love him.
Link 2:39 p.m. Jul 06, 2021, UTC-7

I can't do this. I want to switch to a remote branch. I don't know how. I'm dumb and alkwndajkdba nw;dkljadna wb
Link 2:19 p.m. Jul 06, 2021, UTC-7

Way back in November, I came up with 4 things that make the terminal appealing. Gemini satisfies all 4 of them.
Link 10:04 a.m. Jul 06, 2021, UTC-7

If you're writing code that GitHub CoPilot can help you with, you're doing it wrong.
Link 9:45 p.m. Jul 05, 2021, UTC-7

I've been browsing the web for years and I've never once seen a website actually use a parameter.
Link 9:42 p.m. Jul 05, 2021, UTC-7

Example number 83 of Gemini not actually being simple is that it supports the entire URI RFC, so you have to implement fricking url
Link 9:33 p.m. Jul 05, 2021, UTC-7

I hate the web. I just learned that there's such a thing as a "URL-parameter" that goes on the end of a URL, proceeded by a semi-colon.
Link 9:32 p.m. Jul 05, 2021, UTC-7

I'm going to keep all of WhipserMaPhone closed source except for the Gemini inter-op code, which is CC0 /s
Link 9:25 p.m. Jul 05, 2021, UTC-7

Let's fricking go, ladies, it's an excuse to subclass `HttpRequest`!!!!
Link 9:24 p.m. Jul 05, 2021, UTC-7

Oooof
Link 2:29 p.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

Ya'll don't know how much work I put into this website. No major changes in months, but I keep tweaking things.
Link 12:58 p.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

If your "mobile" website ever has a horizontal scroll bar, just how "mobile" is it?
Link 12:34 p.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

Man, I wish AirPower existed. I have like 50 cables on my floor
Link 12:16 p.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

"Why do you need Gemini? Just write simple HTML??"
Link 10:27 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

What do I need to post-translate my text?
Link 10:07 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

The problem with unordered lists
Link 10:00 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

Ya'll are still sleeping on Make It and Fake It.
Link 9:32 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

If Luke deleted Gribfile 2, what am I supposed to read at 2am?
Link 2:23 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

The thing about GitHub copilot that no one is talking about, is that it's developed by "GitHub," ostensibly, but is available for VS Code
Link 2:22 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

@aspiringrobotfm deleting her Tweets is a modern-day tragedy.
Link 2:16 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

If we're living in a simulation, how do you explain "Jackson Hole Wyoming USA Town Square Live Cam"?
Link 1:27 a.m. Jul 04, 2021, UTC-7

It seems like literally nobody is trying to solve the speed+complexity problems that the web has.
Link 5:44 p.m. Jul 03, 2021, UTC-7

It is literally impossible for me to keep track of all of these JavaScript frameworks and build tools. It is impossible for me to keep them
Link 5:42 p.m. Jul 03, 2021, UTC-7

“I haven’t found a drop of life”
Link 9:31 p.m. Jul 02, 2021, UTC-7

I am convinced that the only reason that people do not express their hate for me is because they do not see me.
Link 9:18 p.m. Jul 02, 2021, UTC-7

*The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack* is out!
Link 10:59 a.m. Jul 02, 2021, UTC-7

I'm a lonely broken person
Link 7:12 p.m. Jul 01, 2021, UTC-7

Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear m e? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can
Link 6:16 p.m. Jul 01, 2021, UTC-7

It's weird to think about transitivity. That one thing might effect another.
Link 2:17 p.m. Jul 01, 2021, UTC-7

I hate that driving requires my feet right now.
Link 8:06 p.m. Jun 30, 2021, UTC-7

This is a faster horse
Link 10:58 a.m. Jun 30, 2021, UTC-7

I haven’t even started yet.
Link 10:49 a.m. Jun 30, 2021, UTC-7

Do you not feel the imperfections in your eyes, in your nose, and in every bone of your body?
Link 10:49 a.m. Jun 30, 2021, UTC-7

“The time’s always right to fix what’s wrong”
Link 10:41 a.m. Jun 30, 2021, UTC-7

This site uses ES6 JS
Link 9:36 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

Just cursed while talking to myself. smh
Link 9:24 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

Today, in the age of client-side web apps, React, and extreme JavaScript APIs, it's difficult to remember that the web before JS wasn't
Link 9:22 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

Let me see if I can post a bunch of thoughts.
Link 9:08 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

Checking Rigby instead of making dinner
Link 6:22 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

I guess if GitHub Copilot is like IntelliSense but it doesn’t just yell at me because of minor syntax errors or misconfigured settings,
Link 6:21 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

I'm very interested to see GitHub Copilot on the top of HackerNews, and surprised at the glowing comments.
Link 6:17 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

Twitter-style drafts are dumb. I just have 4 tabs open with the Post page and text partially composed.
Link 5:30 p.m. Jun 29, 2021, UTC-7

Thinking about markup formats.
Link 2:03 p.m. Jun 28, 2021, UTC-7

The Gemini spec contains two spaces after every period. #GeminiIsOverParty
Link 12:21 a.m. Jun 28, 2021, UTC-7

Something just occurred to me. Gemini is different from simple HTML because you don't have to design the site yourself.
Link 7:51 p.m. Jun 27, 2021, UTC-7

the light switch is right in front of me
Link 10:24 a.m. Jun 27, 2021, UTC-7

I feel like I’m in an Escher painting.
Link 8:09 a.m. Jun 27, 2021, UTC-7

Happy timezone
Link 7:20 a.m. Jun 27, 2021, UTC-7

I understand problems better than anyone else, quite frequently. Yet that only leads me to more eagerly conclude there is no solution.
Link 11:24 p.m. Jun 26, 2021, UTC-7

It really is Tuesday
Link 1:35 a.m. Jun 26, 2021, UTC-7

God wants us to live, even if we hurt others.
Link 10:11 p.m. Jun 25, 2021, UTC-7

Thor was supposed to be the dumb one, and Loki was supposed to be the clever one. In the Loki series, they couldn’t stop themselves from
Link 7:14 p.m. Jun 25, 2021, UTC-7

About to start using a new open-source code editor, Open Edit, based on the Halogen framework.
Link 4:25 p.m. Jun 25, 2021, UTC-7

Quality fricking content: => https://youtu.be/qID2B4MK7Y0
Link 4:12 p.m. Jun 25, 2021, UTC-7

"unbielevenary"
Link 3:23 p.m. Jun 25, 2021, UTC-7

Aaanddd, I manually reformatted the about page for Gemini, for those of you with taste.
Link 12:50 a.m. Jun 25, 2021, UTC-7

Added a link to the about page. Enjoy!
Link 11:35 p.m. Jun 24, 2021, UTC-7

Hello I would like to feel something.
Link 10:25 p.m. Jun 24, 2021, UTC-7

I do not understand if insanity is something to be fought or embraced.
Link 10:53 p.m. Jun 23, 2021, UTC-7

`strings helloWorld | grep flag` I am elite hax0r
Link 10:11 a.m. Jun 23, 2021, UTC-7

Blaseball is like JavaScript, a convoluted mess of overlapping rules which are impossible to memorize or understand.
Link 5:40 a.m. Jun 23, 2021, UTC-7

I wish my fan had 5 blades instead of 4. 5 is much more aesthetically pleasing.
Link 5:11 a.m. Jun 23, 2021, UTC-7

We as a society have not lost stories; merely disconnected them from their physical form.
Link 8:49 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

I want to push back on social norms, I like to question things that have always been done in the same way. But I don’t like rebelling
Link 7:37 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

I'm so tired and so lonely.
Link 7:25 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

I hate my jaw. Least favorite part of my body.
Link 4:25 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

Well, I definitely have crippling social anxiety.
Link 4:18 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

I can't do this, I'm so stressed.
Link 4:14 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

Sometimes I wonder if I read too fast, and other times I wonder if I read too slow.
Link 4:06 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

I have decided that Brandon Sanderson is slightly insane.
Link 12:28 p.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

I’m scared of platforms that can shadow-ban me.
Link 10:31 a.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

‘Have to sneak into a party’ is one of my absolute least favorite tropes.
Link 1:19 a.m. Jun 22, 2021, UTC-7

I hate cars. I wish I could teleport.
Link 7:00 p.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

Someone of my intellect doesn’t need bags.
Link 6:30 p.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

It is now sandwich time.
Link 1:40 p.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

I haven't had paper in my mouth in a while \*Puts paper in mouth*
Link 12:41 p.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

Depositing money into my TD Ameritrade account to pad my investment returns.
Link 12:39 p.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

Going to invent a proprietary markup language for this website.
Link 11:28 a.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

Files are an arbitrary and arguably outdated design decision.
Link 11:26 a.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

Even when I was a kid, I wondered, why didn't websites just load a big list of all of their content? I really like that this website
Link 10:02 a.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

Thinking about buying more domain names. Someone help me budget this.
Link 9:39 a.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

Addicted to not letting people follow me on Instagram.
Link 8:10 a.m. Jun 21, 2021, UTC-7

For dinner today I ate only four corn dogs.
Link 11:25 p.m. Jun 20, 2021, UTC-7

I am still missing my second phone.
Link 11:24 p.m. Jun 20, 2021, UTC-7

Today I saw a hoodie dress and I have never been more tempted to crossdress in my life.
Link 11:23 p.m. Jun 20, 2021, UTC-7

I kidnapped a weighted blanket.
Link 11:22 p.m. Jun 20, 2021, UTC-7

Fortunately, I do not have to worry about hallucinations.
Link 11:21 p.m. Jun 20, 2021, UTC-7

Sixteen the tower
Link 4:28 p.m. Jun 20, 2021, UTC-7

Trying to convince known communists to invest in the stock market, like, this is a pyramid scheme but it’s supported by the US government.
Link 10:09 p.m. Jun 19, 2021, UTC-7

Mixed feelings about eye contact
Link 10:28 a.m. Jun 19, 2021, UTC-7

Sometimes I wish I didn’t have feelings.
Link 8:46 a.m. Jun 19, 2021, UTC-7

It’s hard for me to lack confidence when I look in the mirror.
Link 6:50 a.m. Jun 19, 2021, UTC-7

It is the day of tues
Link 6:46 a.m. Jun 19, 2021, UTC-7

My quest for perfection will destroy me. Let’s see how close I can get.
Link 10:15 p.m. Jun 18, 2021, UTC-7

I’m at 1,409 posts here. 24 are over 1000 characters, with the longest being
Link 9:56 a.m. Jun 18, 2021, UTC-7

Man, I wish I owned a comb.
Link 9:22 a.m. Jun 18, 2021, UTC-7

People sometimes ask me if I think there will be computers in heaven.
Link 10:50 p.m. Jun 17, 2021, UTC-7

Can you hear me?
Link 10:44 p.m. Jun 17, 2021, UTC-7

I hate lithium ion batteries. When you put a lithium battery in a product your admitting that you’re designing it for 2 to 5 years,
Link 10:43 p.m. Jun 17, 2021, UTC-7

I'm done.
Link 10:21 p.m. Jun 17, 2021, UTC-7

I love how low-stakes YouTube videos are. I don’t want to watch videos about things that matter.
Link 2:32 p.m. Jun 17, 2021, UTC-7

Google just emailed me complaining about this website.
Link 1:31 p.m. Jun 17, 2021, UTC-7

What did I buy from Home Depot on May 7th?
Link 1:29 p.m. Jun 17, 2021, UTC-7

Be very afraid
Link 11:56 p.m. Jun 16, 2021, UTC-7

Seriously, what the heck. Why is Python so bad? Why does a language with list comprehensions fail so spectacularly in list manipulation?
Link 10:33 p.m. Jun 16, 2021, UTC-7

I love Python when it gives me tools to do what I want. When it doesn't, it's so painful.
Link 10:13 p.m. Jun 16, 2021, UTC-7

Why are people so afraid?
Link 7:05 p.m. Jun 16, 2021, UTC-7

I don’t remember the last time I made a good decision.
Link 7:20 a.m. Jun 16, 2021, UTC-7

I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.
Link 11:05 p.m. Jun 15, 2021, UTC-7

I just want the simple things in life, like a second phone specifically for tracking my sleep.
Link 11:05 p.m. Jun 15, 2021, UTC-7

It looks like we are going to sink, soon.
Link 7:28 p.m. Jun 15, 2021, UTC-7

Jazz hands first in the league standings right now!
Link 7:12 p.m. Jun 15, 2021, UTC-7

RIP Freenode.
Link 7:59 p.m. Jun 14, 2021, UTC-7

Reposted the Gemini posts to Rigby. Thanks to Luke for recovering them after the downtime.
Link 7:59 p.m. Jun 14, 2021, UTC-7

I’m allergic to carrots.
Link 6:42 p.m. Jun 14, 2021, UTC-7

Why are there still more programming languages!!!
Link 3:55 p.m. Jun 14, 2021, UTC-7

Blaseball is back!
Link 10:00 a.m. Jun 14, 2021, UTC-7

Humans are afraid of losing things.
Link 10:17 p.m. Jun 13, 2021, UTC-7

I am glad to see that Rigby is functioning perfectly normally with no issues at all
Link 9:01 p.m. Jun 13, 2021, UTC-7

I don’t think most people realize how uninhabited most places are, once you move away from areas that are inhabited.
Link 7:48 p.m. Jun 13, 2021, UTC-7

There are still posts in my Tumblr feed that are utterly unintelligible.
Link 7:23 p.m. Jun 13, 2021, UTC-7

They do not understand that I am in charge.
Link 6:34 p.m. Jun 13, 2021, UTC-7

Every little thing destroys me.
Link 6:54 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

T-shirt that says "Intellectual Property is an oxymoron"
Link 6:39 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

417 Hz is a beautiful sound. It sounds like doing a handstand.
Link 4:47 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

Rigby is still broken.
Link 4:38 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

The paradox of the small web is that everyone wants a different feature.
Link 4:37 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

A man can you hear me
Link 4:36 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

I’m beginning to think that all the people complaining about capitalism in my Twitter feed aren’t actively researching alternatives.
Link 3:07 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

So much code that needs to be written.
Link 1:06 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

Because gemini doesn't support compression, it actually transmits roughly twice as much data as the normal HTML version of this page.
Link 12:56 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

Already thinking about how I can implement some sort of bad ASCII game on top of Gemini.
Link 12:43 p.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

"I find it important to specify the browser as well...So right now I'm running 'Firefox/TeX/Gnome/GNU/systemd/Linux'"
Link 9:13 a.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

Interesting post on how far mathematical proof languages have come.
Link 12:23 a.m. Jun 12, 2021, UTC-7

This house has so much fricking stuff in it.
Link 11:30 p.m. Jun 11, 2021, UTC-7

I wish I could float.
Link 11:25 p.m. Jun 11, 2021, UTC-7

Rigby is broken I’m going insane help
Link 11:23 p.m. Jun 11, 2021, UTC-7

Rigby is down. We had a good run.
Link 8:07 p.m. Jun 11, 2021, UTC-7

Hit the Rigby post character limit again.
Link 4:46 p.m. Jun 11, 2021, UTC-7

Working on a Rigby post.
Link 12:52 p.m. Jun 11, 2021, UTC-7

My right arm twinges with a sharp pain.
Link 9:55 p.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

Watched the Veritasium video on Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem. He spent a lot of time on Turning completeness and the halting problem,
Link 9:03 p.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

"prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson"
Link 3:57 p.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

I want a dog that's around 30 pounds.
Link 3:51 p.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

Github changed their "issue" icon to a circle with a dot in the middle, and it looks so natural that I can't remember what it used to be,
Link 3:25 p.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

"early 20th century Yiddish-language anarchist newspaper"
Link 12:43 p.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

They told me Gemini was minimalistic. I didn't believe them. But wow.
Link 1:55 a.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

"a couple of very necessary security fixes have subsequently bloated the code to 157 lines"
Link 1:14 a.m. Jun 10, 2021, UTC-7

I had a good thought but I forgot it. Something about me and why I am.
Link 4:52 p.m. Jun 09, 2021, UTC-7

I am a kitchen counter. I count kitchens.
Link 12:33 p.m. Jun 09, 2021, UTC-7

Just watched Suicide Squad. It was pretty bad.
Link 2:00 p.m. Jun 08, 2021, UTC-7

I'm shutting down my KA mod action logger ("Programs KA doesn't want you to see"). I'm not maintaining it, and it's breaking.
Link 12:30 a.m. Jun 08, 2021, UTC-7

I’m worried that I won’t create enough things.
Link 11:39 p.m. Jun 07, 2021, UTC-7

I just lost the game.
Link 6:55 p.m. Jun 07, 2021, UTC-7

Pronouncing Debra to rhyme with zebra.
Link 7:59 a.m. Jun 07, 2021, UTC-7

I don’t have a caffeine addiction.
Link 6:49 a.m. Jun 07, 2021, UTC-7

Guys be like, ‘the terrifying ordeal of being known’ and then base their identity on the success of a Khan Academy game from 5 years ago
Link 6:44 a.m. Jun 07, 2021, UTC-7

I have a phobia of things hitting my shins.
Link 12:55 a.m. Jun 07, 2021, UTC-7

Okay, the about page for this site is on its 4th iteration. I think it is ready to be shared, but adding links to it is coding
Link 10:42 p.m. Jun 06, 2021, UTC-7

"In this day and age logical methods are applicable only to solving problems of secondary interest" (1924)
Link 9:58 p.m. Jun 06, 2021, UTC-7

Bought some Prosus the other day, after they bought Stack Overflow.
Link 5:47 p.m. Jun 06, 2021, UTC-7

I've dreamed about being banned from KA at least a couple of times.
Link 5:24 p.m. Jun 06, 2021, UTC-7

I had a shocking coherent dream that I hired a contractor to build 2 apartment buildings on land that my parents owned.
Link 10:33 a.m. Jun 06, 2021, UTC-7

How many levels of iconic would it be if I started an extension for Rigby?
Link 11:30 p.m. Jun 05, 2021, UTC-7

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime"
Link 7:52 p.m. Jun 05, 2021, UTC-7

Wrote a script to automate re-building mod_wsgi from source because its python bindings break every time I update system python.
Link 6:55 p.m. Jun 05, 2021, UTC-7

I understand the theory behind being scared of pre-release versions, but in practice, I have run into many more issues because I'm using
Link 6:05 p.m. Jun 05, 2021, UTC-7

I stood in the sunlight for like 30 seconds earlier today.
Link 2:49 p.m. Jun 05, 2021, UTC-7

I may have forgotten the piece of paper that has my crypto private keys on it.
Link 1:59 p.m. Jun 04, 2021, UTC-7

I want to feel something. I want someone to make me feel something.
Link 11:08 a.m. Jun 04, 2021, UTC-7

I love Hacker News because people post comments with number sources, but the citation numbers are 0-indexed.
Link 4:46 p.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

Yeah, I really need to learn a lisp dialect. If not SBCL then Scheme or Clojure.
Link 4:22 p.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

‘She was attractive in the way that hot stoves attract curious children’s hands’
Link 4:00 p.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

I love Hacker News because the PDF of the Supreme Court's opinion hits the front page.
Link 11:24 a.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

I collect things that don't exist.
Link 10:31 a.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

Firefox crashed this morning. :/
Link 10:30 a.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

Me explaining why I haven’t been brushing my teeth: Well, I never *decide* to go to bed. I just stay up until I’m so tired that my mind
Link 1:40 a.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

I started working on OJSE a bit. Wow. That code base is a mess. Multiple authors over the course of 5 years! It works, because I’m in charge
Link 1:38 a.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

Diversity win! I thought about whether I should identify as non binary, and then decided I shouldn’t.
Link 1:36 a.m. Jun 03, 2021, UTC-7

The only subreddit I enjoy anymore is /r/bizarrelife. I'm desensitized to everything else.
Link 1:21 p.m. Jun 02, 2021, UTC-7

Since I woke up 4 hours ago, Vivaldi has crashed and IntelliJ has frozen. I want software that works.
Link 1:06 p.m. Jun 02, 2021, UTC-7

Veritasium tries to clickbait me with a giant "INCOMPLETE", and I’m like, oh yeah, Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem, classic.
Link 12:16 p.m. Jun 02, 2021, UTC-7

Why would I need therapy? I have this website.
Link 11:51 a.m. Jun 02, 2021, UTC-7

Aaaah! Failed to schedule a meeting with a counselor for the 6th time.
Link 11:46 a.m. Jun 02, 2021, UTC-7

We do, a little bit of trolling. (Replying to the person who asked to buy the KA extension.)
Link 11:46 a.m. Jun 02, 2021, UTC-7

I realized that Django was serving media for this site, instead of Apache (this is quite bad). Fixed now.
Link 12:53 a.m. Jun 02, 2021, UTC-7

"intellectual property is an oxymoron"
Link 10:48 p.m. Jun 01, 2021, UTC-7

I want to see what an impractical computer looks like. I want to see, with our current hardware limitations, what a computer designed for
Link 9:40 p.m. May 31, 2021, UTC-7

2 might be the perfect number, but 3 is my number.
Link 9:15 p.m. May 31, 2021, UTC-7

Movement was a mistake. Plants have the right idea.
Link 7:00 p.m. May 31, 2021, UTC-7