Thoughts
People will be like, oh *X* language isn't that bad and then I'll find out you close `case` blocks with `esac` or some trash.
That's actually bash BTW. You close `if` blocks with `fi` and `case` blocks with `esac`. Insanity.
People defend JavaScript, and I have to be like, um, JS is objectively a bad language. I love JS, it's my favorite, but it's bad.