Thoughts

No functional language survives first contact with the user.
Link 5:55 p.m. Nov 30, 2020, UTC-5

Idris attempts to solve the same problem as [Thu](https://ourjseditor.com/program/S5ShEy). They're just doing it very differently.
Link 5:10 p.m. Nov 30, 2020, UTC-5

If anyone reading this could invite me to https://lobste.rs, that would be great, please HMU.
Link 1:59 p.m. Nov 30, 2020, UTC-5

#cat-v
Link 1:50 p.m. Nov 30, 2020, UTC-5

More selected messages from the 9front IRC (#cat-v)
Link 1:46 p.m. Nov 30, 2020, UTC-5

Please explain #cat-v on Freenode to me. What does it mean to solder a unix pipe?
Link 1:42 p.m. Nov 30, 2020, UTC-5

I am not currently taking questions.
Link 11:15 a.m. Nov 30, 2020, UTC-5

Just edited, committed, pushed, and deployed from my phone.
Link 11:21 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-5

Okay I’ve snapped can someone please tell me what 👉🏻👈🏻 is supposed to mean? I’ve never seen someone do that IRL
Link 11:10 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-5

Airplanes are like birds but in the sky
Link 6:06 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-7

There’s a joke about how powers of two are sexy, because each is one-hot number. Unfortunately I’m not qualified to make it.
Link 5:51 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-7

My hands aren’t dry and my hands aren’t rough, but they’re like thin leather. The skin is stiff. There’s moisture on them, but it doesn’t
Link 5:46 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-7

Back in Denver I think!
Link 4:21 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-7

Thinking about hyper spheres
Link 12:48 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-8

Jesus and the 12 disciples, the last supper, coffee shop AU.
Link 12:45 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-8

Trying to figure out how to explain *Paradise Lost* to an atheist.
Link 12:44 p.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-8

I am a circle when I feel like I should be a square.
Link 11:10 a.m. Nov 29, 2020, UTC-8

What if I was actually blind and no one knew?
Link 8:54 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

Lucrative
Link 8:25 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

The amount of information my brain is processing has increased faster than my brain’s throughput has.
Link 8:22 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

I found another pastebin website. Wow. Gosh heck there are a lot
Link 7:53 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

Also, what the frick. I [described](https://matthias1.micro.blog/2018/08/10/small-blogging.html) this website in *2018*.
Link 7:17 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

https://micro.blog should be so cool. They were so close. They understand what I’m trying to do here. They’re just charging $5/mo for it.
Link 7:15 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

AJR has been popping off recently. Used in an Apple ad, #1 iTunes Charts, in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade. Just need them to drop music.
Link 7:04 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

Free serverless and static-site hosting is cool, but it’s still not at the point where I can distribute templates to non-coders.
Link 7:03 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

I want a service like a server, except I just give them a binary and they run it 24/7. And they have a database and handle port forwarding
Link 6:59 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

I was like oh, I haven’t posted recently, I wish I had things to post, and in that moment I forgot that my criteria for posting on here is
Link 6:55 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

If the world was a simulation, and one person was the main character and knew the world was a simulation, who would it be?
Link 6:54 p.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

Firefox uses `.columnNum`. Chome and Safari use `.column`. Why? It's just not standardized. No one knows what to do.
Link 11:11 a.m. Nov 28, 2020, UTC-8

If you take a break in the middle of the hill, you start to roll back down.
Link 3:23 p.m. Nov 27, 2020, UTC-8

I would like to thank Taco Works chips, my primary supplier of MSG for the last 5 years.
Link 1:04 p.m. Nov 26, 2020, UTC-8

“How sweet, the taste of certainty” -TrusT, half•alive
Link 4:02 p.m. Nov 25, 2020, UTC-8

How sweet the taste of certainty.
Link 4:01 p.m. Nov 25, 2020, UTC-8

My incompetence is striking.
Link 3:46 p.m. Nov 25, 2020, UTC-8

Why do I do web development? Why do I do this to myself?
Link 1:22 p.m. Nov 25, 2020, UTC-8

Brandon Sanderson is like George R. R. Martin if he released 3 books a year.
Link 12:32 p.m. Nov 25, 2020, UTC-8

I love `Blob`s, big fan.
Link 12:53 a.m. Nov 25, 2020, UTC-8

Some pieces I did on tixy.land
Link 11:42 p.m. Nov 24, 2020, UTC-8

Javascript deserved so much better than this. Such a beautiful syntax, beautiful type system. Alternatives like ReScript exist.
Link 9:05 p.m. Nov 24, 2020, UTC-8

Vivaldi released a beta of their mail client less than a week after I set up Spark :|
Link 8:32 p.m. Nov 24, 2020, UTC-8

Made some changes to the website, most visibly the date format. Explanation below
Link 10:49 a.m. Nov 24, 2020, UTC-8

Aria Buckles is my second favorite (former+current) KA employee right now.
Link 9:30 p.m. Nov 23, 2020, UTC-8

The weird about human interactions/friendships is that you can manifest them.
Link 8:53 p.m. Nov 23, 2020, UTC-8

I hate dates.
Link 3:52 p.m. Nov 23, 2020, UTC-8

"Yes, I do know how to use Benford's Law, logarithmic point plotting, and standard deviation"
Link 1:34 p.m. Nov 23, 2020, UTC-8

I only use sophisticated forms of social media. I'm currently browsing a Tiktok blog on Tumblr
Link 10:20 p.m. Nov 22, 2020, UTC-8

Contributing to the group by changing hyphen-minuses to em dashes.
Link 5:52 p.m. Nov 22, 2020, UTC-5

I hate timezones
Link 7:20 p.m. Nov 21, 2020, UTC-7

I think I’m in Denver
Link 7:20 p.m. Nov 21, 2020, UTC-7

I need someone to make a short film about Danish and Black Hat because, dang, OTP material right there.
Link 4:39 p.m. Nov 21, 2020, UTC-5

Why is humanoid rabbit a trope?
Link 2:31 p.m. Nov 21, 2020, UTC-5

I'm subbed to the beekeeping subreddit, and it's very intense listening to them discuss the coming winter. Trying to make sure the bees have
Link 12:24 a.m. Nov 21, 2020, UTC-5

Why are Cloudflare outages like a weekly thing now???
Link 10:46 p.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

I assumed that *The Phantom of the Opera* was like an 1800s opera. It's actually a 1910 book, or a 1986 musical, or a 2004 film
Link 8:15 p.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

Contributing to the group by changing the font from cursive to Times New Roman.
Link 7:55 p.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

One of the things I tried to do with Thu was type-check at run time. The most interesting things about Julia is that it actually does this.
Link 7:12 p.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

I was tired, so tired. I put on Jon Bellion, and I'm not tired any more. It's amazing how that works.
Link 6:44 p.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

"Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect." -Matthew 5:48
Link 5:56 p.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

I was on the floor for like 3 hours straight today.
Link 5:55 p.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

“Welcome to the list of things you will not miss. Backed up by the most novel research In not missing things entirely”
Link 9:18 a.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

I’m going to watch Supernatural, like, when I’m retired.
Link 12:50 a.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

Like 95% of how much I like someone is the sound of their voice. Annoying voice—limited ability to listen to you.
Link 12:38 a.m. Nov 20, 2020, UTC-5

I had written like 250 words on Julia and comparing it to Thu and I didn't post it so it's gone. You're welcome.
Link 10:42 p.m. Nov 19, 2020, UTC-5

I don’t remember the last time I made a good decision.
Link 3:40 p.m. Nov 19, 2020, UTC-5

I decided I wanted my fans to spin all the time, so I'm giving 2/3 of my CPU to Folding@Home
Link 10:16 a.m. Nov 19, 2020, UTC-5

The captions on Instagram meme pages are wild. They make this website look like a coherent and normal blog.
Link 10:12 a.m. Nov 19, 2020, UTC-5

I'm looking at another hour configuring IntelliJ with Django support.
Link 10:13 p.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

After downloading Spark, I am now back to a solid Inbox 0
Link 8:36 p.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

I finally got around to conducting a survey all macOS Desktop mail apps (15+), and decided on [Spark](https://sparkmailapp.com).
Link 2:28 p.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

Slytherverse is too powerful.
Link 10:11 a.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

Girls, Aidabaida DM'd me back. I messaged him like 2, 3 months ago. Why now? Why so casual?
Link 9:09 a.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

I figured it out, there was a space in the base64 data last time.
Link 12:51 a.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

This is why I shouldn't try things in production :/
Link 12:45 a.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

me_irl
Link 12:45 a.m. Nov 18, 2020, UTC-5

Hooottt taaakkkee: Google fonts is baaadaaddd. The fonts on there are bad.
Link 9:54 p.m. Nov 17, 2020, UTC-5

"How could you possibly not have learned anything by reading the wikipedia page for 'torsor'"
Link 9:23 p.m. Nov 17, 2020, UTC-5

Okay, I don't understand self-hosting Git over SSH and it's more complicated than I thought.
Link 5:21 p.m. Nov 17, 2020, UTC-5

This site renders perfectly in Servo, so that's another win for dead-simple websites, and I can check compatibility off my list.
Link 4:44 p.m. Nov 17, 2020, UTC-5

Hey look, it's Zulip, another Slack competitor.
Link 4:27 p.m. Nov 17, 2020, UTC-5

Why does it seem like they're making Wolfram Alpha worse?
Link 2:24 a.m. Nov 17, 2020, UTC-5

Why is lambda so sexy? How is it even possible for a letter to be sexy? **λ**
Link 2:02 a.m. Nov 17, 2020, UTC-5

So no one told me `git` supports repos on other servers over SSH, just by default. And I guess I'm not very smart because I had all the
Link 9:14 p.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

How do I figure out what I'm doing with my life?
Link 3:17 p.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

Why are people using Latte dock? I've found the KDE task manager bar to be perfectly customizable.
Link 1:18 p.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

"dont let this distract you from the fact that lightning mcqueen blew a one lap lead in the piston cup"
Link 11:43 a.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

"I find it helps to remember that I'm french."
Link 9:31 a.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

"I'm not so sure that limiting colors is such a great idea."
Link 8:17 a.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

I would like to use the name Matthias on the internet, and since Matthias is fairly uncommon, you'd think I could get away with it.
Link 12:42 a.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

Am I going to have to build pagination into this site at some point? \*grimace*
Link 12:25 a.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

It is okay! I found "The Sound of the Universe". I had forgotten about my poetry blog.
Link 12:21 a.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

How many domains is too many?
Link 12:20 a.m. Nov 16, 2020, UTC-5

"Dreams and Boxes" by Watsky is the current mood.
Link 11:54 p.m. Nov 15, 2020, UTC-5

One of the things that makes Darklang.com bearable for me, despite it’s bugginess, is that the developer is on Slack and is pretty chill.
Link 11:47 p.m. Nov 15, 2020, UTC-5

Sharkfin has traumatized me. I saw him in a VC in KACC, and I had to leave me computer and sit downstairs with my hand over my heart for a
Link 10:36 p.m. Nov 15, 2020, UTC-5

Is now a good time to start a weekend project?
Link 6:57 p.m. Nov 15, 2020, UTC-5

If you don’t use a siphon at every conceivable opportunity, you’re not an engineer.
Link 1:31 p.m. Nov 15, 2020, UTC-5

I appear to have forgotten the importance of sleep.
Link 3:52 a.m. Nov 15, 2020, UTC-5

Are you a KA girl?
Link 12:36 a.m. Nov 15, 2020, UTC-5

I can confirm I don’t like ranch dressing.
Link 7:57 p.m. Nov 14, 2020, UTC-5

It’s difficult to describe how awful the passcode entry field in settings on iOS is.
Link 11:00 p.m. Nov 13, 2020, UTC-5

The Big Sur design looks even better with Rectangle and padding between windows.
Link 2:40 p.m. Nov 13, 2020, UTC-5

I updated to Big Sur. Most all there is is a new design, which will definitely take some getting used to. Super rounded corners, wow!
Link 2:27 p.m. Nov 13, 2020, UTC-5

I have added image support.
Link 1:01 p.m. Nov 13, 2020, UTC-5

You'll be glad to know I regularly test and update this website for compatibility with both `lynx` and `links`.
Link 11:10 a.m. Nov 13, 2020, UTC-5

It’s so funny to look at my old Tweets where I ceaselessly allude to leaving for some other platform. It has happened!
Link 10:25 a.m. Nov 13, 2020, UTC-5

ChromeOS is a disaster. Chrome needs to be an operating system. ChromeOS is not a browser. It needs to be.
Link 3:47 p.m. Nov 12, 2020, UTC-5

Link 3:05 p.m. Nov 12, 2020, UTC-5

Undertale? Supernatural? Homestuck? Compound words denoting media I haven't consumed. They are all the same thing in my brain.
Link 2:07 p.m. Nov 12, 2020, UTC-5

Okay, so I made mild style tweaks. The page no longer scrolls side to side on mobile. You're welcome. Still no images.
Link 3:10 a.m. Nov 12, 2020, UTC-5

Why are there no terminal-based text editors in active development these days? lynx was last updated 2018.
Link 1:58 a.m. Nov 12, 2020, UTC-5

Wait. Can I host images on here. As base64 text. In the content field already? Give me a sec.
Link 1:04 a.m. Nov 12, 2020, UTC-5

```js age++; ```
Link 12:42 a.m. Nov 12, 2020, UTC-5

What if you put barbecue sauce on a salad?
Link 6:42 p.m. Nov 11, 2020, UTC-5

I fricking lost my beautiful poetry. "The Sound of the Universe" eludes me.
Link 12:47 a.m. Nov 11, 2020, UTC-5

I would like to be an artist.
Link 12:10 a.m. Nov 11, 2020, UTC-5

.
Link 12:04 a.m. Nov 11, 2020, UTC-5

One of the things that makes social media so interesting to me is that we are *so close* to feature parity.
Link 11:02 p.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

I can’t believe we only made it to GRIBFILE 1.5. It should have been an era.
Link 10:56 p.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

AWS scares me. Too big, too powerful, looming over my small websites.
Link 7:00 p.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

Why is Linux so cool? Can somebody please tell me?
Link 6:11 p.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

I snapped and installed Rectangle, a "window manager" for macOS.
Link 3:37 p.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

I wish I were a circle.
Link 3:10 p.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

Linux is dead, long live macOS
Link 1:46 p.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

They’re just making this stuff up and I’m not sure how much I can take.
Link 9:24 a.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

WAIT A SECOND! "Vibin'" just means sitting around on our phones.
Link 8:34 a.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

Why am I only able to do things I don't want to do when I'm dead tired?
Link 7:01 a.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

Mark Rober feels like he should be an Middle school science teacher. His stuff is entertaining and technically correct, but it's so shallow.
Link 1:42 a.m. Nov 10, 2020, UTC-5

Link 10:49 p.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

TFW length of a string was O(n)
Link 9:25 a.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

Sets are unordered, hold unique elements*, and are nest-able. Matrixes are ordered, do not constrain values, and are *not nest-able*.
Link 9:22 a.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

Thus far, I have found in math only 2 fundamental concepts: matrixes and sets. Everything else is syntax sugar.
Link 9:18 a.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

"The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, Pt. 2 - EP" is such a powerful name.
Link 9:04 a.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

"I’m in central park right now for unknown reasons"
Link 8:35 a.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

I read through the book of Revelation instead of sleeping.
Link 1:02 a.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

I am a vessel of the Lord. And His name is on my forehead should He allow it to be.
Link 12:50 a.m. Nov 09, 2020, UTC-5

Why would I reconsider my bad decisions now when I could stay up for another couple of hours and then have a break down and reconsider my
Link 11:36 p.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

I don't remember the last time I made a good decision.
Link 10:34 p.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

I've been watching a lot of magic recently, just like clips on Youtube. It's really frustrating how non-existent explanations of tricks are.
Link 10:33 p.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

A slightly edgy but well edited Biden victory meme compilation: https://youtube.com/watch?v=I0UK1KVtMQM
Link 10:30 p.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

"The Lord has broken the staff of the wicked, the scepter of rulers, that struck the peoples in wrath with unceasing blows...
Link 4:15 p.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

It’s weird that music doesn’t have colors.
Link 1:32 p.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

The internet is like, 'We're getting a 5th season of Sherlock' so I look it up and it's estimated in "either 2022 or 2023." :(
Link 12:51 p.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

I could go to bed, or I could sit here in bed and flick the stoplight through different colors, *remotely*.
Link 2:52 a.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

I can now control my stoplight remotely, over the WiFi, using magic and an ESP module. And my friend who knows electronics.
Link 2:52 a.m. Nov 08, 2020, UTC-5

I hate `nvm`. I'm sick of it. Bad.
Link 1:30 p.m. Nov 07, 2020, UTC-5

What makes the terminal appealing?
Link 9:23 p.m. Nov 06, 2020, UTC-5

Anyone want to place bets on how long it takes SharkFin to be banned from KACC? I give it a month.
Link 11:48 p.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

One of my biggest mistakes was using MySQL or Postgres. I spent so long picking between them, I overlooked how perfect SQLite is.
Link 6:11 p.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

My problem with a titling window manager is that I don't have keys available on my keyboard to bind to moving windows around.
Link 5:27 p.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

Why does Ubuntu put things in my bashrc by default??? 0/10. I want to customize my own bashrc. Get out.
Link 5:08 p.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

WAIT! The new IDKHOW album dropped like 2 weeks ago, I have been sleeping.
Link 5:07 p.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

I cannot imagine not liking someone who has programmed in Elm. I mean, like maybe if they didn't like Elm, but I can't imagine that either
Link 11:42 a.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

"We're driving toward the morning sun Where all your blood is washed away and all you did will be undone." -Taxi Cab, Twenty One Pilots
Link 9:59 a.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

Apparently I could install a tiling window manager on macOS and I am kind if tempted.
Link 1:13 a.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

I want to talk about functional languages with someone. They're all so beautiful. HMU if you like Haskell/Elm.
Link 12:11 a.m. Nov 05, 2020, UTC-5

There are an odd number of Smarties in a packet. This never ceases to annoy me. I always eat my Smarties in pairs, so that both sides of
Link 11:23 p.m. Nov 04, 2020, UTC-5

I updated the dark theme and fixed dates being a month off.
Link 1:15 p.m. Nov 04, 2020, UTC-5

My life recently feels like a train balanced on a single rail, but not off of the tracks.
Link 12:29 a.m. Nov 04, 2020, UTC-5

Code is too raw, too structured. It is bones.
Link 12:26 a.m. Nov 04, 2020, UTC-5

"All I care about is CS:GO"
Link 9:19 p.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

Wait, is it too late to vote? I wasn't paying attention.
Link 7:15 p.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

Run on the JVM? Get out. It's that easy.
Link 5:33 p.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

"This is the stylistic convention in the elm ecosystem" It's comma-first syntax is what it is and I won't stand for it.
Link 1:11 p.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

I think I may be in love with Dark. It's **so powerful**. So little boiler plate. 100% functionality. The Dark website is bad, don't listen
Link 12:41 p.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

They're all, function evaluation order can be ambiguous; and I'm like "You're using space to apply functions. Parens don't have this problem"
Link 11:41 a.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

I'm checking out Dark, very cool, highly recommend.
Link 11:40 a.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

Is it a private beta if it's public?
Link 11:20 a.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

Jane Street looked at OCaml, and was like, 'eh cool language, std lib's lacking' and then they re-implemented the entire standard library.
Link 9:54 a.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

"Nothing in my life so far would have prepared me for the fact that I would be willfully choosing to move to .NET,
Link 9:46 a.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

I made a mistake somewhere.
Link 3:41 a.m. Nov 03, 2020, UTC-5

The Lord has given me another day.
Link 12:24 p.m. Nov 02, 2020, UTC-5

People will be like, oh *X* language isn't that bad and then I'll find out you close `case` blocks with `esac` or some trash.
Link 11:45 p.m. Nov 01, 2020, UTC-5

Why am I so tempted to buy bWF0dGhpYXMK.com?
Link 11:27 p.m. Nov 01, 2020, UTC-5

I block Youtube, I start using Github for entertainment. I block Github, I'm checking GitLab. I blocked Discord, I found myself on IRC.
Link 9:34 p.m. Nov 01, 2020, UTC-5

Thinking about Potter Watch and how I can create an internet version of it.
Link 5:23 p.m. Nov 01, 2020, UTC-5

I watched the piece of art that is *Frankenstein Island* (1981) last night. Highly recommend.
Link 10:30 a.m. Nov 01, 2020, UTC-5

Sueueguejwvbwuevebje eh
Link 11:19 p.m. Oct 31, 2020, UTC-4

It has been months since I created the Melodramatic cover art, and I cannot get over how good it looks.
Link 12:02 a.m. Oct 31, 2020, UTC-4

eBay doesn't store transaction history, item listings, past 9 months. It seems like everyone's transaction history would be interesting data.
Link 11:53 p.m. Oct 30, 2020, UTC-4

It turns out that if you eat enough Skittles they start to taste bad.
Link 11:50 p.m. Oct 30, 2020, UTC-4

I'm losing so much heat through my head. I need longer hair.
Link 4:21 p.m. Oct 30, 2020, UTC-4

I can't do it I'm not a real person
Link 3:07 p.m. Oct 30, 2020, UTC-4

IRC is funny. I think it's in an Eternal September phase, where it's used by people that are desperate for software support, and senior devs.
Link 2:32 p.m. Oct 30, 2020, UTC-4

"There are conflicting theories as to the meaning of this comic."
Link 9:57 p.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

Selected 40 emails and hit "Archive." Pretty much back to inbox 0.
Link 7:08 p.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

These fools asking me questions on a scale of 1-7 as if I'm not going to pick 5 for the meme.
Link 6:39 p.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

"I don't do freelancing, I do consulting"
Link 9:17 a.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

"I have 13 years experience on Twitter in different accts"
Link 12:41 a.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

I need to take a break for a little while. Everything is going to be okay without me. Discord, Khan Academy, YouTube, Reddit are sinking
Link 12:20 a.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

It’s like it’s possible to defy capitalism by sheer force of will.
Link 12:16 a.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

I cannot comprehend how it is possible to sell Tumblr, which was bought for $1000 million dollars, for $3 million dollars.
Link 12:15 a.m. Oct 29, 2020, UTC-4

The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, Pt. 3 can’t come too soon.
Link 10:22 p.m. Oct 28, 2020, UTC-4

A hot take brought fresh from Tumblr to you.
Link 9:29 p.m. Oct 28, 2020, UTC-4

wimps*
Link 7:21 p.m. Oct 28, 2020, UTC-4

“Unit vectors are for whims”
Link 7:19 p.m. Oct 28, 2020, UTC-4

Society is a stack of bricks balanced on top of each other. I am brick, and there is a brick above me and a brick below me.
Link 1:22 p.m. Oct 28, 2020, UTC-4

"once the torch of ethno-nationalism has been lit, it is impossible to know in which direction the wind will take the fire."
Link 1:19 p.m. Oct 28, 2020, UTC-4

I find that I am interested in talking almost exclusively to other INTJs
Link 2:12 a.m. Oct 28, 2020, UTC-4

Quality fricking content everyone! https://billwurtz.com/bench.mp4
Link 11:42 p.m. Oct 27, 2020, UTC-4

I know you all are anxiously awaiting episode 2 of my Minecraft Let's Play. I've edited almost 1 hour of footage. It's going to happen.
Link 11:41 p.m. Oct 27, 2020, UTC-4

I imagine that if I didn't have a soul I would look much like Conway's game of life.
Link 11:36 p.m. Oct 27, 2020, UTC-4

Referring to Euler: “Everything that man did sucks”
Link 6:14 p.m. Oct 27, 2020, UTC-4

Gay high schoolers are the funniest people.
Link 1:40 p.m. Oct 27, 2020, UTC-4

Everyone in KACC is just talking, but no one is listening.
Link 1:39 p.m. Oct 27, 2020, UTC-4

Ladies it took me 10 minutes to find a meme I saw once over a year ago, does that make me a boomer?
Link 8:43 a.m. Oct 27, 2020, UTC-4

“I would call that an armed mugging rather than an armed robbery. Armed robbery is like when someone robs a business or house.”
Link 7:22 p.m. Oct 26, 2020, UTC-4

I have 10+ years of muscle memory for macOS keyboard shortcuts; it shouldn't be surprising that it takes a bit for me to adjust to Linux.
Link 3:38 p.m. Oct 26, 2020, UTC-4

WheelsOnGenius is the only good YouTube channel.
Link 2:13 p.m. Oct 26, 2020, UTC-4

"How can I look my father in the eye and say 'you're a good human being'?"
Link 1:23 p.m. Oct 26, 2020, UTC-4

"if your sentiments can be hurt so easily with facts, I'd like to advise you to work on your sentiments"
Link 12:49 p.m. Oct 26, 2020, UTC-4

The whole house has the sweet aroma of burnt bread. Probably because I burnt my sandwich.
Link 11:27 p.m. Oct 25, 2020, UTC-4

*September Gosh fricking dang it. All dates on here are a month off. I hate this.
Link 11:22 p.m. Oct 25, 2020, UTC-4

I think I've missed daily posts on here by a single day. I didn't Think August 12th.
Link 11:21 p.m. Oct 25, 2020, UTC-4

The person down the hall vacuuming at 11pm lololol
Link 11:10 p.m. Oct 25, 2020, UTC-4

Mechanical keyboards are so feminine.
Link 8:52 p.m. Oct 25, 2020, UTC-4

I feel like a piece of trash that someone needs to crumple up and throw away.
Link 11:16 p.m. Oct 24, 2020, UTC-4

The character limit on my first line is 140 characters. 280 on Twitter was too many, it was easy to stay under that. This requires effort.
Link 8:38 p.m. Oct 24, 2020, UTC-4

One of my greatest weaknesses is that I can sum up my thoughts on any subject in less than a hundred words.
Link 8:35 p.m. Oct 24, 2020, UTC-4

This is a reminder that the Chinese Communist Party is holding Uyghurs in concentration camps.
Link 1:09 p.m. Oct 24, 2020, UTC-4

The only thing I hate more than the internet is the outernet
Link 11:10 a.m. Oct 24, 2020, UTC-4

Did you know `nevermind` isn't a word. Funky.
Link 10:17 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

Nevermind, JS generator functions return `Generator` objects so you have to `.next().value` all the time. 0/10, IIFEs are more flexible.
Link 10:17 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

Pros of generator functions: cool, useful Cons of generator functions: I can't spell `yeild`
Link 10:11 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

I love the conversations I have created in Fireside Chats. Weather corrects Alex on JS operator precedence, 10/10.
Link 8:39 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

I'm going to mute the colors of the dark mode, make it a slightly more dark and less yellow. Hex colors below. Let me if you have thoughts
Link 8:08 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

Jon Bois just published the last chapter of 20020. Absolutely beautiful.
Link 8:03 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

I am supersaturated
Link 2:21 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

I totally have bags under my eyes. I need more sleep
Link 1:33 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

SQLite is beautiful and you should be using it.
Link 12:58 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

According to the 2020 IEEE Taxonomy, the only three "Web sites" are Facebook, MySpace, and YouTube.
Link 12:52 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

I feel comfortable saying at this time, after the novelty has worn off, that the Touch Bar was a bad idea and my computer is worse off for it
Link 12:01 p.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

Playing Minecraft to distract me from my problems. I got a Discord notification and my body spasmed as a result of an anxiety rush.
Link 11:43 a.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

I wonder who I should vote for. I'm going to open Youtube and vote for the candidate that first shows me an ad.
Link 11:02 a.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

So I have a long term goal of passing the Twitter user currently named carlita_express in number of Tweets.
Link 1:54 a.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

People for some reason think that ultra minimalistic or old fashioned themes ‘allow you to focus on the content’
Link 1:47 a.m. Oct 23, 2020, UTC-4

I was in a couple of Matrix servers that are set up to kick people that have been inactive for 30+ days.
Link 6:31 p.m. Oct 22, 2020, UTC-4

This website does not pass the Bechdel test.
Link 1:03 p.m. Oct 22, 2020, UTC-4

Evan Chen was low-key like, I'm going to write a textbook on advanced math, for the fun of it, then make it free.
Link 12:48 p.m. Oct 22, 2020, UTC-4

People on KA accidentally re-invented furry inflation art.
Link 10:14 a.m. Oct 22, 2020, UTC-4

Help I recorded 5 hours of footage that needs to be edited into 20 minutes.
Link 12:20 a.m. Oct 22, 2020, UTC-4

Played a lot of Minecraft today, I think. Hopefully episode 2 of my series will be published soon.
Link 11:24 p.m. Oct 21, 2020, UTC-4

I spent probably 45 minutes wrestling with CSS, and all I got out of it was `width: fit-content;`.
Link 12:51 a.m. Oct 21, 2020, UTC-4

Music (the app formerly known as "iTunes") won't open. 1/10. AMPLibraryAgent is using 100% of my CPU.
Link 7:04 p.m. Oct 20, 2020, UTC-4

"Being the young and thoughtful person that I am"
Link 6:14 p.m. Oct 20, 2020, UTC-4

I just want everything I make to be perfect.
Link 5:14 p.m. Oct 20, 2020, UTC-4

Apparently Google has been archiving this webpage. I'm a bit scared. Where did I even link this from?
Link 11:42 p.m. Oct 19, 2020, UTC-4

“If you're bald, losing hair would be very weird because where did you even get the hair from”
Link 11:26 p.m. Oct 19, 2020, UTC-4

Fun fact, steel melts at a lower temperature than iron.
Link 3:19 p.m. Oct 19, 2020, UTC-4

Welcome to the Black Parade. Welcome to College Football Saturday.
Link 11:33 a.m. Oct 19, 2020, UTC-4

I'm happy I managed to pull off the colors here. I probably should have gone for something more modern, but for now I like this.
Link 9:14 a.m. Oct 19, 2020, UTC-4

Cat with shirt is the cutest thing I've ever seen
Link 11:14 p.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

I asked a question of bill wurtz
Link 11:11 p.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

I can’t take it. The world is just so big and so dumb.
Link 9:36 p.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

"'Mensa' means 'table' in Latin"
Link 9:29 p.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

I can only conclude that having 2.5 billion dollars changed Notch.
Link 9:28 p.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

Julia Evans is creating creating some high quality bash tutorials, and this fool is all ‘just read the POSIX spec’
Link 12:48 p.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

Money
Link 12:46 p.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

"Is it in our nature to want to sacrifice ourselves to the wringer in order to win?"
Link 2:18 a.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

Jon Bois in 5 minutes can make me a fan of Alabama football. Get me a Valentine Jones, UAB jersey. Roll Tide!
Link 1:51 a.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

10: "David Attenborough energy. I like it." Juice: "is that the set it and forget it guy"
Link 1:29 a.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

If I add the ability for people to message me on here I’m going to end up regretting it later.
Link 12:11 a.m. Oct 18, 2020, UTC-4

I made pasta
Link 8:47 p.m. Oct 17, 2020, UTC-4

Fewer thoughts today (yesterday). I've been busy. Writing mostly.
Link 12:22 a.m. Oct 17, 2020, UTC-4

RFC 4329 defines the MIME type for Javascript to be `application/javascript`. The HTML spec defines it to be `text/javascript`.
Link 6:28 p.m. Oct 16, 2020, UTC-4

I need image support on here. I don't want them inline, sounds intrusive. I guess I could link to them. We'll see. Twitter for links for now
Link 4:29 p.m. Oct 16, 2020, UTC-4

Link 1:58 p.m. Oct 16, 2020, UTC-4

For the first time in my life, I'm digging through the jQuery source code. I'm glad it didn't happen sooner.
Link 11:04 p.m. Oct 15, 2020, UTC-4

The age of good Chipotle quesadillas is over. Capitalism has won again.
Link 6:50 p.m. Oct 15, 2020, UTC-4

Back in 2016ish, I wrote 6,000 words of a book. The plot hinged around a huge game. I found out about Jon Bois years later.
Link 1:33 p.m. Oct 15, 2020, UTC-4

Reddit is a shell of its former self. The more people you have trying to get in on an inside joke, the less complicated it can be.
Link 10:36 p.m. Oct 14, 2020, UTC-4

Why is everyone on Tumblr gay? I do not understand
Link 8:45 p.m. Oct 14, 2020, UTC-4

I spent the past 5 hours fighting with the physical world. I have assembled a thing and I am waiting for the wood glue to dry.
Link 4:23 p.m. Oct 14, 2020, UTC-4

“like my sister is lesbian and i still love just as much as my straight sister”
Link 12:11 a.m. Oct 14, 2020, UTC-4

I have a similar relationship with PEP8 as most people have with their significant other.
Link 5:32 p.m. Oct 13, 2020, UTC-4

The smart JavaScript developer writes as little JS as possible.
Link 5:15 p.m. Oct 13, 2020, UTC-4

The 5S was the perfect size phone. The iPhone 12 mini is back to iPhone 6 size, which is good; better than the XR I have now, but still big.
Link 2:47 p.m. Oct 13, 2020, UTC-4

I thought 1 open source Slack alternative (Element) was enough! Why does Mattermost exist!‽
Link 12:01 p.m. Oct 13, 2020, UTC-4

"I am brown and ugly"
Link 9:57 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

Mozilla is not setting themselves up for future success.
Link 6:15 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

"Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around." Context and analysis below the fold
Link 5:58 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

"Debugging is parallelizable".
Link 5:41 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

"The Referer header is missing an R, due to an original misspelling in the spec." The web is so broken.
Link 4:01 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

Using the hum of a computer's CPU to decode the secret key that it is using to encrypt a payload: https://www.cs.tau.ac.il/~tromer/acoustic/
Link 3:14 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I created an upside down open face sandwich. I am too powerful.
Link 2:55 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I use Reddit in part out of nostalgia for 2016 me_irl, which was just amazingly high quality. 2020 Reddit is trash.
Link 12:50 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

"I use vape so it only contain nicotine as harmful substance not any other things"
Link 12:46 p.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

It’s okay if you don’t like me, I don’t like myself.
Link 10:40 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

How hard is it? Just be better. com'on
Link 2:44 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I manually went in and deleted the build folder, and that worked. What the hell. How do you create a build stack so bad and so convoluted.
Link 2:40 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I cannot work with a modern web stack I cannot do it. I change my code, it works until I create a production build.
Link 2:35 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I'm too powerful. It knows that if it runs my code, I will take over the world so it refuses to acknowledge that my code exists.
Link 2:20 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I've been using this website for well over a month now, wow. It feels like yesterday.
Link 1:36 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

All I have done will be undone by the Lord
Link 1:34 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

Lastpass updated and a) the annoying girl is gone, 10/10, and b) there's an option to show my master password, 10/10
Link 1:02 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I do not like `wasm-pack`. It sounds so cool but I cannot understand what it does. It adds an insane amount of code to do nothing
Link 12:51 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

Ah dang, the matrix transformations getting computed in GLSL again
Link 12:30 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

I blocked FreshBakedPizza on Discord, and I don't regret it at all.
Link 12:29 a.m. Oct 12, 2020, UTC-4

SWYgeW91IGNhbid0IGRlY29kZSBiYXNlNjQsIEknbSBqdXN0IG5vdCBldmVuIGludGVyZXN0ZWQgaW4gdGFsa2luZyB0byB5b3UuCg==
Link 11:21 p.m. Oct 11, 2020, UTC-4

"You all act like you've never seen a good coder before, jaws on all on the floor" -The Real Xacer, Mango
Link 11:13 p.m. Oct 11, 2020, UTC-4

It is difficult for me to describe how painful it is for me to work with a modern web stack.
Link 9:41 p.m. Oct 11, 2020, UTC-4

"Here" is so fricking good and Alessia Cara cannot match herself.
Link 2:54 p.m. Oct 11, 2020, UTC-4

Congrats to Grant on π million subscribers.
Link 2:06 p.m. Oct 11, 2020, UTC-4

Statistics depress me. I can handle failure. But quantifying my failure gets to me.
Link 12:36 a.m. Oct 11, 2020, UTC-4

I just have so much stuff to do.
Link 12:01 a.m. Oct 11, 2020, UTC-4

On second thought, I understand that not everyone wants the same things I do. It's interesting that that is a fundamental difference in
Link 10:30 p.m. Oct 10, 2020, UTC-4

It's interesting to realize that not everyone wants the same things I do
Link 10:25 p.m. Oct 10, 2020, UTC-4

I can't believe Aidabaida and Blaze have deleted their KA accounts. I miss them. They were active on KA the same time as me. Makes me sad.
Link 10:12 p.m. Oct 10, 2020, UTC-4

Ladies, KWC rejected me. :( This is why I don't make the first move.
Link 8:19 p.m. Oct 10, 2020, UTC-4

lodine
Link 4:18 p.m. Oct 10, 2020, UTC-4

Some people call me Libertarian, but I prefer the term, Velveeta Liquid Gold Mercantilist
Link 12:35 p.m. Oct 10, 2020, UTC-4

2016-2017, Technoblade went from 100k to 400k subscribers, and was all, '4x channel growth is not sustainable'. 1M to 4M this year.
Link 11:12 a.m. Oct 10, 2020, UTC-4

Nothing like a handstand to clear your head.
Link 5:36 p.m. Oct 09, 2020, UTC-4

"And so we never did much and so we never did wrong" -I'm the One, Wilderness Survival
Link 12:54 p.m. Oct 09, 2020, UTC-4

Someone remind me to make WhisperMaPhone open source in a year
Link 12:46 p.m. Oct 09, 2020, UTC-4

Django continues to impress me. What should I be using instead?
Link 3:52 p.m. Oct 08, 2020, UTC-4

"here's my reddit page...if you wanna take a look at it..."
Link 12:02 p.m. Oct 08, 2020, UTC-4

Norma McCorvey, the Roe from Roe v. Wade is a legend. It's impossible to describe her in an unbiased way because she was so chaotic.
Link 1:57 a.m. Oct 08, 2020, UTC-4

JoeHills and JCFluteMan is a recipe for beauty.
Link 12:43 a.m. Oct 08, 2020, UTC-4

Half Alive is like a warm cup of hot chocolate.
Link 12:25 a.m. Oct 08, 2020, UTC-4

I love ads for gaming products. They're so universally bad. No company understands the motives of teenagers playing video games.
Link 3:21 p.m. Oct 07, 2020, UTC-4

'I personally think any politician that cites religious motives is being sleazy'
Link 1:14 p.m. Oct 07, 2020, UTC-4

Considering adding an option for people to send me anonymous messages on here, a la Tumblr asks or Bill Wurtz Questions.
Link 1:13 p.m. Oct 07, 2020, UTC-4

I am never doing ads. We're not doing it. Ads are giving up the art of development in favor of monetization.
Link 1:12 p.m. Oct 07, 2020, UTC-4

Apparently I have the instagram account @Matthias_4910. Just logged in for the first time in years.
Link 10:44 a.m. Oct 07, 2020, UTC-4

Bruh it feels like fricking Friday. I can’t wait for this week to be over.
Link 12:17 a.m. Oct 07, 2020, UTC-4

While we're on the topic of Penrose, he won the Noble prize in Physics yesterday (for unrelated work on black holes).
Link 5:02 p.m. Oct 06, 2020, UTC-4

Less than halfway through the video, Penrose comes up. Shocking, never would have expected it.
Link 4:52 p.m. Oct 06, 2020, UTC-4

Fine I'll watch your Veritasium video, Youtube algorithm.
Link 4:33 p.m. Oct 06, 2020, UTC-4

A yellow flower sits in a field.
Link 11:53 a.m. Oct 06, 2020, UTC-4

Grian: It is very important to not leak the location of the secret base. *immediately shows bedrock*
Link 4:34 p.m. Oct 05, 2020, UTC-4

Who is hyped for everyone's favorite holiday, Amazon Prime Day!!
Link 8:30 a.m. Oct 05, 2020, UTC-4

Please take my soul daddy Google, just keep it safe in the cloud.
Link 12:42 a.m. Oct 05, 2020, UTC-4

I don't know who I am. I do things I never would have expected. I am slowly ruining my life and I can't figure out why.
Link 11:27 p.m. Oct 04, 2020, UTC-4

Thinking about the Dream/Technoblade fight again following my binge of Mr. Beast's videos.
Link 10:59 p.m. Oct 04, 2020, UTC-4

I don't know if I'll ever get over the way my fans stop when I activate Siri on my Mac. 10/10
Link 2:13 a.m. Oct 04, 2020, UTC-4

Me: carbonated water hurts my mouth. My friend who loves drinking sparkling water: There are some people who are aroused by pain.
Link 6:53 p.m. Oct 03, 2020, UTC-4

The people who did Improv Everywhere apparently now have a show on Disney+. I’m unsurprised that they are stepping up their game.
Link 2:30 p.m. Oct 03, 2020, UTC-4

Lightbulbs are super aesthetically pleasing. They have a technical look because they’re electric, but a very natural shape.
Link 2:29 p.m. Oct 03, 2020, UTC-4

It is absolutely striking to compare Mr. Beast with Improv Everywhere.
Link 2:06 p.m. Oct 03, 2020, UTC-4

I judge people primarily based off of how old their Discord account is. Pre-2017 and you're instantly cool.
Link 12:24 a.m. Oct 03, 2020, UTC-4

I cannot rule out that I am already dead. It is a distinct possibility.
Link 3:03 p.m. Oct 02, 2020, UTC-4

I feel like I haven't accomplished anything in my life, like I'm working not to create, but just to survive.
Link 12:39 p.m. Oct 02, 2020, UTC-4

In a video game, if I make even a small mistake, I die instantly. I for some reason expect life to be the same way.
Link 10:09 a.m. Oct 02, 2020, UTC-4

The questions of temperature and location are so closely linked that it is impossible to ask one without the other.
Link 8:17 a.m. Oct 02, 2020, UTC-4

Veritasium tries to clickbait me, and I'm like, oh yeah, that's a penrose tiling. Classic. Don't need to watch your video.
Link 4:37 p.m. Oct 01, 2020, UTC-4

Waiting for someone to assassinate me
Link 1:50 p.m. Oct 01, 2020, UTC-4

I am struggling
Link 11:19 a.m. Oct 01, 2020, UTC-4

I have a cardinality of 1.
Link 10:47 a.m. Oct 01, 2020, UTC-4

It’s surprising to me that etymology is a popular or successful field. Obviously it’s interesting, but there are a lot of interesting things.
Link 9:56 a.m. Oct 01, 2020, UTC-4

20020 is mind numbing
Link 12:09 a.m. Oct 01, 2020, UTC-4

It’s not quite fair to say that society is an illusion.
Link 11:51 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

I’m trying to explain how I would ironically make pasta noodles and I don’t think it’s really coming across.
Link 11:47 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Always more stuff to do
Link 11:46 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

I have Markdown support here now. I've been using markdown for a while, but it renders now. And line breaks and spacing show up as well.
Link 10:17 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

And cdnjs is also a thing? It's *exactly the same*. I don't understand.
Link 9:54 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Can someone explain to my why Unpkg exists?
Link 9:41 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

I haven't written code in like 5 days :\
Link 8:04 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

“I wish I had white shoes on with my outfit today, because it would have worked much better”
Link 6:55 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Turner is still writing the *Queen’s Thief*??? It’s been 20 years.
Link 5:11 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Lunch is a social construct. What matters is that I’m hungry and we have food that I want to eat.
Link 4:26 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

"There are benefits to white supremacy"
Link 1:28 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Listening to *If I Left the Zoo*. Amazing, past me was a genius...
Link 1:14 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Matt Parker using "she" to refer to his friend in a video.
Link 12:41 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

I wish I could pause time and clean up my tabs
Link 12:27 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Where do the types of people who have read *Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid* hang out?
Link 12:07 p.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

Guys, guys, I found my new favorite library a7ul/esbuild-node-tsc
Link 10:23 a.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

I haven't made a good decision in a couple of years.
Link 9:25 a.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

This wicked generation does not deserve a sign of God. I pray that the Lord would have mercy and reveal Himself to stubborn anyways.
Link 12:19 a.m. Sep 30, 2020, UTC-4

I think I’m Tolstoy, lol, “Why Do Men Stupefy Themselves?”
Link 11:56 p.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

Why do people take drugs? Is the world not perfectly exciting and perfectly boring? Does your body not wrap you up in feelings
Link 11:55 p.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

Tempted to dye my hair blue. I want to be a fairy.
Link 11:51 p.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

It’s difficult to see a pretty sunset if you sit inside when the sun is setting.
Link 11:22 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

I have decided WolframAlpha doesn't understand how to multiply matrices. Which is still concerning, but slightly less so.
Link 9:56 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

I still don't know how to multiply matrices. This is becoming a problem.
Link 9:45 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

I am child who does not math well.
Link 9:18 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

The Guidelines have been almost completely eschewed, and shockingly enough, I'm not being productive.
Link 9:05 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

I'm tired. My brain doesn't work reliably. Only habits keep me from lying down and not getting up.
Link 8:56 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

I dreamt about her again last night.
Link 8:55 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

I may in fact be a myth
Link 12:00 a.m. Sep 29, 2020, UTC-4

I will not allow what little dignity I have to be taken from me.
Link 11:53 p.m. Sep 28, 2020, UTC-4

Throwback to the fursona Tazal made me.
Link 10:56 p.m. Sep 28, 2020, UTC-4

How hard is it to use people’s preferred pronouns, Matt Parker?
Link 9:06 p.m. Sep 28, 2020, UTC-4

There are relatively few people who want to lead.
Link 8:22 p.m. Sep 28, 2020, UTC-4

Everyone wants to be the next Martin Gardner. Everyone wants to do recreational mathematics.
Link 10:05 a.m. Sep 28, 2020, UTC-4

Shoutout to the GNU coreutils, for being cooler than me.
Link 9:31 a.m. Sep 28, 2020, UTC-4

The DuckDuckGo feedback survey is all, ‘how many searches have you done in the last 24 hours’ and has a drop down to select 1-15 or more
Link 11:46 p.m. Sep 27, 2020, UTC-4

I don't love Google, and I give them a hard time, but I will happily use their products if I have to.
Link 11:16 p.m. Sep 27, 2020, UTC-4

One of these days, I’m going to understand MAKEFILEs
Link 6:27 p.m. Sep 27, 2020, UTC-4

Why does time pass when I sit here and don’t do anything.
Link 5:57 p.m. Sep 27, 2020, UTC-4

So many dumb things going on
Link 5:09 p.m. Sep 27, 2020, UTC-4

I wish I could blame all my problems on someone other than myself.
Link 1:32 p.m. Sep 27, 2020, UTC-4

I don’t test my fire alarm weekly. I’m a bad boy
Link 1:47 p.m. Sep 26, 2020, UTC-4

Family Dollar might be my new favorite store.
Link 1:47 p.m. Sep 26, 2020, UTC-4

I fantasize about a store that sells only 9V batteries and spatulas.
Link 1:16 p.m. Sep 26, 2020, UTC-4

Parade
Link 1:14 p.m. Sep 26, 2020, UTC-4

Writing out captions twice because some of my friends are only on Snapchat and others are only on Discord.
Link 11:54 a.m. Sep 26, 2020, UTC-4

95% of bugs come from unnecessary options or features.
Link 11:22 a.m. Sep 26, 2020, UTC-4

I’m a big fan of paper towels. Why don’t we just clean everything with paper towels, always?
Link 9:56 a.m. Sep 26, 2020, UTC-4

Okay, sci-hub is amazing. *Information wants to be free.*
Link 5:41 p.m. Sep 25, 2020, UTC-4

Why is writing so fricking hard.
Link 5:09 p.m. Sep 25, 2020, UTC-4

Hot dang! Black, bold, large point Helvetica on white.
Link 4:53 p.m. Sep 25, 2020, UTC-4

I'm relatively easily overstimulated.
Link 4:19 p.m. Sep 25, 2020, UTC-4

I hate mobile design. The darn phone screens are so small.
Link 12:05 a.m. Sep 25, 2020, UTC-4

It's not "lucky" that the cup was empty. The cup wouldn't have tipped if there was water in it. This is physics.
Link 9:17 p.m. Sep 24, 2020, UTC-4

I now have 3D printer filament, and a breadboard, and ESP modules, and relays.
Link 5:40 p.m. Sep 24, 2020, UTC-4

Ladies, ladies, my Amazon package got here!! That’s a day after they shipped it, and 2 days before it was supposed to.
Link 5:38 p.m. Sep 24, 2020, UTC-4

At least we can all agree that it is 2020.
Link 9:41 a.m. Sep 24, 2020, UTC-4

My Amazon order is supposed to get here Friday, that's a day early!
Link 9:46 p.m. Sep 23, 2020, UTC-4

“Data ≠ information”
Link 8:26 p.m. Sep 23, 2020, UTC-4

Thanks to barbecuetricks.com
Link 4:43 p.m. Sep 23, 2020, UTC-4

Fricking quality from SparkNotes, acknowledging Chronicles of Narnia as the iconic piece of literature that it is.
Link 1:43 p.m. Sep 23, 2020, UTC-4

Computerphile is not a good channel.
Link 12:29 p.m. Sep 23, 2020, UTC-4

My alarm went off this morning, I'm not banned from Khan Academy, I'm pretty happy.
Link 11:41 a.m. Sep 23, 2020, UTC-4

WHAT
Link 9:06 a.m. Sep 23, 2020, UTC-4

The curve should be flat by now
Link 11:56 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

Team Snapchat left me unread. :/
Link 9:42 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

I hate the woman in the background of the LassPass login page, mocking me as I fail to type my 20 character master password.
Link 9:11 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

These fools in 2018 be all, "when Hytale releases" like it's right around the corner. Isn't going to happen for another 2 years at least.
Link 8:40 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

In some ways it’s impressive. I’m managing to fall apart in multiple ways at the same time.
Link 1:28 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

"please stop, slackbot. I can't take it anymore"
Link 12:04 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

I'm getting flamed for not having HTTPS on my 2 views a month site that doesn't do anything.
Link 12:01 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

"i am pogging so hard right now"
Link 12:00 p.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

I cannot function as a normal human being. It does not work like that.
Link 10:51 a.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

I don't ask for much, but I do ask for my alarm to go off. It has failed to go off I think 3 days in a row now. I am failing
Link 10:37 a.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

Went to bed at like 2am and now I’m awake here 4 hours later. Having trouble sleeping.
Link 6:00 a.m. Sep 22, 2020, UTC-4

My mouth still hurts.
Link 10:03 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I can't believe people don't love jazz. Jazz is the fricking best genre. Your average jazz is just amazing.
Link 9:46 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

This shooting pain in my heart kind of concerns me.
Link 9:43 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I've written roughly 2,800 words for this website.
Link 9:29 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I can't remember the last time I made a good decision.
Link 9:26 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I want music that knows what music is supposed to be, yet doesn't know what it is. I know who I am supposed to be, but don't know who I am.
Link 9:18 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

It's okay though, "The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, Pt. 2 - EP" has dropped.
Link 9:16 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I don’t have room in my head for new information anymore. Old information is getting deleted any time I try to learn something.
Link 9:11 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

Tapping on Cycle Tracking in the heath app on iOS 14 crashes my phone. I'm sure no one noticed, not that important of a feature, really. /s
Link 8:48 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

Why does it feel like 11:30 when it is only 8:30?
Link 8:26 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I was laughing and crying and my heart rate was probably 100 and now I have a sharp pain in the middle of my chest when I take deep breaths.
Link 8:23 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I am actually the most powerful person in the country.
Link 2:05 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

What if I was a walnut, wouldn't that be weird.
Link 2:05 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I ordered stuff from Amazon like many hours ago, why is it not here yet?
Link 2:05 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

What if you pretended to fall and when I helped you up you slipped a note into my hand that said "I love you." Haha jk. Unless...
Link 12:56 p.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I have already significantly violated The Guidelines.
Link 11:04 a.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I have authored Guidelines of Productivity which go into effect at 8am tomorrow.
Link 12:53 a.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

My right wrist does not like me.
Link 12:43 a.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

I'm too tired to care.
Link 12:01 a.m. Sep 21, 2020, UTC-4

The real question is when will Nintendo add Ruth Bader Ginsberg to Smash?
Link 11:33 p.m. Sep 20, 2020, UTC-4

I don't want to die
Link 11:15 p.m. Sep 20, 2020, UTC-4

Hyperventilating is not helpful.
Link 11:07 p.m. Sep 20, 2020, UTC-4

Tumblr posts are either, ‘all Republicans deserve to die a painful death’ or else ‘bi women, not just lesbians, can be feminists.’
Link 7:33 p.m. Sep 20, 2020, UTC-4

The iOS 14 Siri loading animation was fricking stolen from the Health app period tracking symbol. I’m dying.
Link 5:03 p.m. Sep 20, 2020, UTC-4

One of these days I’m going to write a kernel driver.
Link 2:09 p.m. Sep 20, 2020, UTC-4

“1 2 3 C-C-COMBO-BREAKER”
Link 1:53 p.m. Sep 20, 2020, UTC-4

"My render distance is 48 and I still can't find who asked"
Link 9:11 p.m. Sep 19, 2020, UTC-4

Sitting on the floor by the warmth of the oven, watching my potatoes cook.
Link 6:04 p.m. Sep 19, 2020, UTC-4

It is an international economic emergency.
Link 3:38 p.m. Sep 19, 2020, UTC-4

Crushing noobs in voidless bedwars. 9/10
Link 1:48 a.m. Sep 19, 2020, UTC-4

Currently using a grayscale color filter on my phone. Black and white is life.
Link 1:47 a.m. Sep 19, 2020, UTC-4

The problem is that I hate colors.
Link 5:49 p.m. Sep 18, 2020, UTC-4

It’s really hard to know what people want. It’s really stinkin’ hard. But that doesn’t mean you should stop trying.
Link 12:57 a.m. Sep 18, 2020, UTC-4

Solidworks is a bad program. I've never even used it, I just know I could make something better.
Link 7:28 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

I don’t even know what I’m hyped for I just know I’m hyped.
Link 6:39 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

`vh` are fricking beautiful. Favorite CSS unit by far.
Link 6:34 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

Firefox trying to give me security warnings for my own site, like, I know.
Link 6:34 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

To suggest that the God of love could ever hate His creation is blasphemy at best.
Link 5:39 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

People don't fricking appreciate subtlety these days.
Link 5:36 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

I was reading through my Tumblr earlier,
Link 12:47 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

Despite the fact that I frequently comment that I feel like a young child,
Link 12:46 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

Took a nice stroll this morning, barefoot, talking to myself and gesturing.
Link 12:44 p.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

It's not even noon, why am I already mentally done.
Link 11:47 a.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

Why is the sky so white?
Link 11:08 a.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

What if I don’t want to be a functioning member of society.
Link 10:30 a.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

“Partial upgrades are unsupported.”
Link 10:26 a.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

One of these days I’m going to learn how to fly.
Link 10:00 a.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

Time may or may not be meaningless, but if you pretend like it’s meaningless, it’s not like someone shows up banging on your door.
Link 12:13 a.m. Sep 17, 2020, UTC-4

I get imposter syndrome sometimes, when it comes to life. Like everyone else is a real person obviously, but am I?
Link 3:29 p.m. Sep 16, 2020, UTC-4

I just don’t understand how people are ‘figuring out’ that KA moderation is bad now. I figured out that KA moderation was bad c. 2015.
Link 1:59 p.m. Sep 16, 2020, UTC-4

My phone ran out of battery, so my alarm didn't go off. I slept for 12 hours.
Link 10:40 a.m. Sep 16, 2020, UTC-4

I have discovered the superior storage method for clothes. In a pile on the floor.
Link 10:24 p.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

Imagine, if I had ADHD, how often I could post here.
Link 10:20 p.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

RSS should now be working at /feed. I don't know, RSS assumes a lot of things that I am not actually doing, like having links to things.
Link 10:18 p.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

I code really slowly compared to some other people.
Link 10:13 p.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

"Have you added tests to cover this new/updated code? No :)"
Link 5:35 p.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

I’m about to be kicked out of a Discord server for being too old.
Link 2:24 p.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

I want to be motivated on my fitness journey.
Link 1:30 p.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

It's important that I don't pass out. I can't write code if I've passed out.
Link 11:36 a.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

Nate Ruess just stopped making music, retired? Luckily I know he’s still alive because he’s posted to Twitter 50+ times in the last 24 hours.
Link 11:32 a.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

Dang, I hate it when my variables don't get reseted to undefined.
Link 11:19 a.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

Tom Scott just hasn't been the same since The Park Bench ended.
Link 9:54 a.m. Sep 15, 2020, UTC-4

I don’t understand why there isn’t a legitimate push for legal polygamy.
Link 11:11 p.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

I had thoughts earlier but they slipped away from me.
Link 11:06 p.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

A meter should mēt.
Link 4:33 p.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

Can't believe that I fricking missed 1600000000.
Link 4:18 p.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

I just feel like I’m not a real person sometimes.
Link 11:32 a.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

Being awake is a mistake.
Link 11:25 a.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

I feel bad for my GPU.
Link 9:34 a.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

Wow, I just had a weird shapes-are-an-illusion, moment.
Like, I can say I≠l, those are different Ascii characters with different binary representations. But in real life, handwriting, how do I know I've written the correct thing?
Link 12:27 a.m. Sep 14, 2020, UTC-4

Truth tables are a lot of work and space, and do not provide proportionate return in terms of understanding.
Link 11:59 p.m. Sep 13, 2020, UTC-4

Being around people just tires me out so quickly. I don’t actually have the stamina to think for more than an hour or two.
Link 8:25 p.m. Sep 13, 2020, UTC-4

Frick the social anxiety that comes with pinging 350+ people on Discord. Arguably worse than public speaking, my word.
Link 9:00 p.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

3D, first person is really powerful.
Link 5:01 p.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

All my month numbers are off and probably other date things. Formatting dates is harder than I expected.
Link 4:19 p.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

“clouds are lies made by the government to splash people with water for the heck of it”
Link 1:17 p.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

Wow, this song sounds just like Jon Bellion. The song is Girl Named Summertime (feat. Jon Bellion)
Link 11:58 a.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

The mere nature of popular culture makes referencing it unimpressive.
Link 10:26 a.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

Cameras on, please ;)
Link 9:51 a.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

I feel lonely, but not in a way that is statistically correlated with the amount of time I'm spending with people.
Link 9:23 a.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

Me, Edward, and Willard all have slightly different shades of green in KACC and it annoys me.
Link 12:44 a.m. Sep 11, 2020, UTC-4

Uuhgg, why are phones so big?
Link 7:45 p.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

I wonder how often a give bank processes payments for $0.01? That aren’t refunded obviously. What amount of money is moved most frequently?
Link 7:38 p.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

Um KAD might die. DM me if you care
Link 7:37 p.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

Hate to break it to you, but The 1975 is not a real band.
Link 7:32 p.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

Zoom should completely re-design their business around selling cosmetics to virtually wear during calls.
Link 6:17 p.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

Talking is painful, but I have so much to say. So many opinions.
Link 5:50 p.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

Happening upon trigonometry at a young age, before it is taught, while special, is not impressive.
Link 11:21 a.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

"I might be wrong"
Link 10:18 a.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

Frick, I am not yet ready for fall.
Link 9:56 a.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

Do you think chairs reproduce asexually or sexually?
Link 12:40 a.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

One of my greatest weaknesses is my weak mouth.
Link 12:27 a.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

I wish I were an artist.
Link 12:21 a.m. Sep 10, 2020, UTC-4

“They should call you Mario, ‘cause you just got 1-up’d” -XKCD #151
Link 11:26 p.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

My personality consists of every XKCD and every Tom Scott video.
Link 9:40 p.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

Remember when no one verified could post on Twitter? That was a good time, we should go back to that.
Link 8:59 p.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

Imagine
Link 3:37 p.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

My mouth is pain.
Link 12:31 p.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

My purpose in life right now is to sit here and do nothing.
Link 12:19 p.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

If I don’t artificially constrain myself, if my goal is merely to do the best possible, then I’m setting myself up to fail to reach that goal
Link 12:00 p.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

Like, I know you don’t want me here. I don’t want to be here either. I just don’t know where else to go.
Link 11:59 a.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

One of these days, I’m telling you, one of these days.
Link 10:30 a.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

I hate the internet.
Link 10:28 a.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

Torrent for obscure textbook finally finished, after leaving rtorrent open in the background for a day.
Link 9:55 a.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

I spent like a solid 10 minutes laying in bed last night trying to imagine I was trans. I don’t think I succeeded.
Link 9:46 a.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

I wish I were a circle.
Link 9:41 a.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

I get 8 hours of sleep and wake up exhausted. Do I need more? I don't know.
Link 8:41 a.m. Sep 09, 2020, UTC-4

No ominously floating fruit tonight.
Link 11:54 p.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

I haven’t had a single thought since 7. That’s actually true though, no thoughts. I uhh played some Minecraft.
Link 11:42 p.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

“I thought I had it, but I don’t” -Look At Me Now, Maisie Peters
Link 7:12 p.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

Ever leaving the house is a mistake.
Link 2:14 p.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

Okay I just had to push again to fix timestamps because I didn't fix all my problems the first time.
Link 12:34 p.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

v1.1 of WhisperMaPhone is now live, that is, if I was using semantic versioning, which I'm not.
Link 12:17 p.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

I can’t spend more time on Zoom. I’m tired. I want to sleep. Or run or color or something
Link 10:43 a.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

I wish you could put people’s names into Instagram search and have their account show up.
Link 10:07 a.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

Me and my rapidly declining sanity would like to thank you, for coming to my website.
Link 9:31 a.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

I would very much like to stay up and hand color a QR code, but I am going to go to bed instead. I think that is the smart decision here.
Link 1:15 a.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

I kinda want to manipulate the entire population of a website.
Link 12:56 a.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

Now is a good time for me to be browsing TikToks on Reddit. Yep. Nothing else important for me to do. No work due tomorrow.
Link 12:38 a.m. Sep 08, 2020, UTC-4

Hate the identity matrix. diagonal 1's? Who comes up with this stuff?
Link 10:43 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

I'm curious how long I use this website. I'm not attached to using it forever, I could very easily switch back to Twitter, but it is nice.
Link 10:20 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Bellion could be giggling, drunk, in front of a beat, and stans would call it a musical masterpiece.
Link 10:19 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

I've realized that I have to be afraid of someone first before I like them.
Link 9:49 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Don't have time to try it right now, but the new Vivaldi address bar features seem very exciting.
Link 9:49 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Twitter feels so empty without me.
Link 8:43 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Technoblade in 2015, saying the F word. 10/10
Link 8:20 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Quick time check, it's 5:11pm.
Link 5:11 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

I have been asked four (4) times in the last month to explain the algorithm by which QR-codes encode data. I do not know.
Link 2:19 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

It is crucial to my mental and physical health that I eat a sandwich right now.
Link 1:53 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

"Your dog is muted"
Link 1:22 p.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

"iiinnnttteeerrrrrrooogggaaattt..."
Link 11:31 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

I still can't believe Tor and Torrent are unrelated. Why do they do this to me?
Link 10:15 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Matt Parker (@standupmaths) has stared using “they/them” pronouns for literally everyone, including people he knows prefer others.
Link 10:08 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Somehow my timestamps have moved back in time, I don't know what that's about.
Link 9:30 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

The problem with Mastodon is that it doesn't provide standard flexibility between instances.
Link 9:28 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

I think Luke is the only person I know who uses a hecking RSS reader. Like, I used an RSS reader back in 2016 before they removed
Link 9:24 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

None of these pages have `<title>`'s. Should probably do that at some point.
Link 8:29 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

My timestamps are completely screwed up somehow. It's 8:27am. My last post last night should have been 11:30pm. My one test post worked.
Link 8:28 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

What is "a hypothetical police beat news site"? Is that a news site dedicated to news about police beating people?
Link 8:26 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

The name for this website is "Thoughts" or whatever, but the name for this project is "WhisperMaPhone" (e.g. in Git),
Link 8:21 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

The original sprint of development for this project was done in Arch Linux.
Link 8:19 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Elmo says black lives matter.
Link 8:13 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

My Twitter is now only going to be me replying to Luke.
Link 8:10 a.m. Sep 07, 2020, UTC-4

Okay last thought of the night before I go to bed.
Link 10:37 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

I fricking hate config files.
Link 10:36 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

Yes I did code this in like 26 hours from start to finish, although there were only 4 or 5 hours of actual coding.
Link 10:35 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

I can add editing to this, although the UI might be a bit tricky. I tried to keep it as simple as possible, lots of Django and no React.
Link 10:33 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

No “likes” is the reason this exists.
Link 10:31 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

Compose screen still looks a little weird, like I'm just typing characters into the middle of an otherwise green page
Link 10:28 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

My pinned Tweet is "Twitter is trash", and that's from 2018. I've know this, but only now have I decided to make the jump.
Link 10:22 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

Couldn’t settle on just one theme, so we have dark and light theme support!! Now just have to host.
Link 3:06 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

I am going wild with creating these themes. Version based on the Melodramatic album art I did, 9/10.
Link 2:44 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

My word, CSS variables are beautiful.
Link 2:26 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

I would like to take a nap.
Link 2:13 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

Posting this from my phone. Better mobile-compose experience than Rigby, get rekt
Link 1:59 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

This is actually just a time test. I'm posting this at 1:20pm.
Link 1:19 p.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

I just wrote what is quite possibly the jank-iest bit of Cookie/authentication code I've ever written. Although, compared to some things
Link 12:10 a.m. Sep 06, 2020, UTC-4

Hello, world!
Link 11:50 p.m. Sep 05, 2020, UTC-4