Thoughts

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Link 3:08 p.m. May 31, 2023, UTC-7

Apple should replace the brightness up/down and volume up down buttons with spinning wheels or physical sliders
Link 2:07 p.m. May 31, 2023, UTC-7

I'm so confused my guy
Link 10:00 a.m. May 31, 2023, UTC-7

It's basically already over. I'm basically already everything that I don't want to be.
Link 2:57 p.m. May 30, 2023, UTC-7

Jack Antonoff’s resume is something else. Fun., Bleachers, T-Swift, Lana Del Rey, the 1975, Lorde, etc.
Link 12:32 p.m. May 30, 2023, UTC-7

Good morning
Link 6:27 a.m. May 30, 2023, UTC-7

JS ES5 y-combinator or something
Link 11:39 a.m. May 29, 2023, UTC-7

Why won't other people let me fix their problems?
Link 10:00 a.m. May 29, 2023, UTC-7

I'm already insane.
Link 9:59 a.m. May 29, 2023, UTC-7

It is one of those days where I don’t feel like a real person.
Link 9:16 a.m. May 29, 2023, UTC-7

We should bring back Air Guitar
Link 9:33 p.m. May 28, 2023, UTC-7

I tried to use this guy’s gas-price-cost calculator, but the gas-price input was a slider with a max of 5. Let me type in a number please,
Link 6:54 p.m. May 28, 2023, UTC-7

Some bands, like U2, are in no hurry. Their songs feel very intentional. And that makes them timeless. Other bands, like AJR, feel hurried.
Link 12:56 p.m. May 28, 2023, UTC-7

Arguing with HackerNews users about Gemini again 😳
Link 10:25 a.m. May 28, 2023, UTC-7

The Count is a little like Batman, but Bruce Wayne was rich before his parents was murdered. Dante was well-off before he was imprisoned,
Link 6:54 p.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

Imagine a Count of Monte Cristo adaptation where The Count is imprisoned for a legitimate mistake, but he goes insane in prison and
Link 6:38 p.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

Aahhah *squeals* I love The Count of Monte Cristo too much.
Link 6:35 p.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

The opening to Rush and Levitate are very similar.
Link 3:54 p.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

I'm wondering if I have a medical condition.
Link 1:32 p.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

ChatGPT can generate code that matches one requirement, but when I added another requirement, it introduced a bug.
Link 1:29 p.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

There have been fewer jokes this year about how bad the current year is. So that's good.
Link 11:38 a.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

"I don't enter my name in Random.org because that's how they get you."
Link 9:19 a.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

I want to talk to the person that implemented the algorithm that macOS uses to spread out and display all open windows.
Link 7:43 a.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

Good morning.
Link 7:41 a.m. May 27, 2023, UTC-7

Sometimes you don't feel like doing anything because you're actually just mentally done and you can't do anything. But other times:
Link 4:06 p.m. May 26, 2023, UTC-7

Pro tip for Men: Women have claimed purple and pink, but there are some nice shades of magenta you can use and still be manly.
Link 2:16 p.m. May 26, 2023, UTC-7

Fun fact, if you don't have a desktop picture set, macOS will make your desktop #527EB9, which is a pretty nice color.
Link 1:22 p.m. May 26, 2023, UTC-7

Maybe I should stop looking inwards and spend more time looking outwards.
Link 12:21 p.m. May 26, 2023, UTC-7

My mind is scrambled eggs.
Link 12:21 p.m. May 26, 2023, UTC-7

I went insane in 2009. Hm Hmmmm I'm bored of the word "insane."
Link 12:21 p.m. May 26, 2023, UTC-7

You have to imagine a better future before you can create a better future.
Link 8:56 p.m. May 25, 2023, UTC-7

Good morning.
Link 6:12 p.m. May 25, 2023, UTC-7

We should bring back the passion with which people in 1800 discussed the quality of the air in different places, if not the discussions
Link 6:05 p.m. May 25, 2023, UTC-7

If you create a list of all infinitely many numbers which are rational but which have an infinite base-10 representation and are between 0
Link 3:54 p.m. May 25, 2023, UTC-7

Matthias
Link 3:40 p.m. May 25, 2023, UTC-7

The Count of Monte Cristo is basically a Sherlock Holmes villain.
Link 9:12 a.m. May 25, 2023, UTC-7

Every other tech company: We have also created the Torment Nexus!
Link 9:52 p.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

A short explanation of the phrase "tomato party."
Link 2:36 p.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

A scrapped draft from a project I'm working on
Link 11:11 a.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

I own an absurd number of T-shirts. Maybe 60, if I had to guess?
Link 9:08 a.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

Also I'm hungry.
Link 8:46 a.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

I am going to explode. I am so mean and I judge everyone so harshly. I cannot imagine that other people are not doing that to me.
Link 8:45 a.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

The Xi editor has been maintenance-only for a couple years now, but for some reason the xi Zulip room is popping off. It's turned into
Link 8:27 a.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

I wish psychology was like 180 years further along. At some point we're going to figure out what autism and ADHD are, right?
Link 7:59 a.m. May 24, 2023, UTC-7

Seethe and cope atheists. => https://www.reddit.com/r/stophegetsus/
Link 6:27 p.m. May 23, 2023, UTC-7

I miss my chair.
Link 5:14 p.m. May 23, 2023, UTC-7

The comparison between *The Count* and *Emma* must be made. The stakes in *The Count* are much lower. The Count’s future is already
Link 10:34 a.m. May 23, 2023, UTC-5

“I don’t think DeSantis is conservative in how he legislates, and Donald Trump is Donald Trump…”
Link 10:07 a.m. May 23, 2023, UTC-5

Reading *Emma* is going to drive me insane.
Link 9:06 a.m. May 23, 2023, UTC-5

React converts a `onChange` in JSX to an `input` event listener.
Link 9:41 p.m. May 22, 2023, UTC-4

‘oliday-glow
Link 3:44 p.m. May 22, 2023, UTC-4

Checking “Wake Up” off of my TODO list.
Link 7:32 a.m. May 22, 2023, UTC-4

"And yet your heavenly Father feeds them" "And yet your heavenly Father feeds them" "And yet your heavenly Father feeds them"
Link 10:19 p.m. May 21, 2023, UTC-4

"Sometimes I wish that I could wish it all away."
Link 10:18 p.m. May 21, 2023, UTC-4

The problem with CS is that it's too easy to make things modular. In plumbing, you're working with these standardized composable units, the
Link 9:43 p.m. May 21, 2023, UTC-4

One of these days I'm going to have the courage to cut the past.
Link 9:24 p.m. May 21, 2023, UTC-4

Are you ready? (Wreck)
Link 9:01 a.m. May 21, 2023, UTC-4

The people over at Pillsbury are doing some great work. Bread rolled up and put in cans was a good idea.
Link 8:40 a.m. May 21, 2023, UTC-4

I haven’t died yet.
Link 7:56 a.m. May 21, 2023, UTC-4

“Riches I heed not, nor man’s empty praise Thou mine inheritance, now and always
Link 10:04 p.m. May 20, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my word.
Link 3:43 p.m. May 20, 2023, UTC-4

I'm still not over "cisheteronormativity." What a word.
Link 9:56 p.m. May 19, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:55 p.m. May 19, 2023, UTC-4

Karl-Heinz Adler's line artwork is really beautiful.
Link 2:44 p.m. May 19, 2023, UTC-4

Oh no. Going insane.
Link 2:24 p.m. May 19, 2023, UTC-4

I have a nasty bruise on the bottom of my foot. I don’t remember where it came from and it mostly isn’t bothering me, but man. It looks like
Link 5:53 p.m. May 18, 2023, UTC-4

I don't know guys, I don't know if I can make it.
Link 9:33 a.m. May 18, 2023, UTC-4

I think we overused "shy" for a while, but now we underutilize it.
Link 6:31 p.m. May 17, 2023, UTC-4

This Thought posted from a device running Android 7
Link 5:56 p.m. May 17, 2023, UTC-4

The art of Karl-Heinz Adler is breathtaking.
Link 8:49 a.m. May 17, 2023, UTC-4

They haven't killed me yet.
Link 2:40 p.m. May 16, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my word.
Link 1:53 p.m. May 16, 2023, UTC-4

OMG 2's day.
Link 8:48 a.m. May 16, 2023, UTC-4

Why do today what you could put off until tomorrow.
Link 8:07 p.m. May 15, 2023, UTC-4

I've looked at this picture like 14 times and every time I start laughing.
Link 2:00 p.m. May 15, 2023, UTC-4

The idea of Lisp on Khan Academy has become an obsession for me.
Link 10:27 p.m. May 14, 2023, UTC-4

My toxic coping mechanism is making user-hostile changes to Thoughts-learnerpages
Link 9:03 p.m. May 14, 2023, UTC-4

Okay I'm sorry but it has to be done.
Link 8:37 p.m. May 14, 2023, UTC-4

It's truly an awful day for people named Matthias.
Link 5:03 p.m. May 14, 2023, UTC-4

I died back in ‘09.
Link 4:53 p.m. May 14, 2023, UTC-4

1006 ELO
Link 7:06 p.m. May 13, 2023, UTC-4

I have to induct children into the cult of functional programming.
Link 2:18 p.m. May 13, 2023, UTC-4

One of these days someone is going to film me in public and I'm going to end up on TikTok.
Link 9:42 a.m. May 13, 2023, UTC-4

"if I have be bigger and stronger than something in order to feel whole, then I will be bigger than loneliness and stronger than shame."
Link 11:34 p.m. May 12, 2023, UTC-4

Oh no
Link 3:53 p.m. May 12, 2023, UTC-4

Everything makes me think of her (food).
Link 12:14 p.m. May 12, 2023, UTC-4

Just never stop moving forward.
Link 10:18 a.m. May 12, 2023, UTC-4

I don’t know ladies.
Link 9:12 a.m. May 12, 2023, UTC-4

"Old, but I'm not that old / Young, but I'm not that bold / And I don't think the world is sold / On just doing what we're told."
Link 8:54 a.m. May 12, 2023, UTC-4

"But you gotta get an education, can you take the pressure? / Well you better / Or it's over."
Link 8:45 a.m. May 12, 2023, UTC-4

Communist subreddit: Rule 2: "This is a space for all leftists." Rule 3: 'Rule 2 does not apply to liberals.'
Link 10:36 p.m. May 11, 2023, UTC-4

To the person at Aurora University who put a "Good Luck" note in this book, I love you.
Link 8:51 p.m. May 11, 2023, UTC-4

I am going insane.
Link 7:59 p.m. May 11, 2023, UTC-4

"Shotgun Betty"
Link 4:50 p.m. May 11, 2023, UTC-4

I want to have boring conversations with other white people but instead I sit here alone.
Link 1:44 p.m. May 11, 2023, UTC-4

What is that? What is that? What happened here? What is that?
Link 10:18 a.m. May 11, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my word. My nose is going to explode. The question is whether we need to tuck our shirts into our pants anymore.
Link 10:16 a.m. May 11, 2023, UTC-4

I’m okay. Let’s keep going.
Link 2:58 p.m. May 10, 2023, UTC-4

I might be okay, who knows.
Link 11:35 a.m. May 10, 2023, UTC-4

“dag”
Link 10:05 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

I have escaped
Link 5:08 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

I love drugs. I want to leave this closet it's hot in here. Ahhhhahhh
Link 5:01 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

Maybe I'll fall sleep here in the closet.
Link 4:54 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

Help my system 2 has locked me in my closet.
Link 4:45 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

I'm unnecessarily reductive.
Link 4:37 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

I wish that I were walking down a slope.
Link 4:29 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my word, I'm still alive.
Link 4:21 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

Wow gosh frick
Link 1:50 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

I went insane
Link 12:21 p.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

“Pompeii” is really a timeless song. “If you close your eyes…”
Link 11:37 a.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 7:37 a.m. May 09, 2023, UTC-4

“React kind of reminds me of English. It is ubiquitous for reasons that essentially boil down to imperialism.”
Link 6:23 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

Frick, now I'm stressed.
Link 4:53 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

I'm not stressed; I wish other people would stop being stressed.
Link 4:48 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

What if you had a programming language where you wrote it in a short-form, syntax sugar'ed syntax, but then it output a human-readable
Link 4:41 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

Okay, I’m bored of penis jokes. All the penis jokes have been made, there shouldn’t be any more.
Link 4:00 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

stressed unstressed stressed unstressed stressed
Link 3:10 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

I impulse-purchased “Paper Towel Wipes” at the store today. I’m still not sure what they are.
Link 1:22 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

Lemonade is like a drug to me
Link 1:17 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

I can’t believe the yield curve is inverted.
Link 1:01 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

I am Matthias. I am tired.
Link 12:50 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

You should be able to commit a shower.
Link 12:08 p.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

I just love spending money so much
Link 10:58 a.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

Every morning I wake up and a gallon of water comes out of my nose.
Link 8:13 a.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

I need to not spend any time on the internet today. I need to process a little bit, you know. I watched like 4 episodes of game charger last
Link 8:13 a.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

The thing to understand is that doing something that you don’t like doesn’t cause you to like it more, but the decision to do it becomes
Link 7:51 a.m. May 08, 2023, UTC-4

Is there a difference between torture and social interaction?
Link 9:53 a.m. May 07, 2023, UTC-4

Not to be a feminist or an incel, but maybe a woman could ask me on a date.
Link 12:44 a.m. May 07, 2023, UTC-4

Tomorrow is going to be something but I’m not sure what. Maybe it will also be nothing, who knows.
Link 12:23 a.m. May 07, 2023, UTC-4

> He who was seated on the throne said, “I am making everything new! Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true:"
Link 11:43 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

Today has felt so long. Wow.
Link 11:24 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

Why did I buy PLTR? What was I actually thinking? This is the problem with investment, waaay too long of a feedback loop.
Link 10:38 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

At some point I need to sit down and unpack all the creepy thoughts in my head and see if I can figure out where they come from.
Link 9:05 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

The thing to understand is that Christians are still salty about scientists switching to "CE" and "BCE."
Link 8:58 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

Daydreaming about a Roran movie
Link 5:38 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

What if you put nuts in mac and cheese?
Link 3:06 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

If God had wanted us to dry dishes by hand he would not have invented evaporation.
Link 2:29 p.m. May 06, 2023, UTC-4

I kind of hate how you have to get rid of stuff to have more space. The mechanic just feels boring.
Link 9:39 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

Executive dysfunction finally allowed me to start the laundry, which is annoying, since I'm going to end up going to bed
Link 9:38 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

◯ circle website ◯
Link 8:44 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

I'm not a big fan of faces in artwork. I feel like most of the time your artwork doesn't need to look at me.
Link 8:14 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

There's only one type of pain, and it's the pain of wanting something too much.
Link 8:07 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

I just wasn't made to speedrun.
Link 8:04 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

They should make spikeball but bigger. Like a trampoline and a volleyball.
Link 6:06 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my word my brain.
Link 1:23 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

I am failing to do laundry. My system 1 tells me that "the shapes are wrong." I don't know what that means.
Link 1:09 p.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

When you sign up for Tumblr it forces you to choose tags to follow to get your feed started, so I started following #tech. So my feed is
Link 11:08 a.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

I'm still alive.
Link 9:13 a.m. May 05, 2023, UTC-4

I've never punished let's go.
Link 11:25 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

"To increase precision and decrease miscommunication we've inserted an infinite amount of letters between each letter of the alphabet, just
Link 11:02 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

Also somehow I never noticed that there’s an AJR song called “3 O’Clock Things” and one called “3AM”.
Link 9:27 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

Also somehow I never noticed that there’s an AJR song called “3 O’Clock Things” and one called “3AM”.
Link 9:27 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

I forgot about AfterHours. What a song.
Link 9:23 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

Okay I have another weird programming language idea. Pass-by-value? pass-by-reference? What if you had to choose?
Link 7:01 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

I need like a full-body massage.
Link 4:22 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

How is it Thursday already. I feel like it's Monday. Yesterday I felt like it was the weekend.
Link 4:17 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

Okay I've gone insane. Now what?
Link 1:55 p.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

I just don't think AI is going to get much better. Like GTP-3 was/is a huge breakthrough and it will effect things, but you can't make bets
Link 10:37 a.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

I am begging the people on reddit and Tumblr to leave the city.
Link 10:37 a.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

dank
Link 7:16 a.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

How is it going? I'm still alive.
Link 7:10 a.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

Tag yourself I’m Matthias Portzel.
Link 2:48 a.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

What does it actually mean to be rude?
Link 2:18 a.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

Can’t sleep.
Link 2:17 a.m. May 04, 2023, UTC-4

Now, if I get @matthias on Discord, that would legendary, and I would be ecstatic about the change to usernames.
Link 10:47 p.m. May 03, 2023, UTC-4

Discord is removing their username#discriminator system and moving to a globally-unique username and a global display name for everyone. I
Link 10:40 p.m. May 03, 2023, UTC-4

I'm 940 ELO. In Minecraft ranked speedrunning, not chess
Link 10:16 p.m. May 03, 2023, UTC-4

The do-not-pass-out-and-die challenge is kind of difficult today. I feel like I've been hanging upside down and all of the blood is in my
Link 3:48 p.m. May 03, 2023, UTC-4

This user knows it.
Link 1:13 p.m. May 03, 2023, UTC-4

Zero being a set of numbers, basically the infinitesimals, works extremely well with my theology. Yes you read that right; my understanding
Link 12:28 a.m. May 03, 2023, UTC-4

Horseshoe moment. Zero isn't a number. Zero should be defined as a set of numbers with a magnitude of 0.
Link 12:22 a.m. May 03, 2023, UTC-4

I'm going to have to re-do how I do seasons and pagination, it's kind of stressful right now. The volume.
Link 11:03 p.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

When do we get out of Spring, there are too many posts on this page
Link 11:02 p.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

You know it baby.
Link 11:01 p.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

Oh baby. It's today.
Link 10:56 p.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

One of these days I'm going to commit to the bit too hard.
Link 9:27 p.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

I am about to have a break down in the middle of this supermarket. I think I’ll put in some headphones.
Link 7:07 p.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

I love how non-computer people always assume that the computer isn't working, even when it is.
Link 11:31 a.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

Church basically just exists to send me emails.
Link 8:30 a.m. May 02, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:51 p.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

I'm going to become a fricking --- *the rest of this thought was deemed too dark and was redacted*
Link 9:03 p.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

Feature idea: when I close the tab with unsent text in the post box, it posts it for me automatically.
Link 3:10 p.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

We're not done. We're doing this forever.
Link 3:04 p.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

I recognize the bell with a circle as the AT&T logo, which is kind of insane. They haven’t used that as a logo for 40 years.
Link 2:26 p.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

I love it when programmers claim to have solved a hard problem but then it's just a wrapper function around a function that does something
Link 10:28 a.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

I can’t believe it. There’s an eyeball in my eye socket.
Link 8:47 a.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

Mad respect to the people at SIBR but they have nothing on the Minecraft technical community.
Link 7:25 a.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

They cracked Math.Random on a computer in Minecraft I’m dying.
Link 7:24 a.m. May 01, 2023, UTC-4

Hello world.
Link 9:59 p.m. Apr 30, 2023, UTC-4

Sam Reich is an evil genius. I cried during the game changer episode "Don't Cry." Wow.
Link 6:08 p.m. Apr 30, 2023, UTC-4

I don't speak English. I don't even know what that means. I'm going insane. Brain dead brain head. lead.
Link 1:13 p.m. Apr 30, 2023, UTC-4

I'm glad to know that if I'm ever really bored I could join the Danny Phantom fandom or something.
Link 12:39 p.m. Apr 30, 2023, UTC-4

I made a mistake at some point I don't know. Aahahh
Link 12:38 p.m. Apr 30, 2023, UTC-4

Okay so I’ve gone insane again. It’s kind of fun.
Link 12:23 p.m. Apr 30, 2023, UTC-4

I wonder if the original creators of the Internet would view me as an ugly hack
Link 10:51 a.m. Apr 30, 2023, UTC-4

"Look at me fail and see that God is greater than my failure."
Link 1:37 p.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

"I don't think they see my vision here"
Link 1:24 p.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

NF has entered my library. "MOTTO" is an instant-add.
Link 12:51 p.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

This isn't even a marathon. This literally isn't even a race. Life is literally a sandbox game. You can do whatever you want.
Link 12:49 p.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

"Bet Against Me"
Link 12:22 p.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

I'm really uncomfortable being a leader because I don't like the responsibility for other people's outcomes. The problem is that that
Link 11:29 a.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

I forgot what I was going to say. This day is off to a rough start.
Link 10:15 a.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

Sorry for fleaposting again
Link 10:14 a.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

I just feel like you haven’t *really* lost your virginity until you and your SO have been bitten by the same mosquito.
Link 10:08 a.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

Culture
Link 8:37 a.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 8:23 a.m. Apr 29, 2023, UTC-4

One of the big differences between conservatives and liberals is that if you're liberal you're expected to be liberal in every sense, but
Link 10:11 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

I know I can't be like 'you're sleeping on Imagine Dragons' because they're one of the most popular bands. But Mercury is really good.
Link 8:38 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

For a while I've wanted to do "asks" on this site, so you can sent me stuff, but I haven't figured out how I want to do it, until today!
Link 8:26 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning to myself and anyone else.
Link 8:23 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

“verily”
Link 7:55 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

I know this isn’t a conventional thought, but I think we need, and will have, a major population boom in the next 20 years. Maybe.
Link 6:33 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

I'm never punished. My word
Link 4:53 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

Today was a mistake.
Link 4:37 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

"I'm not a big rebrand fan"
Link 1:57 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

Welcome to the information super highway.
Link 1:42 p.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

At least it’s not hot outside.
Link 10:18 a.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

I wish there were a way to inject steam directly into my nostrils.
Link 10:12 a.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

It can be banana time.
Link 8:49 a.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

I think the people running the plasma drives should explain what plasma is.
Link 7:26 a.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

Dreams about death and corporate fraud.
Link 7:13 a.m. Apr 28, 2023, UTC-4

“Pure love” or “perfect love” maybe make sense to talk about. “Real love” doesn’t, really.
Link 11:10 p.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

One my most interesting revealing moments when growing up was talking to an islamicphobic woman (VD, for those who know her). I pointed
Link 9:41 p.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

You know what they say, rules are meant to be broken.
Link 6:36 p.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

I can’t install Microsoft sql server on this computer because it requires 2GB of RAM.
Link 3:21 p.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

HN comment saying the government should take over the miltary industrial complex because it’s uneconomical to mass produce weapons in peace.
Link 11:51 a.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

I should become a whale. And be big. And live in the water.
Link 11:17 a.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 8:45 a.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

I’ve solved it. I’ve solved wtfhappenedin1971. The sharp rise of dual-income families and the normalization of women in the work force
Link 8:27 a.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

Let people enjoy things. But also like, let people hate things.
Link 7:28 a.m. Apr 27, 2023, UTC-4

The key is
Link 10:02 p.m. Apr 26, 2023, UTC-4

LaTeX is surprisingly close to the dream of Actually Flowers; a way to semantically describe documents such that any document renders well.
Link 9:48 p.m. Apr 26, 2023, UTC-4

ChatGPT is actually so dumb and unemotional that it may work well as a therapist by making you realize how illogical your emotions are.
Link 1:32 p.m. Apr 26, 2023, UTC-4

Bandcamp > electronic > electro [end thought]
Link 11:56 a.m. Apr 26, 2023, UTC-4

"from the album"
Link 11:47 a.m. Apr 26, 2023, UTC-4

2009 dance music went so fricking hard and we didn't even appreciate it at the time.
Link 11:45 a.m. Apr 26, 2023, UTC-4

Caved and bought a Sublime license key. It's so far from perfect but I enjoy using it.
Link 8:48 a.m. Apr 26, 2023, UTC-4

Multi-user Linux (or macOS for that matter) in 2023 is a joke.
Link 4:19 p.m. Apr 25, 2023, UTC-4

Have I ever told you how smart I am?
Link 11:45 a.m. Apr 25, 2023, UTC-4

Hmm should probably stand up and get some work done.
Link 11:45 a.m. Apr 25, 2023, UTC-4

Why am I so tired sleepy?
Link 11:07 a.m. Apr 25, 2023, UTC-4

I love grains of sand and motes of dust and single hairs and things that are big enough to see but too small to think about.
Link 8:06 a.m. Apr 25, 2023, UTC-4

I realized I’m missing a lot E Tia L source of novelty on joimdiaspora.org
Link 2:54 p.m. Apr 24, 2023, UTC-4

I’m a recreational novelty miner.
Link 2:53 p.m. Apr 24, 2023, UTC-4

Now what?
Link 2:50 p.m. Apr 24, 2023, UTC-4

I bet the Mormons have the longest couch in the world.
Link 2:50 p.m. Apr 24, 2023, UTC-4

I’m an animal.
Link 9:50 a.m. Apr 24, 2023, UTC-4

Well. I’m here.
Link 9:40 a.m. Apr 24, 2023, UTC-4

Ben Shapiro kind of jumped the shark. As someone who's relatively moderate, I used to appreciate him as a voice of reason on the
Link 5:24 p.m. Apr 23, 2023, UTC-4

95% of light color schemes could be improved by changing the text color to pure black.
Link 5:12 p.m. Apr 23, 2023, UTC-4

Just saw a post claiming that if we had just stayed home for 2 months, COVID would have been eradicated.
Link 3:37 p.m. Apr 23, 2023, UTC-4

I want to do a column where I just spew out internally consistent systems of belief and invite people to guess whether its satire or not
Link 2:40 p.m. Apr 23, 2023, UTC-4

Spent longer than I should have trying to convince ChatGPT to spit out AMC 12 questions that I think it has seen before, but without success
Link 1:28 a.m. Apr 23, 2023, UTC-4

I miss my cubicle at work sometimes. The while walls. The lack of distractions.
Link 11:02 p.m. Apr 22, 2023, UTC-4

Computers should have like 5 words and 3 buttons on the screen at any given time.
Link 2:36 p.m. Apr 22, 2023, UTC-4

Only want to eat muffins, don't want to bake muffins.
Link 2:33 p.m. Apr 22, 2023, UTC-4

I wish I was in a barn in Kentucky.
Link 1:17 p.m. Apr 22, 2023, UTC-4

Programmers talk about certain programming languages being "loosely typed," but meanwhile Lawyers will happily just throw any data into any
Link 11:37 a.m. Apr 22, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning. Today is Saturday and so I am going insane.
Link 11:01 a.m. Apr 22, 2023, UTC-4

YOYOOO Bobby's on Nebula!!
Link 7:53 p.m. Apr 21, 2023, UTC-4

Picked up a copy of *Emma*; going to use it for dating advice.
Link 4:40 p.m. Apr 21, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my word. I need to be exfoliated.
Link 12:43 p.m. Apr 21, 2023, UTC-4

Drugss
Link 11:07 p.m. Apr 20, 2023, UTC-4

atan is so good, there's an atan2.
Link 2:04 p.m. Apr 20, 2023, UTC-4

The head of the man from American Gothic on the body of Jack Skelleton
Link 12:44 p.m. Apr 20, 2023, UTC-4

Tumblr monetization strategy update: you can now blaze other people’s posts.
Link 12:44 p.m. Apr 20, 2023, UTC-4

After I posted that last thought I took like an hour long nap btw
Link 12:36 p.m. Apr 20, 2023, UTC-4

Feeling really good this morning. Sun is shining, I got a solid night of sleep.
Link 7:28 a.m. Apr 20, 2023, UTC-4

Supervalifragilistic
Link 4:01 p.m. Apr 19, 2023, UTC-4

Java fans are coping by telling me "java is not dead" as if I said it was. I said it sucks.
Link 1:21 p.m. Apr 19, 2023, UTC-4

One of my personal favorite mottos is "either it works or it doesn't."
Link 9:28 a.m. Apr 19, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 7:31 a.m. Apr 19, 2023, UTC-4

Today was a day.
Link 11:23 p.m. Apr 18, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 1:17 p.m. Apr 18, 2023, UTC-4

What am I supposed to do? I just. I mean obviously I shouldn't have ended up in this situation but like. ughghh
Link 11:37 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

"Wake up you need to make money"
Link 9:37 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

Hexadecimal was a good idea. Letters in my numbers are nice.
Link 7:46 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

You can do anything with a short feedback loop.
Link 5:34 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

I’m so disappointed in this soup. It looks so good and I’m in the mood for soup but it takes like drinking lemon juice.
Link 4:55 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

Found a cool bit of string on the ground. I think it was a shoelace.
Link 1:58 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

I’m so tired. Aaaahhh
Link 1:32 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

[[_the sky splits_]]
Link 1:21 p.m. Apr 17, 2023, UTC-4

Tabs were a mistake. What is a tab. It doesn’t exist. Unicode has like 500 more invisible characters than it should.
Link 3:22 p.m. Apr 16, 2023, UTC-4

There was probably a lot going on in the secret series that I didn’t pick up on.
Link 1:39 p.m. Apr 16, 2023, UTC-4

These pants are too skinny for my massive calves.
Link 11:15 a.m. Apr 16, 2023, UTC-4

Re the previous post I’ve coined the term tomato party, but to explain what I mean will take another 800 words and I’m tired.
Link 10:58 p.m. Apr 15, 2023, UTC-4

Hermitcraft TCG is doing a print run. I'm a little sad about that, because it seems to be geared towards people who are used to paying money
Link 10:47 p.m. Apr 15, 2023, UTC-4

It's easy for Christian to forget that the religion is founded on God's forgiveness, not on our sinfulness.
Link 8:36 p.m. Apr 15, 2023, UTC-4

"The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit."
Link 8:20 p.m. Apr 15, 2023, UTC-4

The problem with having one email for website accounts and one email for personal communication is that as soon as I give someone my
Link 6:51 p.m. Apr 15, 2023, UTC-4

I saw the new DnD movie last night. The first half was kind of cheesy but the ending was good.
Link 8:21 a.m. Apr 15, 2023, UTC-4

Currently staying in a jank motel. The entire building smells like weed.
Link 9:34 p.m. Apr 14, 2023, UTC-4

“That’s what a hamburger’s all about.”
Link 1:29 p.m. Apr 14, 2023, UTC-4

Tumblr monetization update: there’s now lore behind the merch store. The fictional Brick Whartey has gone on vacation and the fictional
Link 1:01 p.m. Apr 14, 2023, UTC-4

I am literally never punished.
Link 8:45 p.m. Apr 13, 2023, UTC-4

This is normal but I want to take my brain out and scrub it clean and put it back in.
Link 6:19 p.m. Apr 13, 2023, UTC-4

Sorry, I'm.
Link 2:02 p.m. Apr 13, 2023, UTC-4

One time I had a teacher who made a big deal about how we were not allowed to use any copyrighted characters or media for our project. And
Link 9:26 a.m. Apr 13, 2023, UTC-4

This morning I'm a hater. This is dumb and I hate it.
Link 8:53 a.m. Apr 13, 2023, UTC-4

Good norming.
Link 10:17 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

I'm a lover not a hater, I take back every mean thing I've ever said. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Link 10:14 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

There are some bands that understand that music is not meant to be constrained by genre. Yes, give me a 30 second orchestral intro
Link 9:48 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

The left fielders. The non believers. The short chubby kids with red hair and freckles and toes that are a bit too long.
Link 9:41 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

I use `vipe` like once a year, but when I need it it's a life saver.
Link 7:38 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

All I do all day is write C++, how did we get here?
Link 7:34 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Link 3:27 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

It happened; compiling LLVM from source
Link 3:17 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Can't believe I put a circle on this website, I'm a fricking genius.
Link 12:57 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Going insane going insane going insane
Link 12:52 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Happy Tuesday.
Link 12:37 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Something about the inverse of nothing.
Link 12:32 p.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Has anyone double checked that the Physicists know what they're talking about?
Link 9:03 a.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

“Hey There Delilah” is such a great song but the production/recording is so uninspired. Put some passion into it.
Link 8:14 a.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Hello.
Link 7:21 a.m. Apr 12, 2023, UTC-4

Well, tailscale stopped working. The mac app just loads endlessly without connecting. Good job everyone.
Link 10:30 p.m. Apr 11, 2023, UTC-4

Rewatch is something that I want to exist so bad, that I would use, but that I just can't enjoy making.
Link 8:45 p.m. Apr 11, 2023, UTC-4

Let's go faster. No slower. No sleep.
Link 1:14 p.m. Apr 11, 2023, UTC-4

Unix command line pro tip: Ignore anyone that tells you to run commands like `chmod 755`
Link 11:39 a.m. Apr 11, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my poor head.
Link 10:36 a.m. Apr 11, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 8:29 a.m. Apr 11, 2023, UTC-4

Something about the beauty of videos of people making things.
Link 7:11 a.m. Apr 11, 2023, UTC-4

Keep running baby.
Link 10:14 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

\*Pointing into the air next to me like I'm smart*
Link 9:52 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

*Trench* is really one of those albums that gets better the more you listen to it.
Link 9:48 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

Ruby is one of those languages that you miss if you're not writing it.
Link 7:29 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

Bad equality operators, C# edition: `EqualityComparer<T>.Default.Equals`
Link 7:24 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

Okay so we're still running.
Link 7:00 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

It's okay, you can close your tabs. They're not important. You can always re-open them.
Link 1:40 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my fricking word. Good morning.
Link 1:31 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God."
Link 1:02 p.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

If Webster wrote his first dictionary today sunrise and sunset wouldn't be words.
Link 10:17 a.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning
Link 7:07 a.m. Apr 10, 2023, UTC-4

I'm going to bed, see you in 11 hours.
Link 7:48 p.m. Apr 09, 2023, UTC-4

Sometimes it feels like I go to bed later, wake up earlier, and yet get more sleep than most people.
Link 8:46 a.m. Apr 09, 2023, UTC-4

He is risen!
Link 2:06 a.m. Apr 09, 2023, UTC-4

If Conway didn’t want to be remembered for his game of life, he shouldn’t have made it so cool.
Link 9:37 p.m. Apr 08, 2023, UTC-4

*Piranesi* is similar in a lot of ways to "The Most Dangerous Game".
Link 7:09 p.m. Apr 08, 2023, UTC-4

Things I will never stop thinking about: The Adventures in Odyssey episode where they bust a child immigrant labor ring.
Link 7:05 p.m. Apr 08, 2023, UTC-4

I wish I had a book to read.
Link 5:02 p.m. Apr 08, 2023, UTC-4

Matthias clean his room challenge (impossible).
Link 4:45 p.m. Apr 08, 2023, UTC-4

I really think you could do a web/Gemini browser without an address bar.
Link 9:46 a.m. Apr 08, 2023, UTC-4

I still can’t believe they gave Toothless teeth.
Link 9:45 a.m. Apr 08, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 4:15 p.m. Apr 07, 2023, UTC-4

There are a lot of social media that don’t have circles, but this isn’t one of them.
Link 8:37 a.m. Apr 07, 2023, UTC-4

I was thinking about getting a new phone because I’ve had trouble with my phone charging, but I just stuck a pin in the lightning port and
Link 8:31 a.m. Apr 07, 2023, UTC-4

What if you had a room with a carpet that was like several inches thick. And ideally thicker in some places than others.
Link 11:49 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

Stay sleepy my friends.
Link 5:15 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

Maybe more websites should be shapes.
Link 5:10 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

I’ve wanted a website that is just a circle for a while. It’s just so soothing.
Link 4:57 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

It is circle time :)
Link 4:50 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

From the creator of Super Thoughts, I am happy to bring you Circle Time.
Link 4:50 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

I feel double plus un good
Link 3:57 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

If what’s the relationship between NP completeness and Turing ness?
Link 3:52 p.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

A waterfall of words cascades out of the upper window of a burning building.
Link 11:29 a.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

Are.na has skyrocketed up the list of potentially most-based social medias.
Link 8:54 a.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

Maybe I should start using spaced en-dashes. I use em-dashes a fair amount, but I like putting spaces around them, which isn't proper.
Link 8:46 a.m. Apr 05, 2023, UTC-4

I just thank God that everything is okay.
Link 10:43 p.m. Apr 04, 2023, UTC-4

I am Matthias. Yes. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Link 9:41 p.m. Apr 04, 2023, UTC-4

I have stopped laying in the stairwell. I’m now sitting in a chair outside. But. I have overcome the small amount of friction that was
Link 9:38 p.m. Apr 04, 2023, UTC-4

I’m laying down in a stairwell. There’s a long answer as to why, but the short answer is that I want to.
Link 9:06 p.m. Apr 04, 2023, UTC-4

I am, as some would say, eepy
Link 10:05 p.m. Apr 03, 2023, UTC-4

awddwawadawd awda wda wda wd awdawdawd what is a brain
Link 10:04 p.m. Apr 03, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my word; people
Link 1:34 p.m. Apr 03, 2023, UTC-4

Got eaten by zombies last night :( rip
Link 6:58 p.m. Apr 02, 2023, UTC-4

A normal night, I would be going to sleep right now. But to night the stress is just starting to kick in and it won't be over until after 1.
Link 10:08 p.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

2023 problems, I can't run `l` to list the contents of the current directory because libssl.1.1.dylib is missing. Crying.
Link 9:47 p.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

Sublime's syntax highlighting is fine because it's designed to be resilient against malformed documents. But wow, there are a lot of cases
Link 9:31 p.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

There’s a thunderstorm warning and I’m standing outside in a vending machine costume.
Link 1:01 p.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

I knocked my Homepod off my dresser yesterday and I haven't bothered putting it back; it's just playing music while laying on the floor.
Link 9:16 a.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

Tumblr has outdone themselves again with their April fools this year.
Link 8:31 a.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

I give up, I'm going to sleep.
Link 12:49 a.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

I decided that getting the linux framebuffer console to use my full monitor was more important than sleep or routine or anything else
Link 12:44 a.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

Decided to make bad decisions.
Link 12:28 a.m. Apr 01, 2023, UTC-4

Sometimes I wish I were smarter, like I'm not smart enough When I was a kid I knew that I knew less than many people I wanted to learn but
Link 11:36 p.m. Mar 31, 2023, UTC-4

/r/notinteresting is at times more interesting than other subreddits, because since it doesn’t have a single theme.
Link 11:11 p.m. Mar 31, 2023, UTC-4

I accidentally ran rsync with one argument and it happily printed a message about sending it. Where did it go???
Link 10:56 p.m. Mar 31, 2023, UTC-4

I bought a “does Tumblr still exist?” keychain because it’s funny now, but it’ll be really funny when Tumblr goes out of business
Link 5:51 p.m. Mar 30, 2023, UTC-4

Hmmmmmmmmm the do not starve challenge is difficult today
Link 5:01 p.m. Mar 30, 2023, UTC-4

“Silly guys like me can’t survive in cruel worlds like these….“
Link 2:47 p.m. Mar 30, 2023, UTC-4

I need to get off the internet. I feel like every year the takes get worse.
Link 12:16 p.m. Mar 30, 2023, UTC-4

Is there a name for the phenomenon where women are unrepresented in a group, but are disproportionately represented in authority positions?
Link 9:40 a.m. Mar 30, 2023, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 8:49 a.m. Mar 30, 2023, UTC-4

A lot of people view escapist fiction as inherently not commenting on our world. They think that since it's describing another world it
Link 10:47 p.m. Mar 29, 2023, UTC-4

Wow. Wow. Piranesi is like honey. It is excellent.
Link 10:15 p.m. Mar 29, 2023, UTC-4

I'm so burnt out on web development it's like not even funny.
Link 8:21 p.m. Mar 29, 2023, UTC-4

Tumblr monetization update: it’s working, I just bought Tumblr merch.
Link 6:16 p.m. Mar 29, 2023, UTC-4

I'm actually glad that C has the staying power that it does, and that there are legitimate reasons to learn and write C in 2023.
Link 4:30 p.m. Mar 29, 2023, UTC-4

Nothing like a cool shower after running away from zombies.
Link 1:04 a.m. Mar 29, 2023, UTC-4

Okay I'm removing the Santa hat from my Discord profile picture.
Link 7:59 p.m. Mar 28, 2023, UTC-4

“What you have said in the dark will be heard in the daylight. What you have whispered to someone behind closed doors will be shouted from
Link 12:56 p.m. Mar 28, 2023, UTC-4

Dark is “pivoting to AI” which sounds like 4 L’s to me. I don’t know. Paul is ready to gamble that typing code is going away.
Link 12:08 p.m. Mar 28, 2023, UTC-4

I’ve started saying “Yooo” a lot and I don’t know where I got it from.
Link 11:51 a.m. Mar 28, 2023, UTC-4

I think Lichess should require both players to agree on a theme before the game starts.
Link 9:25 a.m. Mar 28, 2023, UTC-4

Man I want Rewatch to exist so bad.
Link 8:55 a.m. Mar 28, 2023, UTC-4

Sometimes I just feel like I'm invisible. I just have to be so loud and obnoxious in order to get anyone to react to what I'm saying.
Link 7:36 a.m. Mar 28, 2023, UTC-4

Oh my.
Link 3:46 p.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

This article makes it sound boring, but the implication is that some con artist sold bags of rocks for $1.3 million.
Link 1:46 p.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

One of the interesting take-aways from Zig is that Zig does not have conciseness as a goal. It eschews Haskell-levels of implied behavior
Link 1:34 p.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

I wonder if I'm sick. Or maybe allergies, since it is kind of now spring.
Link 10:30 a.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

Even if one tree has an abundance of water, it cannot nourish another tree. The second tree needs roots as well.
Link 10:23 a.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

'I'm kinda over being told to throw my hands up in the air. So there.'
Link 9:53 a.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

Watching myself age is going to be fascinating. I think it will be very different from a lot of people.
Link 9:46 a.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

I think ads are some sort of money laundering scheme.
Link 8:16 a.m. Mar 27, 2023, UTC-4

LiveOverflow's old videos are so good.
Link 10:06 p.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

The best bit would be a website with files paths like example.com/Users/matthias/Documents/website/blog%20posts.html
Link 6:40 p.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

It's a good morning kinda moment, you know
Link 3:24 p.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

I've had the same phone background from the pre-installed Apple ones for like 5 years, if not longer. Just changed my phone background to
Link 12:25 p.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

I made corn bread last night and then left it on the counter and forgot about it. Morning after cornbread review:
Link 12:15 p.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

Saw a fat gopher walking around outside today.
Link 11:24 a.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

It would suck to get cancelled for some boring mid take. I gotta keep the takes spicy so that when they cancel me I'm like "yeah, fair"
Link 9:11 a.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

Men are autistic, women are ADHD.
Link 9:06 a.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

It's possible to go too far with the whole semantic thing and have like `OrderableSymbol`s when you could just use numbers.
Link 9:05 a.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

RIP Moore.
Link 8:52 a.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

"Dancing on My Own" does not disappoint.
Link 8:52 a.m. Mar 26, 2023, UTC-4

Most underrated MC speedrunner => https://www.twitch.tv/paperpal9
Link 6:51 p.m. Mar 25, 2023, UTC-4

Everyone wants to work at a company that makes lamps.
Link 6:19 p.m. Mar 25, 2023, UTC-4

"Gameshow", Two Door, is such a banger
Link 3:02 p.m. Mar 25, 2023, UTC-4

Evaporation is insane. The water just... dries up... Every day I wake up and am amazed by the water cycle.
Link 2:17 p.m. Mar 25, 2023, UTC-4

Noooo. Zig doesn't have function overloading, screaming and crying
Link 2:00 p.m. Mar 25, 2023, UTC-4

I posted a comment this morning to Cohost saying I was a fan of brew. So of course the Zig homebrew formula is broken.
Link 8:34 a.m. Mar 25, 2023, UTC-4

I love Etho so much but he can be so dumb sometimes.
Link 5:25 p.m. Mar 24, 2023, UTC-4

Andrew whateverhisnameis and I are on exactly the same page. Love Zig.
Link 3:05 p.m. Mar 24, 2023, UTC-4

My dreams ARE NOT DEAD. My dreams have been TEMPORARILY postponed due to the demands of society but one of these days...
Link 9:52 a.m. Mar 24, 2023, UTC-4

If you had pitched me a book where sporadic words were capitalized I would have expected it to be weird. But it actually works.
Link 9:56 p.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

My brain has shut off. I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing. I think I’m going to read for 30 minutes and then go to bed.
Link 8:59 p.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

To restate my thought about book complexity; it's weird to complain about someone playing a video game on Easy mode when there are other
Link 5:54 p.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

I figured out how to turn it off. You need to edit the syntax-specific setting file.
Link 3:10 p.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

I AM GOING INSANE. I AM GOING INSANE. ALL I WANT IS TO EDIT THE TEXT MYSELF. Saving in sublime auto-formats Zig files and I can’t figure out
Link 3:06 p.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

Wee woo we woo we doo wee dooo free wee leee doo foo boo wooo moo
Link 12:56 p.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

‘I want to draw a headshot of my favorite Minecraft YouTuber but he’s a generic looking white boy with no defining characteristics.’
Link 10:39 a.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

I love art of birds, okay. When I say you should just draw a bird I mean it. There is no reason to draw a Minecraft YouTuber if the majority
Link 10:30 a.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

Maybe I’ll start doing the CrossFit WOD. It’s a 6 mile run today
Link 9:29 a.m. Mar 23, 2023, UTC-4

Twitch chat is an untranslatable medium. The medium is the message and messages on Twitch don't make sense anywhere else.
Link 10:25 p.m. Mar 22, 2023, UTC-4

"Work" JoC is such a headbanger. "Do you know what I mean when I say I don't want to be alone"
Link 8:14 p.m. Mar 22, 2023, UTC-4

"Average LSP fan vs average Man pages enjoyer"
Link 2:56 p.m. Mar 22, 2023, UTC-4

The best breakcore is not on Youtube, or Soundcloud, or Bandcamp. => https://archive.org/details/DCRPS044/ Dark Side, Reizoko Cj
Link 12:02 p.m. Mar 22, 2023, UTC-4

Um, guys. I think Black Hat might be slightly problematic.
Link 8:05 a.m. Mar 22, 2023, UTC-4

Sleep time tonight pleaaer
Link 10:30 p.m. Mar 21, 2023, UTC-4

I the tired sleepy
Link 10:29 p.m. Mar 21, 2023, UTC-4

A lot of people look to the Bible to tell them what to believe about the things that they care about. But the purpose of the Bible is also
Link 7:06 p.m. Mar 21, 2023, UTC-4

I don’t need a therapist, I need like a psychologist to analyze me.
Link 12:26 p.m. Mar 21, 2023, UTC-4

It's kind of incredible that we (humanity) found a single shape that aperiodically tiles the plane in my lifetime.
Link 12:23 p.m. Mar 21, 2023, UTC-4

One of these days I'm going to create my own programming language and then I'm going to be unstoppable.
Link 9:33 a.m. Mar 21, 2023, UTC-4

I guess everyone else knew that, but for some reason I don’t normally think of emotion as a way to influence people.
Link 9:48 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

Getting people to agree with you is not “debate” or “logic” it’s “art” and “rhetoric.”
Link 9:47 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

I’ve been thinking for months about how to fix the US copyright system for the digital age. Such a mess.
Link 9:32 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

I was like, “I’m going to register for housing and shave and clean my floor tonight” and then I turned off the lights and put my pajamas on
Link 9:28 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

Wow. Wow. Wooow.
Link 8:52 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

Oh I should disclaim, I don't actually speedrun Minecraft. It was like 3 hours or something. But it might have been 2 or 4 hours, IDK
Link 7:08 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

When this site was in "maintenance" I set a Minecraft speedrun person best, but I don't remember the time. I would've posted it here...
Link 7:06 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

Kills you by hitting you on the head with a gun. This is a statement about how unintentional causes of harm.
Link 3:08 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

WAIT! CLion is a pun on sea lion!
Link 2:31 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

I listened to all four of AJR’s albums in order over the weekend. They were good. You can hear the progression of the band.
Link 1:32 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

I’m really excited to see how TIES does this season. They’ve built some impressive infrastructure (mob farm, sky net, ender pearl villager);
Link 12:15 p.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

Oh, I'm stressed. I'm like terribly stressed, oh my word. My brain is like broken. I need to explode. I need to start exercising again.
Link 10:28 a.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

So many thoughts running through my head. I can't think I can't breathe.
Link 10:14 a.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

"We use global variables for simplicity, but this is not the best choice for a real language implementation :)."
Link 9:16 a.m. Mar 20, 2023, UTC-4

______ never ceases to impress me. He's off the wall.
Link 9:43 p.m. Mar 19, 2023, UTC-4

The gas station employee wouldn’t charge me for the pre-made pizza they were selling. I’m a little scared.
Link 5:34 p.m. Mar 19, 2023, UTC-4

"Sam, where are you from?"
Link 10:09 p.m. Mar 17, 2023, UTC-4

I love steam so much. Truly one of God’s greatest creations.
Link 9:43 p.m. Mar 17, 2023, UTC-4

On macOS CMake just kind of ignores the PATH and uses the c compiler that ships with Xcode unless you explicitly tell it not to. Lame.
Link 3:07 p.m. Mar 17, 2023, UTC-4

OpenAI published scores that GTP-4 got after taking several high-school level exams. It does well on most of them, but the one that
Link 10:36 a.m. Mar 17, 2023, UTC-4

Trader Joe's isn't a cult I promise.
Link 8:34 a.m. Mar 17, 2023, UTC-4

I know it's presumptuous of me to declare that I alone have figured out the problem with React, but I don't care. The problem with React is
Link 5:15 p.m. Mar 16, 2023, UTC-4

Paper towels taste so much better than toilet paper, I want to know what they do.
Link 1:32 p.m. Mar 16, 2023, UTC-4

This "game show" is literally Sam Reich going, "what can I make these people do for money?"
Link 8:34 p.m. Mar 15, 2023, UTC-4

Who comes up with these ideas? 'Which of our contestants will eat a post-it note for the fewest number of points?'
Link 8:19 p.m. Mar 15, 2023, UTC-4

I started a Dropout.tv subscription so I could watch Game Changer and oh my word. I'm crying laughing.
Link 2:20 p.m. Mar 15, 2023, UTC-4

When was I hurt so badly?
Link 10:02 a.m. Mar 15, 2023, UTC-4

Only authorized thoughts will be allowed.
Link 10:01 a.m. Mar 15, 2023, UTC-4

white flag weight of
Link 10:01 a.m. Mar 15, 2023, UTC-4

I moved the computer tower under my desk and I keep kicking it and causing the DVD slot to open.
Link 9:41 a.m. Mar 15, 2023, UTC-4

Link 5:57 p.m. Mar 14, 2023, UTC-4

Okay then. Um. Hmmmm.
Link 5:56 p.m. Mar 14, 2023, UTC-4

The other day someone mentioned taking a Myer's Briggs personality test and so I asked them what type they got, and they said something that
Link 11:44 p.m. Mar 13, 2023, UTC-4

One of the things that made Lockwood and Co so aggressively different from other children's books or books with children as main characters
Link 10:58 p.m. Mar 13, 2023, UTC-4

They do not understand. We HAVE to Iterate ALL of the words! Every combination, every sentence must be said. ALL OF THEM.
Link 10:03 p.m. Mar 13, 2023, UTC-4

Every so often, Sanderson will do something genius, like giving Doomslug voice lines.
Link 9:42 p.m. Mar 13, 2023, UTC-4

"Don't compare yourself to other people" means that if you're the best, you should beat yourself up about not being perfect, right?
Link 8:35 p.m. Mar 13, 2023, UTC-4

“I’m not narcissistic, I’m just high off the music, and I don’t wanna miss it, but I wouldn’t stop you.”
Link 10:39 p.m. Mar 12, 2023, UTC-4

Some random music recommendations: Danger! Fire songs below the fold
Link 4:31 p.m. Mar 12, 2023, UTC-4

Have I ever told you how much I hate writing?
Link 3:34 p.m. Mar 12, 2023, UTC-4

Can you just shovel salad out of the bag into your mouth?
Link 3:33 p.m. Mar 12, 2023, UTC-4

candy
Link 2:19 p.m. Mar 12, 2023, UTC-4

Have you ever created a narrative. Only to watch it fall apart and slip away from you. and fall apart.
Link 1:40 p.m. Mar 12, 2023, UTC-4

I tried to do one Leetcode problem, and I think my code should work. And when I run it in Deno, it works. But in the Leetcode editor the
Link 11:11 a.m. Mar 12, 2023, UTC-4

Nevermind
Link 7:34 p.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

Nooo, they got in there and updated the title.
Link 7:21 p.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

The libertarians are having an absolute field day with this one. 'when you gamble sometimes you lose.' 'should've done due-diligence on
Link 7:19 p.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

Billions of dollars are potentially riding on how well Garry can respond to hacker news commenters.
Link 7:06 p.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

Watching comments flood in live: => https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35114009 (posted 7 minutes ago)
Link 6:51 p.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

There was a meeting at the Trader Joe’s headquarters where someone was like, “okay, what foods can we put everything-bagel seasoning on”
Link 2:46 p.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

the evolution of revolution
Link 12:57 p.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

Bandcamp's culture.
Link 8:25 a.m. Mar 11, 2023, UTC-5

Always a bad day when you have to pull up the Chromium source code. https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=1162276
Link 10:29 p.m. Mar 10, 2023, UTC-5

lnik
Link 12:51 p.m. Mar 10, 2023, UTC-5

Yo we got a bank collapse baby.
Link 12:06 p.m. Mar 10, 2023, UTC-5

I ate 64 Costco chewy chocolate chip granola bars in 13 days. That ~5 a day.
Link 10:24 a.m. Mar 10, 2023, UTC-5

A text-editor with an integrated, upside down, console/terminal could be very cool. So you would always enter commands at the top.
Link 9:58 a.m. Mar 10, 2023, UTC-5

*Left Handed Booksellers of London* would make a great 1-season TV show. So much happens in that book.
Link 10:49 p.m. Mar 09, 2023, UTC-5

Not to flex but I get 246Mbps down/159Mbps up, over WiFi. (It goes down to 100/100 if Cloudflare WARP is on lol.)
Link 1:02 p.m. Mar 09, 2023, UTC-5

"This is a filler! Filler yeah! No, not enough content for a whole video."
Link 9:49 a.m. Mar 09, 2023, UTC-5

New Minecraft AA world record is 2:33. You already know who it’s by.
Link 7:19 a.m. Mar 09, 2023, UTC-5

It's just weird, because I really, really, enjoy both Minecraft speedrunning clip compilations and fantasy books. They are very similar
Link 10:05 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

The prior thought builds on an underlying realization that is perhaps just as profound. Books as a medium are, generally speaking, a lot
Link 9:58 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

Talking about books is just so messy because everyone insists on comparing every book to capital-L Literature. And I think that if we let go
Link 9:51 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

The problem with clickbait is that if I get clickbaited once, I start assuming everything is clickbait. I have to start ignoring the whole
Link 9:43 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

How many days are left in this year?
Link 7:08 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

I am nooone
Link 7:01 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

Happy international women’s day.
Link 6:44 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

I think about “I’ve been geolocated” a lot.
Link 1:33 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

The key is understanding.
Link 12:09 p.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

I feel like rooms shouldn't have convex corners.
Link 11:21 a.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

I had my first hard drive failure the other week. It was very exciting. Having grown up in the age of SSDs, I had never had a hard drive
Link 10:59 a.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

Good morning internet.
Link 7:08 a.m. Mar 08, 2023, UTC-5

I have so many outstanding projects at any given time it's kind of ridiculous. It feels like I have more outstanding projects than completed
Link 10:24 p.m. Mar 07, 2023, UTC-5

Using eggs with a use-by date of Feb 01. Use-by dates are a scam.
Link 8:59 p.m. Mar 07, 2023, UTC-5

Good morning.
Link 3:29 p.m. Mar 07, 2023, UTC-5

Hullubududdubdub
Link 3:29 p.m. Mar 07, 2023, UTC-5

The inversion of everything we don’t know. The downward spiral surrounded on all sides by broken panes of glass in empty window frames.
Link 11:00 p.m. Mar 06, 2023, UTC-5

We did lose Gemini support, unfortunately.* It's too hard to maintain two different versions of the same site.
Link 10:42 p.m. Mar 06, 2023, UTC-5

What would you pay to not go insane?
Link 10:40 p.m. Mar 06, 2023, UTC-5

Web design is hard.
Link 10:35 p.m. Mar 06, 2023, UTC-5

And we're back!
Link 10:34 p.m. Mar 06, 2023, UTC-5