Thoughts
I read this Reddit comment probably when it was posted 7 years ago and it made such an impression on me. I haven't reread
it until today, I don't think, but I've remembered, if not most of it a lot of it (should have taken the goat, women are better at climbing than men, the three-strike system, climbing is more expensive than you thought, suave motherfool (at the time I was using a browser extension (that I wrote myself (okay it was a bookmarklet)) that replaced curse words with alternatives like "fool"), the perfectly-nested multi-level parentheses, ah!).
This is deep in the Matthias Lore Archives.
"suavemotherfool" was a computer password of mine for a while.
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