Thoughts
I try to avoid posting marketing material here, since I am not being paid; however, I will in the rare case that the marketing material has
significant artistic value (in my opinion (such as the Afri-Cola or Stadia commercials)). This may or may not be cult propaganda. Without further adieu, I would like to present, the copy from a candy bar wrapper I recently ate:
ORGANIC AND FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED
DR. BRONNER'S MAGIC ALL-ONE CHOCOLATE
SMOOTH COCONUT PRALINE DARK CHOCOLATE • 70% COCOA SWEETENED WITH COCONUT SUGAR
DR. BRONNER's ALL-ONE! MAGIC FOODS
IN ALL WE DO, let us be generous, fair & loving to Spaceship Earth and all its inhabitants. For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE! ALL-ONE!
As taught by The Moral ABC to unite all mankind free!!! 1st: If I'm not for me, who am I? Nobody! 2nd: Yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when???!!! Once more, unless constructive I work hard, perfecting first me, absolute nothing can help perfect me! Exception none!!
DR. BRONNER'S IS CERTIFIED
Contains at least 95% Fair For Life Fair Trade certified ingredients
6th: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Balanced food for body-mind-soul-spirit is our medicine! Full-truth our God, half-truth our enemy, hard work our salvation, unity our goal, Free Speech our weapon, All-One our soul, self-discipline the key to freedom!
From Confucius' Absolutes (Moral ABC, Book II): 2. It is an absolute full truth that everybody in God's tremendous universe must eat or there is no body! To shine on, eat must even the Sun, consuming every second on its surface meteoric matter 100,000 tons! Exceptions? Absolute None! 3. It is an absolute full truth that every ounce of good food on God's Earth requires constructive teamwork in harmony with God's timing-wisdom-power-mercy-love, or there is not an ounce of good food left above! Exceptions? Absolute None! 4. It is an absolute full truth that any man planting 10 fruit trees in harmony with God's timing-teamwork-wisdom-power-mercy-love can reap 10 million more above! Above! Exceptions? Absolute None!
Baeck: The mark of the mature man is his ability to love and be loved, joyful, brave, without feeling of guilt. We have leaned to teach that or teach nothing!
11. We're all Sisters & Brothers! Exceptions eternally? Absolute None! None!
This wrapper is made from 100% recycled paper, with a minimum of 80% post-consumer recycled fiber.
COCOA MAGIC FOR YOU, EARTH, AND FARMERS!
ON OUR WAY TO REGENERATIVE ORGANIC CERTIFIED™️
We're making Magic with cocoa farmers through regenerative organic agriculture and its many benefits: biodiversity, soil fertility, better farmer livelihoods, and delicious, rich, dark chocolate! Read more inside the label! All-One!
INGREDIENTS: FAIR TRADE ORGANIC COCOA BEANS, FAIR TRADE ORGANIC COCONUT SUGAR, FAIR TRADE ORGANIC COCONUT, FAIR TRADE ORGANIC COCONUT MILK POWDER, ORGANIC SUNFLOWER OIL, FAIR TRADE ORGANIC BOURBON VANILLA BEAN
Made on equipment that also processes almonds, hazelnuts, milk, coconut and soy.
Distributed by Dr. Bronner's • P.O. Box 1958, Vista, CA 92085 • drbronner.com • 1-844-937-2551
Oregon Tilth Certified Organic • Made in Switzerland
18. From every power enchains, each man can only free himself as self-control he gains!