Thoughts

"or a silly mistake by me, but previously I was just as silly and everything worked fine"
Link 2:22 p.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

“Happy Friday Everybody!”
Link 1:24 p.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:42 a.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

=> https://thoughts.learnerpages.com/?show=a5e583fa-336c-4558-8648-7ed0d324eb5f I think you get a number with an infinite number of 0s,
Link 10:48 a.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:19 a.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

It is of course possible that in chasing truth of a lower, earthly, sort, I am missing the Truth which is of God.
Link 9:55 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

"Unless you know...yourself as nothing in comparison, you do not know God at all."
Link 9:53 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Lewis says pride is inherently competitive. I believe we are at the limits of the language here because "pride" is used in a lot of
Link 9:51 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe this is always a hard time of year for me.
Link 8:58 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

We gotta go so much bigger than this.
Link 4:10 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. My stoughmach hurts
Link 3:11 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I want to do great things. If I had done great things then maybe I could settle down but I haven't yet.
Link 3:03 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

At least HN text posts sorted by new are still absurd enough to break me out of my mindless stupor for a fraction of a moment.
Link 2:35 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

This shouldn't be difficult for me but it's so hard. It's so hard.
Link 2:23 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Are we going to be okay?
Link 1:09 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I need 800 hours worth of time.
Link 1:00 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. It is over.
Link 12:45 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I’m going insane
Link 12:36 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

My standard base assumption for a usable system is 8GB RAM, 1TB SSD. With the Framework price drop that's around $750, which isn't awful.
Link 10:01 a.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Where did this all go wrong.
Link 9:31 a.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 8:41 a.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I think I underestimated how helpful it would be to have Stop Worrying written down for my future self. I reread it and it was helpful.
Link 11:50 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

"Anyone debating what house they'd be in a children's book is clearly Ravenclaw...that's what Ravenclaws do, they obsess over books."
Link 9:15 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

It's crazy how you have "technoblade clips" videos that recycle the same clips from his videos and iconic amazing clips like "getting chased
Link 8:57 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'd never survive as one of those superheros who beats everyone up because even if I physically could after like the third goon I'd start
Link 4:11 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Am I a bad person?
Link 3:42 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so easy to bait. This guy is like 'you could make browsers 3-4 orders of magnitude faster' and I have to spend hours of my day
Link 3:35 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Woohoo I'm going insane.
Link 3:30 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Who needs an IDE when you have `irb` and `debug`. `show_source` set a breakpoint, ah!
Link 12:43 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

They’re like ‘ah what a cruel twist of fate that the language designed to be easy to use is the most popular language.’
Link 8:48 a.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Yes, you’re very smart. If all websites were written in pure C they would use less memory.
Link 8:32 a.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:18 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with the Nortel ETF was that 1 person buying the stock forced the value of the stock up, which forced the ETFs to buy more of
Link 9:45 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Legend Lee Bird III
Link 9:21 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Well it is Tuesday. I am alive
Link 7:35 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Why does everyone hate JavaScript.
Link 4:43 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

I'm honestly not that worried about food waste because it's like 'oh no it's going to biodegrade' 'oh no we have more food than we need'
Link 4:19 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

I need to dunk my head underwater.
Link 4:00 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

"even unreasonable scruples"
Link 3:38 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Why is my right shoulder now bothering me? That's not right.
Link 3:31 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with Modern Minimalist is that it redefines minimal. But also, that's why we need it.
Link 11:24 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with the whole "total eclipse is 10x cooler than a partial eclipse" is that coolness is subjective and is as much a function of
Link 11:08 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The Red Hat ecosystem is funny because there are like 10 different distributions being built from fundamentally the same sources.
Link 10:17 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 10:05 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

An all-in-one washer-dryer would be life-changing for me. One of the things I learned from modded Minecraft is that there's a huge
Link 11:26 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-4

Ross Bryant has me researching swing dancing.
Link 8:59 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-4

Go did morning team
Link 2:24 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-5

“LIFE’S TOO EZ”
Link 1:46 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-5

z is so frustrating because it sounds so correct and it's just not.
Link 10:40 a.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-5

Interesting.
Link 4:25 p.m. May 26, 2024, UTC-5

We’re almost whiskers
Link 10:04 a.m. May 26, 2024, UTC-5

It is illegal to watch Spinal Tap
Link 9:02 p.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-5

It’s very difficult to meta-analyze my social anxiety precisely because I have social anxiety. So I’ll say “I’m afraid of being insulted”
but being insulted isn’t actually the problem. If you told me I was about to be insulted I would be fine. The fear-emotion is like amplified beyond the actual fear.
Link 7:41 p.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-5

Good morning. HN is back with more bad takes.
Link 11:43 a.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-5

HN is down what am I supposed to do.
Link 9:56 a.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 7:20 a.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-4

Youtube will not stop recommending me cars-are-bad liberal propaganda videos. I'm going to start believing there's some conspiracy because
Link 6:22 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

I found some old pictures of long-hair Matthias and it’s so off putting. Like someone stole my face.
Link 5:12 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

HN commenter insisting that Apple is playing a prank by requiring a 35 lb jig to replace the battery.
Link 3:52 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

“65% more bullet per bullet.”
Link 12:37 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

Listening to songs Bellion produced since he’s not releasing new music.
Link 9:29 a.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

I'm tired. I should go to bed now.
Link 10:14 p.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

I say in Stop Worrying at one point that "the less time you spend on work, the more important the time that you spend is." There's probably
Link 8:48 p.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

It feels like even at the best times I'm neutral about talking to people, which would be fine except that I want to like it. I don't want to
Link 7:42 p.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

I’m sorry.
Link 10:43 a.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

It's honestly cheesy how you can invent any game in Minecraft and Fienberg just wins.
Link 11:41 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

You just don’t pick up, your first time though, that Madame Danglars canonically has slept with three different characters.
Link 9:16 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

I don’t know if I’m going to make it.
Link 6:19 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

See, you just have to never go outside and then you’ll be safe.
Link 1:30 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

Seasons are cancelled!
Link 9:02 a.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

The count not telling Bertuccio that Villefort is alive might be the evilest thing he does.
Link 12:48 a.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

It's weird how as I get better at programming it takes more effort because I'm doing more quicker.
Link 9:32 p.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I'll be alive.
Link 8:32 p.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

This is a reminder for myself.
Link 2:00 p.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so confused.
Link 11:52 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning baby. It’s over.
Link 10:56 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

"I'm like Boaz without his wife...ruthless"
Link 10:34 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Another iconic comment about how Linux works perfectly (except that the WiFi sometimes drops out).
Link 9:37 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:11 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

I have to invent a new way of playing Minecraft. It feels like there should be a play style or a gamemode somewhere in between speedrunning
Link 8:34 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

The tertiary characters in The Count are so good because they provide a sort of exaggerated 3rd-party reaction to the events.
Link 10:20 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

I'm on so many drugs
Link 9:03 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

What did I say about Ruby programmers and bad regular expressions?
Link 3:24 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

And I'm out, poof!
Link 12:17 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:14 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

It’s because of the homophobia—it’s so easy to cut her B-plot out of any adaptation or summary or analysis. Like yes arranged marriages are
Link 10:12 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

0 hits on AO3 for “Eugénie Danglars” we’re in shambles.
Link 9:56 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I’ll be alive.
Link 9:20 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

I feel like a freak.
Link 8:50 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning
Link 8:11 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Take two: steps for running blink with microzig:
Link 6:20 p.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

Actually flowers should allow for arbitrary shapes, just limited colors and limited interactivity.
Link 4:44 p.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

“You are the only woman I know who is so generous in speaking about others of your own sex”
Link 12:05 p.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

An interesting thought occurs to me: the good guys tend to be Bonapartist in The Count.
Link 9:52 a.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

I still don’t understand the count and Haydée’s relationship.
Link 9:49 p.m. May 18, 2024, UTC-4

‘What do you mean by unlimited credit? Well, unlimited, you know the word, do you not? Yes I know the word, that’s not the question. But I’d
Link 6:18 p.m. May 18, 2024, UTC-4

I’m going insane and I’m doing it to myself.
Link 12:57 p.m. May 18, 2024, UTC-4

Drugs
Link 4:45 p.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

Woohoo baby
Link 1:47 p.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

Forced non compliance
Link 9:39 a.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

One of these days I'm going to die.
Link 9:35 a.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

Christianity and microwave dinners.
Link 7:40 a.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

It really feels like we're living in medieval times when it comes to UI design. We don't have the terminology to describe it.
Link 9:55 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

This is an excellent point
Link 8:35 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

im so dead
Link 4:21 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

hello world
Link 4:21 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

Oh yeah Illumina's canceled. Everyone's canceled. Don't even get me started on Couriway.
Link 9:44 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I’m the sad Matthias. Good morning.
Link 6:28 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

"Simple as possible but not simpler."
Link 3:59 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I miss Jony Ive. I'm looking at getting a 2017 Macbook because they peaked man.
Link 3:50 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Today is a hard day
Link 3:22 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

You know, when I was kid, I expected the world would be bigger. Like it is bigger than the things that I see but it's not, you know.
Link 2:26 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I should have given up months ago when I discovered documents covered under the GNU Free Document License (like the GNU manuals and the GPL
Link 11:27 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I keep thinking I'm going to find answers about what open source is and it's just https://xkcd.com/1095/
Link 11:14 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Get jerbaited
Link 10:02 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:20 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Software licensing is such a mess. I had 700 characters of confusion going on here but I deleted them because I think I now get it. Maybe.
Link 12:37 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe Steve Jobs was wrong. Maybe we need computers that are too big for you to throw out of a window.
Link 10:50 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

> Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest
Link 8:35 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

I don’t know what I’m talking about.
Link 2:31 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

"help": "I'm trapped inside a package-lock.json factory."
Link 2:12 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:58 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

Crazy all night
Link 11:27 a.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

Today in HN sorted by new: a total 3x the listed cost of the item! "this has to be illegal"
Link 9:36 a.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

We're so back
Link 8:26 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Warp doesn't support ctrl+t to swap letters. That's a deal breaker, sorry.
Link 3:39 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

You can tell that there is not justice in the world because Die Young by Sylvan Esso is not on the top of the charts.
Link 3:10 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

mew
Link 2:36 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Ooh, cantilever
Link 1:44 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Link 1:13 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Technoblade never dies.
Link 12:21 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

I don't want to pick my own doctor or therapist and read reviews and look at pictures of them like what the heck.
Link 10:48 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Link 10:46 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Remember, the queen is dead.
Link 10:09 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

This is a test of the SAMP
Link 10:05 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

dont you think its boring how people talk
Link 9:34 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

The problem is that I've run out of things to do that are fun and mildly-self destructive without being really self-destructive. Like woohoo
Link 9:29 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. Running on alkaline gasoline this morning.
Link 9:17 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

I have never made a good decision in my life however I have beaten Hurtin’ Hermits
Link 12:38 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

See, everyone lives their lives in fear. Most people live in fear of irrational things like doing a handstand. I live my life in fear of
Link 11:53 a.m. May 12, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:26 p.m. May 11, 2024, UTC-4

Why is music discovery so focused on new music? I want to listen to the self-titled album from some band with 1 popular song from 2003.
Link 3:07 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

Debian stable's philosophy (do not upgrade because new features imply new bugs) is exactly opposed to the modern-minimalist philosophy.
Link 2:57 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

It's funny to me the lines between the skeptics and rationalists today and Descartes or earlier philosophers. Because they're talking about
Link 1:33 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

My poor brain.
Link 1:17 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

You’re not paying me to access my website. You get what I give you and you don’t fricking complain.
Link 1:15 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

I just feel like there's a speed limit sometimes.
Link 11:34 a.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

I just don't know why I make websites when the people on Hacker News are going to go in with their content blockers and remove random
Link 11:11 a.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

I'm at least glad that we're in the normal state of the world—which is that Apple's being criticized for random BS instead of the quality of
Link 10:09 a.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

.,/‘“^•~,__,=^*
Link 4:10 p.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

One of the best tests of software UX robustness is that you should be able to walk away for 30 minutes at any points and come back and
Link 3:36 p.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:50 a.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:15 a.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

I've actually never done drugs in my life I'm just bored and lonely
Link 9:36 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I'm on so many drugs it's funny.
Link 9:36 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I’m on so many drugs
Link 8:21 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

So many vampire references in the count. It’s so funny. It’s weird.
Link 7:50 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

"And now I just sit in silence."
Link 3:54 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

Easy wins.
Link 10:03 a.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I don’t value being happy and then I’m not happy and it’s like yeah.
Link 9:13 a.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane in 2029.
Link 9:08 a.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

Max ‘I save someone’s life every September 5th’ Morrel
Link 11:05 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I'm working on a theory that schwa was invented by linguists to make their job easier. "eh-qua-neh-mehs"
Link 5:01 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Buss's translation is funny because it's the most modern translation and it's from 1996 but it's still written in a super literary and
Link 4:47 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

It's important to remember that bob is an English word.
Link 4:36 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Brooo today is not a real day I'm so done.
Link 4:32 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I am anti-social I am proto-social
Link 4:10 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I need to password protect this site. I have shame.
Link 12:18 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I am running from all other people simultaneously, and I know I’m going to have to stop at some point but it’s not right now.
Link 12:18 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I’m so bored.
Link 11:46 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

"People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware."
Link 10:01 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I need life. And food.
Link 8:27 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

It’s just hard because I want everything to be perfect. Perfect code and perfect people and perfect weather.
Link 8:25 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Lucidity.
Link 8:21 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Matthias's meta-programming tier list
Link 7:55 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Just joined Feinberg's stream to an AA world record, that's how it goes.
Link 7:20 p.m. May 06, 2024, UTC-4

I once went insane.
Link 1:39 p.m. May 06, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning chat
Link 9:15 a.m. May 06, 2024, UTC-4

"You have to feel dumb sometimes in order to feel smart other times. You can't always feel smart."
Link 8:18 p.m. May 05, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I’ll be a real person.
Link 1:55 p.m. May 05, 2024, UTC-4

I’m going to explode. It should not be this hard. I just have to make it home I think.
Link 9:25 a.m. May 05, 2024, UTC-4

1480 CO2 so that probably isn’t helping me right now.
Link 10:06 p.m. May 04, 2024, UTC-4

Fienberg wins his first MCC.
Link 6:55 p.m. May 04, 2024, UTC-4

It's just over. If I haven't done something with my life by now I don't know why I would in the future.
Link 7:55 a.m. May 04, 2024, UTC-4

Dragging to re-arrange windows doesn't work nearly as well on a trackpad as it does with a mouse.
Link 3:32 p.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

IBM Plex Mono Bold looks so much better than it should. I've been rolling IBM Plex Mono for a little while. It has some character.
Link 2:48 p.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

I think SMASH is weird because it's easy to get carried away with the same mentality as the Aux project—adding features that I can add, not
Link 11:27 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

I almost wish I had grown up using Linux because there’s a certain beauty to just forking a new Linux distro in response to any problem.
Link 10:38 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

Yes I did read part of The Poignant Guide the other day. You can tell because it effects my writing style. Short sentences and "synergy"
Link 9:59 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

There are some social issues that are like a fulcrum and lever (or more commonly, a wedge): what should be a small issue is amplified and
Link 9:59 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

For those not as up-to-date on the French Revolution or the Nix drama, the Nix foundation has recently convened a “constitutional assembly”
Link 9:58 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

If I were a troll, which I’m not, I would go on the nix governance zulip and make several strongly worded comments in favor of term limits.
Link 9:07 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

What if we pronounced it comp-uter instead of com-puter
Link 7:18 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane back in ‘09.
Link 9:44 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

What's the over-under on Feinberg setting a record for most gold in Sands of Time on Saturday?
Link 8:06 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so hot. It's driving me crazy.
Link 4:55 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

I didn't realize Oracle was still selling Solaris.
Link 4:51 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

Oh my word. It's okay. We're doing great.
Link 2:13 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

My favorite Pandora feature is how it complains about my ad blocker being on, despite the fact that I am morally opposed to ad blockers
Link 11:44 a.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with Zig is that we don't have any good quotes yet. Lisp, JavaScript, Ruby, they have words. Things have been said about them.
Link 11:10 a.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

I hate Thursdays. It's not even a real day, it's a parasite that mimics Fridays so that it can suck the soul out of me.
Link 9:21 a.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

Watching the hannahxxrose + Feinberg Hoplite event oh my word.
Link 10:20 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I have so many thoughts. Vercel is a nice word. Colby jack cheese looks nice. The masks on the cover of the Count are a good choice. Your
Link 9:12 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I haven’t been happy in years.
Link 9:01 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

Crazy how there’s a reference to Rothschild. I mean, yep.
Link 7:21 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

“and the count already putting on his clown’s costume”
Link 6:18 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I love dependabot. I'm so glad we have the latest version of acorn (a library we don't use in any way) installed.
Link 4:14 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

It's just, with the spiders right now, you know...
Link 3:36 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

Computers are, in all ways, the servants of those who bother to understand how they work.
Link 2:14 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I’m not sure I could place Massachusetts on a map. If you told me it wasn’t a state I’d probably believe you.
Link 11:52 a.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

Branches are the variables of git, not the values.
Link 11:21 a.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I just feel like I’m doing something wrong.
Link 8:44 a.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

The Count is a psychopath and the fact that I am obsessed with him is concerning.
Link 8:52 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Again, parts of The Count that you just have to cut because they’re just too weird: The countess G— feels unwell and goes home immediately
Link 8:33 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Interesting footnote here in the Buss translation about the history of the Vampire myth. Discussing an allusion to Lord Ruthwen
Link 8:23 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

“Italian women at least have this over their French sisters–that they are faithful in their infidelity“
Link 8:18 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

‘You know when you’re in line at the bank and the person in front of you feels
Link 8:18 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Is it bad that I'm considering paying for Pandora premium? I can ask for a station based off a song and it can play similar songs for hours.
Link 2:46 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

I can feel my arms atrophying.
Link 2:20 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Don't tell me what to do.
Link 1:10 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

No God but God
Link 11:04 a.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

ChatGPT is great because you start your message with "I have anxiety" and it totally adopts the tone of a therapist.
Link 6:53 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

You can tell that I'm a fool because of how it is yes drawing time nope
Link 4:02 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Have I mentioned all software is bad recently?
Link 3:59 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Lip drugs friday 78º in here
Link 3:41 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

maybe someday
Link 3:27 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'll fall in love with anyone.
Link 2:16 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Something’s really bothering me and I don’t know what it is.
Link 9:58 a.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Going insane.
Link 9:43 a.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

I’m angry. It’s not good.
Link 9:00 a.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

For security reasons, Zig's package manager requires that packages have their hash included in the dependency file. For development,
Link 1:28 p.m. Apr 28, 2024, UTC-4

It's funny because there was a time from (roughly) 2017-2022 when my sanity decreased roughly linearly and on Twitter and here I felt like I
Link 9:59 p.m. Apr 27, 2024, UTC-4

Kirkland soft and chewy granola bars have been acquired.
Link 11:27 a.m. Apr 27, 2024, UTC-4

I'm just so hungry and eating hurts so much.
Link 8:52 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Installing MicroZig is easy! Step 1: Go to downloads.microzig.tech Step 2: Click on examples
Link 7:19 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

I hate strictly typed languages so badly. So badly. This is about Zig. This is miserable.
Link 7:02 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Gem opened with a fixed camera shot. Even if Joe's content isn't widespread his influence is.
Link 6:17 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

"I don't need drugs, 'cuz I'm already high enough."
Link 4:38 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

I was like, 'I bet the company that has graphite.io is a modern tech company with a slick website' and I went to the website and sure enough
Link 3:48 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Ah yes.
Link 1:28 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Dank memes.
Link 11:01 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

"We are not going to stop broadcasting. Broadcasting is here to stay."
Link 9:58 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe I should. Maybe I should explain that I find it disrespectful to what I do as a JS programmer when people assume that all JS is bad.
Link 9:03 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

I just be hate walking into a conversation where the other person’s assumption of me is that I’m a bad or stupid person. I don’t want to
Link 9:01 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

People are just so scared. Most JavaScript programmers are not writing fingerprinting scripts to track you across the internet.
Link 8:39 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe I’m the person I used to be and also a bunch of other people.
Link 5:27 p.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 2:00 p.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

One of the great things about weird things is that there’s always the possibility that it connects to larger things.
Link 10:44 a.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

I hear all these people saying that I’m not smart enough and that I’m not working hard enough and I don’t think they actually exist. I think
Link 8:49 a.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

> The web is for documents. This hasn’t been true since the 1995 SpaceJam website used tables to lay out buttons in a circle.
Link 8:02 a.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

Glowing Eyes, Ruby, Lovely off RaB are really good.
Link 11:27 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

This is the Matthias Portzel show, and no one, and I mean no one, is doing what I'm doing.
Link 10:28 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

Ruby has both `and` and `&&` and `||` and `or`, and I don't have a strong opinion one way or another but why do you have both???
Link 4:15 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

"Barely even putting effort in this, effortless, imagine if I did try"
Link 4:00 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

Ah, oh no
Link 2:22 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

There's a set-up-to-fail syndrome in moderation as well.
Link 12:13 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:06 a.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

I am constantly inspired by how young the computer industry is. Apple and Microsoft are still battling for the desktop computer market.
Link 9:06 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

My left shoulder is still bothering me...
Link 8:19 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

Solderpunk is writing an HTTP server, Gemini is so over.
Link 4:29 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

The software license of the day is the Boost Software License 1.0, which is based on the MIT license but requires attribution only in the
Link 4:07 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

My brain is so backlogged. So many thoughts I need to think before I can think other thoughts. Ahhah.
Link 2:35 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

Link 2:02 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

I think my favorite part of IRC is how it is completely and utterly unusable on mobile.
Link 11:14 a.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

Lindsey Stirling on Bandcamp, iconic, we love her.
Link 9:32 a.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

"And I'm not really a not-carrying-a-chin-up-bar person"
Link 1:50 p.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

So in theory this site was going to be red during the fall but I waited so long to change it to blue for winter that winter is now over and
Link 1:30 p.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

Link 10:42 a.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

Open Collective Foundation (OCF) is shutting down. Gosh the actual frick.
Link 10:20 a.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

HN text posts sorted by new: “Which book your reading and why (Non-fiction Only)” 1 reply: [4 fiction books]
Link 9:11 a.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

The fact that I have no canker-sores and then I now have 5 that have all popped up at the same time makes me think it’s a diet thing and not
Link 9:11 p.m. Apr 21, 2024, UTC-4

‘Your Spirit, which is mending brokenness in ways that the eyes cannot see’
Link 9:43 a.m. Apr 21, 2024, UTC-4

All we’re freaking doing here is Christianity.
Link 9:43 a.m. Apr 21, 2024, UTC-4

One of my biggest personality flaws is that I get insulted by things that weren't insults or weren't directed at me.
Link 11:36 p.m. Apr 20, 2024, UTC-4

It's me, the shill.
Link 12:06 p.m. Apr 20, 2024, UTC-4

"Putting the hot in hotbar"
Link 10:55 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

I watched *Escape the Greenroom* again. What an episode of television.
Link 10:26 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

I really need to make a Firefox bug report for https://ourjseditor.com/program/rFgwNx
Link 3:13 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

"These are crazy times down at Costello music"
Link 1:49 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

Beginnings of 4 canker sores today.
Link 12:35 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

The fact that Jake delivered what is possibly the best acting in Game Changer history in Sam Says 3 and then lost 4 points for it is iconic
Link 9:02 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

I don't know if I'm going to make it.
Link 2:38 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

I'm going to cry
Link 2:20 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 1:02 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

When the frick is the yield curve going to un-invert.
Link 10:25 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Nothing like doing 50 in a 35.
Link 9:02 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls Me: 😍 Dakota Stilts, the tallest man in Baseball.
Link 12:17 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Slits is such fricking goals => https://youtu.be/ivMvrfp1kqU I don’t know if this is normal but I love him so much. Talk about sexy movement
Link 12:15 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

For some of us, "good enough" isn't good enough.
Link 10:17 a.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

People will pretty much never admit to your face that they were wrong and you changed their mind. So if you're playing the game of
Link 9:42 a.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Boredom is a myth invented by the entertainment companies.
Link 9:46 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Hacker News is such a bad website. It's talking to talk. And it's great. It's people just saying things.
Link 9:10 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

I love Joehills so much because everything he does very clearly makes perfect sense to him. It does not make any sense to anyone else.
Link 8:05 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Jess going 'I want my real name to be associated with these takes' is so funny. I love that.
Link 6:48 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 2:27 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Remember, the most oppressed class is young girls.
Link 2:23 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Another iconic code review from ljharb, "arr.push(item) can be converted to arr[arr.length] = item...it's more methods that could be
Link 2:16 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:31 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Does this mean I'm entering my K-pop era?
Link 12:21 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

> anti-ti-ti-ti fragile, fragile > anti-ti-ti-ti fragile > anti-ti-ti-ti fragile, fragile > Anti! Fragile! > Anti! Fragile!
Link 12:19 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Huh, React has a `memo` function that lets the child component decide when it re-renders.
Link 9:00 a.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Welcome to the internet.
Link 8:24 a.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Has anyone double checked that I’m not one of the 300000 beetle species?
Link 7:24 a.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

I can't believe observers were added in 2016. They feel so new.
Link 7:28 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Sometimes I feel like all philosophy and religion is a scam and the key to true happiness is food and sleep.
Link 2:57 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

I survived on 7 hours of sleep for most of high school, so I know I can do it, so some nights I try. But man I'm tired the next day.
Link 2:06 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

`foo(:bar)` in Ruby passes the symbol `:bar` to the function `foo` `foo(bar:)` in Ruby is syntax sugar for `foo({ :bar => bar })`, creating
Link 1:23 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning Matthias.
Link 12:36 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Killing it for year 8,000 in a row
Link 11:04 a.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

I listened to Screen, twenty one pilots, the other day and the Christian context really struck me.
Link 9:04 a.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Late night bedwars is like a drug and I'm like a relapsing addict.
Link 11:19 p.m. Apr 14, 2024, UTC-4

“It’s just enough to be strong in the broken places”
Link 12:04 p.m. Apr 14, 2024, UTC-4

Why is *Apple* making a movie about how they faked the moon landing??
Link 7:41 a.m. Apr 14, 2024, UTC-4

Why are they making a movie about how they faked the moon landing.
Link 10:19 p.m. Apr 12, 2024, UTC-4

Man I miss 2017 me_irl. The self referential meaningless memes. No call to action, not really any punchline. Just people relaxing and
Link 8:39 p.m. Apr 12, 2024, UTC-4

I just can’t do it. I’m just so hard on myself and I’m convinced that everyone else hates me more than I hate myself.
Link 11:20 p.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:47 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

There is so many fluids inside of me that would like to come out. (alergies)
Link 9:23 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

The mechanics of call/cc are the same as the mechanics of Primer.
Link 8:55 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

“i cannot be compared, neither greater, nor less, nor equal to nothing”
Link 8:03 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

Another Game Changer episode that I am unable to watch without pausing to laugh and walk around.
Link 9:16 p.m. Apr 10, 2024, UTC-4

I had a dream the other night that VIP turned into a horror show after the first couple of episodes. Vic had god-like powers that allowed
Link 12:28 p.m. Apr 10, 2024, UTC-4

Did you miss me?
Link 9:03 a.m. Apr 10, 2024, UTC-4

the most important parts of perfection
Link 10:01 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

Interesting thought: the fact that I am often disappointed in the reality of relationships or interactions may mean that I’m fantasizing
Link 10:01 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

I have no fricking idea what is going on over at Are.na but man the emotions.
Link 9:20 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

If I were running Cohost, (aside from moving infra to Cloudflare) I'd require you to pay to make more than 10 posts per month.
Link 9:06 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

This is kind of evil but I cannot look at Cohost's financials without my brain screaming at me that they're spending 5k a month on CDN
Link 8:16 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

You either have to make a large amount of money off of a small percentage of users, or a small amount of money off a large percentage of
Link 7:55 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 1:18 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

It’s started!
Link 2:03 p.m. Apr 08, 2024, UTC-4

The problem is if you’re too safe you start hurting yourself.
Link 9:10 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

I really don’t want to start living a more risky life. I enjoy being safe.
Link 9:04 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

Debating tools just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t. The quality of the brush doesn’t effect the quality of the art. It just doesn’t.
Link 8:58 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

I miss the old Matthias. Straight from the soul Matthias.
Link 8:23 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖓 removing his other videos because they're "poor quality" is wild. Please tell me someone backed them up. This man has a
Link 9:48 p.m. Apr 06, 2024, UTC-4

and decided if natural editing
Link 4:15 p.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

Last week my boss asked if I was bored, and I said no, but now I actually am.
Link 2:56 p.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

"All services are microservices if you ignore most of their features" XKCD #1988
Link 1:28 p.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

I love the Formatter Sublime package because the developer is like 'it's dumb that Sublime doesn't restore your cursor position when
Link 11:50 a.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

The Bananas have mic'd the opposing team pitcher.
Link 8:19 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

I’m so stressed we have to relax.
Link 5:19 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

I did not get enough sleep last night. But that just means we have to go bigger.
Link 2:24 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

It's weird how there's an hour from 12 to 1.
Link 1:16 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

Ah, HN moment. 'You have to trust someone. Even linux distribution builds aren't reproducible' 'I created a 100% reproducible linux distro'
Link 9:48 a.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

‘I miss the old Sublime’
Link 10:29 a.m. Apr 03, 2024, UTC-4

“Companies can’t just leech out of general population undisturbed”
Link 9:23 a.m. Apr 03, 2024, UTC-4

Etho hiding a chest full of shulker boxes under Beef's shulker store to exploit his lifetime supply is so funny.
Link 6:48 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

I just love Catppuccin because we can blow every other color scheme out of the water in terms of professionalism by sharing work.
Link 4:55 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

SMASH needs to make the find bar less aggressive: should automatically go away if you start typing in the prompt or switch tabs
Link 1:43 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

I'm going to put links on their own line for the rest of my life because of Gemini. Some ideas are just timeless.
Link 1:30 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

"every way you look at this you lose" -Mrs. Robinson
Link 11:41 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

The issue is that these companies do limited runs. The HP Dev One website is at least polite enough to say that the laptop has sold out.
Link 11:14 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

System76 will sell me a Linux laptop, so that's pretty cool.
Link 11:02 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

Dell and Lenovo both talk about how they support Linux officially, and they both have pages that claim to list their Linux laptop offerings,
Link 10:46 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

Linux users are so funny because they'll say things like 'I've been using Linux on Lenovo laptops for 10 years without any issues, except
Link 10:36 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

> given how important Debian is to their business, companies like Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, and Google, are already chomping at the bit to
Link 8:38 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

It's really dumb that `get` and `get_mut` are different. I don't know why it can't figure out whether I need a mutable or immutable
Link 10:27 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

I can't use `.get` if I want to mutate—and it doesn't matter that I know that mutating is perfectly reasonable. And it's not even a compiler
Link 10:10 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

It feels like there should be a distinction between someone who has their own way of how they want things to work and someone who has no
Link 10:04 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

The Rust culture is so annoying I'm sorry. I asked a question in the Rust question: I want to modify a HashMap value, and this guy is like
Link 10:01 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I'll be okay.
Link 3:27 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Let's fricking goooo
Link 2:47 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Link 1:48 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:19 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 10:00 a.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

One of the many reasons raid farms are OP is because they operate independently of the server mob cap.
Link 8:09 p.m. Mar 31, 2024, UTC-4

It’s difficult for me to relax when everyone else is relaxed.
Link 9:24 a.m. Mar 31, 2024, UTC-4

Why does God feed the birds of the air but I have to make myself two plain waffles?
Link 7:22 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I guess I did also eat a banana and an apple today so really it’s my fault.
Link 7:19 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I have discovered some spoons that have allowed me to make some waffles.
Link 7:17 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I'm just miserable and it's because I've only eaten 3 eggs and some corn puff things today and yeah.
Link 6:55 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I want to go so big that people know how to pronounce Matthias.
Link 7:46 a.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

Just read the SFC v Vizio initial filing. Big fan of when it says "That's the deal." Like sure. That's what I say in all my legal filings.
Link 8:41 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

It feels disrespectful to point out that these people are wrong because it is so obviously wrong that if they cared at all they would look
Link 4:12 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so stressed, and I do it to myself. Oh my word.
Link 4:09 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

`git stash show` not including untracked is evil.
Link 2:03 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

I am very smart lol
Link 12:58 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

Hardest problem in computer science is still naming things.
Link 11:49 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

I want to try going down to like 10/9/8px text on mobile on this website.
Link 11:33 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

SMASH 1.0 (our third major milestone, the project is currently pre-alpha) would support a plugin API for other types of interactive prompts
Link 11:27 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

If you use the same font size for mobile and desktop, you end up with a horizontal line length of like 35 characters on mobile.
Link 11:14 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

Fienberg's chat does a bit where if someone makes a typo people will say "MINOR TYPO!" and repeat the misspelling or whatever. But that's
Link 3:52 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Oh my word. We need to move faster.
Link 3:29 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

I am so stressed.
Link 1:28 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Anytime a HN comment uses “All I want…” you know it’s going to be good.
Link 12:08 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

I'm going to die of old age at like 45.
Link 11:04 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. My head hurts.
Link 9:46 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

I’m a freak. You can’t program for 8 hours during the day and come home and program for 3 hours at night unless something is wrong with you.
Link 8:49 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Rare Jason Snell bad take “smartphone is basically required for every human on planet earth”
Link 7:44 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Thinking about it, it seems like SMASH should resemble a POSIX compliant shell more than I originally intended. I originally intended to
Link 12:01 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

If I was using features that were at all weird, I wouldn't be complaining. But I'm trying to use flexbox to vertically center some text.
Link 8:59 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Browser compatibility bugs found working on SMASH: 1
Link 8:43 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Better dictation => https://withaqua.com/
Link 8:34 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Reading the SVG spec fight me
Link 7:58 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe when people say “know” or “understand” someone they mean “trust” them.
Link 5:18 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

How are these people allowed to make software.
Link 4:24 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Ah, the `for switch`, my beloved.
Link 1:20 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. Today is going to be a hard day.
Link 8:55 a.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

I'm addicted to programming. And I'm not going to stop. I'm too far gone. This is my life now.
Link 11:16 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

IRB's show_source can somehow find the definition location of methods declared by Rails using string interpolation and eval.
Link 3:14 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

'Do it for The King. What you know about that?'
Link 1:41 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

It would be very easy for SMASH to slip into not offering features because they're "too difficult."
Link 12:38 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

Bigger than this
Link 12:26 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

Feinberg is a confirmed Kenadian fan, so based.
Link 8:28 a.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

One of my favorite things about the lesbians in The Count is that it's one of the very few things in the book that The Count doesn't have
Link 11:54 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Rewatching this; I cannot believe it only has 2k views; it is a work of art. So well edited.
Link 7:55 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Bruh I had stuff I wanted to do today and instead I have to watch the Couri invitational vod
Link 7:46 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

I'm feeling really bitter today. I have to hold back from sassing everyone
Link 2:33 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Fight me. Love me.
Link 2:28 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Marketing is almost inherently aspirational. Which is interesting.
Link 11:04 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 10:03 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

The alternate Discord clients are now straight up using Electron.
Link 9:39 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning me.
Link 9:24 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Might become an EVE Online player. Thinking about it, I could throw a couple thousand hours of my life into it. Probably shouldn’t.
Link 9:19 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Aahhahhaa
Link 9:15 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

A bigger part of it is just that I don’t believe anyone will ever understand me. I know a lot of people. A lot of people. Who claim to
Link 11:54 p.m. Mar 24, 2024, UTC-4

The most radical realization of my life is that my time is not valuable.
Link 10:58 p.m. Mar 24, 2024, UTC-4

Victoria tallying the scores in her head and saying them out is so peak. Some people were built to host.
Link 12:37 a.m. Mar 24, 2024, UTC-4

"The Juice is loose"
Link 11:22 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

It’s the new wave of the future.
Link 4:36 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

It's crazy that I'm so young and so old
Link 4:03 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane back in '09.
Link 2:28 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

Okay I can't just send Alex's puzzle because it's 3 times Discord's character limit. It doesn't fit in the living room.
Link 1:20 a.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

Man. Okay. So I can't bring myself to send Alex's puzzle, because it doesn't fit. It's not good. It's like using a Lamborghini as decoration
Link 1:08 a.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

Grian "what I actually need is therapy" "it's on the list, right after my sheep farm" is so relatable.
Link 6:43 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

I have conceived of the cubical muffin.
Link 5:32 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

It's kind of impressive that Microsoft fumbled the OS so hard in the early 2000s.
Link 4:48 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

As far as I can tell, EVE Online is XKCD #569.
Link 4:19 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

Man I wish Framework had just one or two more designers. Like.
Link 4:08 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

I know there are a lot of criticisms of the Magic Mouse, but have you considered that you can flip it over and spin it around like a top?
Link 11:57 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

One of the commenters wanted to sync his music library between his phone and computer without a subscription, and like, that's not a service
Link 10:35 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

My other thought on the Apple lawsuit was that Apple's policies in many of the areas being considered have improved significantly since the
Link 10:25 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

The HN Apple monopoly lawsuit thread is so funny because everyone is airing their personal grievances with Apple.
Link 10:08 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:13 p.m. Mar 21, 2024, UTC-4

How's it going VC-backed infinite-growth technology-industry? Mermaid has raised 7.5 MILLION in VC funding to put charts in markdown.
Link 10:27 p.m. Mar 20, 2024, UTC-4

So right now the prompt in SMASH is locked to the bottom of the screen, but I think I only want it locked to the bottom when you have
Link 12:06 p.m. Mar 20, 2024, UTC-4

SMASH: button/mode that hides the scrollback history, and shows only the output of the last command
Link 9:56 a.m. Mar 20, 2024, UTC-4

Like I don't know what Hank Green was doing in 2015, but it wasn't this => https://good.store/
Link 7:40 p.m. Mar 19, 2024, UTC-4

I've never been a nerdfighter, in part because I think the label "nerdfighter" is a little cringe, but it's absolutely wild to look at
Link 7:24 p.m. Mar 19, 2024, UTC-4

What if SMASH was (eventually) a compatible terminal emulator? If the prompt dropped away when it detected a "full-screen" app like Vim?
Link 9:21 a.m. Mar 19, 2024, UTC-4

I've had the moment of clarity that I've needed to distill what Modern Minimalist actually is.
Link 10:35 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

To elaborate on my Rust thought the other day—because of the way that lifetimes and moving both work, adding a line that reads a variable
Link 9:38 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

When I predicted Etho last Thursday, I was not accounting for the fact that his video was going to be 53 minutes long. I thought it was
Link 7:06 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I'm kind of easily distracted.
Link 3:10 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

The Pizza analogy describes, really, the problems with over-modularization (of the sort that is particularly tempting in OOP, but which is
Link 2:57 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I could read *The Three Musketeers*, for more Dumas, but I watched the Barbie Three Musketeers as a kid (I had a sister), and that version
Link 2:16 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I love when someone links a source that includes a huge disclaimer. I hate that this website is "Matthias complains about people on the
Link 1:58 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

Count of Monte Cristo adaptation where the count is imprisoned in 1800 but escapes into the modern day.
Link 10:55 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I'm torn between wanting to watch Firefly for the experience, and wanting my only conception of the characters to be the XKCD versions.
Link 10:23 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I just vouched for a HN comment reading “Bro woke up with no gf :'(”
Link 9:46 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

Every variable in Rust is compile-time nullable.
Link 8:56 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

Why does unwrapping an optional require a move?
Link 8:16 a.m. Mar 17, 2024, UTC-5

I can't hate Rust because I know that I'm stumbling around like a blind man instead of reading and understanding the code that I'm writing,
Link 5:11 p.m. Mar 16, 2024, UTC-5

It's frustrating writing strictly-typed languages like Rust because documentation exists in this state where the compiler is assumed to have
Link 4:46 p.m. Mar 16, 2024, UTC-5

Making a tiny bit of progress on SMASH. It's super annoying because web-tech is the only thing that I know well enough to be confident I can
Link 9:15 p.m. Mar 14, 2024, UTC-5

It’s just so hard.
Link 9:36 a.m. Mar 13, 2024, UTC-4

My favorite cursed RegEx trick is that `[a-z]` matches letters between a and z but `[-az]` matches `-`, a, and z.
Link 2:18 p.m. Mar 12, 2024, UTC-4

Breaking news: The EU is drafting the "Make HN Happy Act," which requires that all electronic devices be capable of downloading code
Link 9:28 a.m. Mar 12, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. Today
Link 8:51 a.m. Mar 12, 2024, UTC-4

I have no chill. I am so stressed. Oh my word. Deep breath in. Deep breath out.
Link 11:10 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

There are a lot of good one-liners in The Count obviously, but one of my favorite is Faria explaining, well,
Link 10:02 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane 40 years ago.
Link 2:05 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

I wish I had time to make all the things I want to make. I'm almost certain Liteworks/TPC could work but I don't have the motivation or time
Link 1:12 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

Venting HN comment here
Link 11:21 a.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

Oh, why does my poor mouth hurt all the time.
Link 10:00 a.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

Game Changer S6E1 spoilers!
Link 2:58 p.m. Mar 10, 2024, UTC-4

It's such a scam that Game Changer releases every other week. That's like $3 an episode.
Link 2:29 p.m. Mar 10, 2024, UTC-4

I praise my eye for detail, but it's really largely that when something goes catastrophically wrong I look for the responsible details.
Link 11:34 a.m. Mar 10, 2024, UTC-4

I just don't understand why no one has solved portable package management yet. It's easier to create a Docker container with an overlay
Link 10:24 p.m. Mar 09, 2024, UTC-5

One of the key realizations of The Modern Minimalist is that some things just shouldn't scale. Some things should.
Link 6:19 p.m. Mar 09, 2024, UTC-5

This is ballsy because it's a little farther out, but I'm predicting Etho in 5 days. So Thursday.
Link 1:10 p.m. Mar 09, 2024, UTC-5

Didn't climb a tree today if I don't climb on tomorrow my brain is going to explode.
Link 10:40 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

Today in HN sorted by new text posts: > What if you opened a novelty restaurant, like in Vegas, where the main attraction is “the wold’s
Link 6:57 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

I'm going insane.
Link 4:39 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

"Give me the thing that I saw once when I was younger"
Link 4:01 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

programmings
Link 2:10 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

The worst thing about programmers (including myself) is that they think you can solve social problems by writing enough code.
Link 2:10 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

No joke HN user explaining how it would be better to download a folder of 13F forms and run a script to generate a CSV rather than having a
Link 1:53 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

I want to not write code today. I want to climb a tree.
Link 1:09 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

Throwing myself at the wall to see what sticks.
Link 11:44 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

nocom still blows my mind.
Link 11:31 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

So let me talk through this. Wbond is paid by SublimeHQ to host package control. No one else can host a different version of package
Link 9:38 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

I want to learn how to print and bind books. There are a lot of documents that I would like to bring into the realm of physical space. A
Link 8:44 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

"I had such high hopes for the minds of our generation, if we had some goals, we could reach out and take them."
Link 5:14 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Why would use the AWS CLI to ssh into the instance when I can just go to `/__better_errors` and use a shell at the last error.
Link 3:52 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Yes I did remove the markdown link; if you were wondering. It wasn't needed.
Link 1:54 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

I haven't written a markdown link in years; since discovering Gemini. It feels so familiar and yet so strange.
Link 1:34 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Some modern minimalist thoughts: Release early (before it's been 100% tested) Release quickly (small turn around time) Shouldn't be
Link 12:44 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Now what
Link 12:35 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

My 2 tab management tips: * Recognize that 99% of the time it's quicker to find something again than it is to find a tab containing it
Link 11:13 a.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

I wish I understood words. I wish I understood why "TWICE AND COUNTING" sounds so good.
Link 11:07 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I want there to be four things in the universe. Me, my mom, God, and orange slices.
Link 11:01 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I'm a listener, not a talker. When I try to talk, it sounds like this.
Link 8:42 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Active Record can "be used independently outside Rails" if you create a global struct called `Rails` and shim methods.
Link 8:20 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Where was the Rails source code hosted before Github was created with Rails?
Link 8:20 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

This is a post about how beautiful orange slices are. Possibly God's 4th greatest creation.* Orange, translucent, sweet. So liquid-y and yet
Link 6:40 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

The "regular functions CAN NOT capture outer state" of Grib also applies to Ruby. You need blocks to capture outer state.
Link 4:59 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

The advertising line for the Apple Studio Display is "Immerse yourself in a 5K dream." But I don't want to be immersed in a 5K dream; I want
Link 4:31 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I love Linux's OOM killer. It's so good and fun and useful. :D
Link 3:44 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Antonoff talked about when you find success either in music or in relationships you have to take off some of that amour—"I don't care what
Link 2:08 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Features that Sublime Text will literally never have for architectural reasons: Coloring find results a different color.
Link 1:16 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

"Here to Stay," Swingrowers
Link 9:32 a.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Hacker News users saying without saying "you shouldn't be able to do synchronous IO."
Link 8:59 a.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I'm not stubborn I'm just right. And the computer is wrong. And so there's no universe where I "give in" because it's just not possible. You
Link 11:13 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

I'm so hyped for SMASH because you can do stuff like buffering commands; like create a queue of commands to send once the previous one has
Link 10:06 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Read all of standard-in into a string, Ruby: `STDIN.read`. Honestly Ruby makes every other "scripting" language feel like C.
Link 9:57 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Day 8,000 of fricking killing it.
Link 6:29 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Link 5:36 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Bigger than this.
Link 3:54 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Crossed the hyperpop-Glitch boundary.
Link 1:47 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

This is what we fricking do.
Link 11:20 a.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

SMASH: scroll past end.
Link 10:14 a.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

It's funny getting recommended these "inappropriate hermitcraft" clips compilations because they're like 'haha he said wood' and I'm like :/
Link 10:23 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I think I caught the first half of the world-record stream, which was fun. Not the WR itself but the attempt before it.
Link 10:20 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

Feinberg AA WR again is crazy. So much fun. Just so much fun.
Link 10:17 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I am predicting Etho tomorrow.
Link 5:29 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I'm doing awful. or maybe awfully.
Link 9:44 a.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I wnrvturirhrvhrjebve. Rbjrgr r Brit r my brain hurts so much. It’s easy to convince myself that if I don’t attack people who slightly
Link 9:27 a.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

"Everything useful is bloated, and everything lightweight is useless" - Pigeon
Link 9:25 a.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I’m tired but I don’t want to go to bed.
Link 9:57 p.m. Mar 03, 2024, UTC-5

“Praise God from whom all blessings flow”
Link 11:14 p.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

I love indie software dev because the time from someone saying "going to try porting SerenityOS for the memes" in the
Link 6:49 p.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

Said goodbye to 910 days of uptime on Luther. I think everything came up okay, although I had to rebuild mod_wsgi like I always do.
Link 10:19 a.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

Crackgate!
Link 7:50 a.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

Hofstadter's problem with regards to AI is that he thought there would be one jump from unintelligent computers to intelligent computers,
Link 8:24 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

People are tearing Apple apart for supporting PWAs. Because they "feel" like Apple's PWA support isn't as good as Firefox. Firefox doesn't
Link 8:00 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

I love how all of the hermit agree that the primary use of the mail system is harassing Scar.
Link 6:34 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Joehills is low-energy ADHD.
Link 5:32 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Zig's might be the only type system I enjoy.
Link 4:09 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Guten morgan
Link 3:08 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

replaying every mistake ive ever made you know eating air going insane my mental is great listening to eljiuk
Link 2:54 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

I'm on so many drugs.
Link 2:53 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

ljnawdnaj kndajk wndjaknd kjanw dkjnawdj nawdn ajnd akjdn akjwdn kajnw dknawd how is this hour still not over?
Link 2:50 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

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Link 2:40 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

/ljnjbhypuvuggyv g utyvju vuyvuyv v gv uvuvuytvyutfvv tyv tyv tyv ytv yv gvtytvygtv gv g vgvygvtyvgtuyvguv uj vuvjuvuvuytvfytv vytvvytgvfv v
Link 2:22 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Yeah.
Link 2:04 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

For a while my Github bio was something about how I didn't like talking about coding, I like actually coding.
Link 2:02 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Going insane.
Link 11:50 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

I'm over React. It is a disaster and a nightmare to work with.
Link 11:37 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Submitting your mom to JS
Link 9:46 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Welcome to Spring. Happy Caravan Palace album day. Happy Tuesday. Good morning.
Link 9:17 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

> To avoid having gaps in my resume, I'm willing to work for free You can’t say that
Link 7:54 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

HN user: 'surely opening a man page doesn't allow for arbitrary code execution' Reply: 'yes it does'
Link 9:53 p.m. Feb 29, 2024, UTC-5