Thoughts

"or a silly mistake by me, but previously I was just as silly and everything worked fine"
Link 2:22 p.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

“Happy Friday Everybody!”
Link 1:24 p.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:42 a.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

=> https://thoughts.learnerpages.com/?show=a5e583fa-336c-4558-8648-7ed0d324eb5f I think you get a number with an infinite number of 0s,
Link 10:48 a.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:19 a.m. May 31, 2024, UTC-4

It is of course possible that in chasing truth of a lower, earthly, sort, I am missing the Truth which is of God.
Link 9:55 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

"Unless you know...yourself as nothing in comparison, you do not know God at all."
Link 9:53 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Lewis says pride is inherently competitive. I believe we are at the limits of the language here because "pride" is used in a lot of
Link 9:51 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe this is always a hard time of year for me.
Link 8:58 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

We gotta go so much bigger than this.
Link 4:10 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. My stoughmach hurts
Link 3:11 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I want to do great things. If I had done great things then maybe I could settle down but I haven't yet.
Link 3:03 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

At least HN text posts sorted by new are still absurd enough to break me out of my mindless stupor for a fraction of a moment.
Link 2:35 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

This shouldn't be difficult for me but it's so hard. It's so hard.
Link 2:23 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Are we going to be okay?
Link 1:09 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I need 800 hours worth of time.
Link 1:00 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. It is over.
Link 12:45 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I’m going insane
Link 12:36 p.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

My standard base assumption for a usable system is 8GB RAM, 1TB SSD. With the Framework price drop that's around $750, which isn't awful.
Link 10:01 a.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Where did this all go wrong.
Link 9:31 a.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 8:41 a.m. May 30, 2024, UTC-4

I think I underestimated how helpful it would be to have Stop Worrying written down for my future self. I reread it and it was helpful.
Link 11:50 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

"Anyone debating what house they'd be in a children's book is clearly Ravenclaw...that's what Ravenclaws do, they obsess over books."
Link 9:15 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

It's crazy how you have "technoblade clips" videos that recycle the same clips from his videos and iconic amazing clips like "getting chased
Link 8:57 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'd never survive as one of those superheros who beats everyone up because even if I physically could after like the third goon I'd start
Link 4:11 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Am I a bad person?
Link 3:42 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so easy to bait. This guy is like 'you could make browsers 3-4 orders of magnitude faster' and I have to spend hours of my day
Link 3:35 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Woohoo I'm going insane.
Link 3:30 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Who needs an IDE when you have `irb` and `debug`. `show_source` set a breakpoint, ah!
Link 12:43 p.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

They’re like ‘ah what a cruel twist of fate that the language designed to be easy to use is the most popular language.’
Link 8:48 a.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Yes, you’re very smart. If all websites were written in pure C they would use less memory.
Link 8:32 a.m. May 29, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:18 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with the Nortel ETF was that 1 person buying the stock forced the value of the stock up, which forced the ETFs to buy more of
Link 9:45 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Legend Lee Bird III
Link 9:21 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Well it is Tuesday. I am alive
Link 7:35 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Why does everyone hate JavaScript.
Link 4:43 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

I'm honestly not that worried about food waste because it's like 'oh no it's going to biodegrade' 'oh no we have more food than we need'
Link 4:19 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

I need to dunk my head underwater.
Link 4:00 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

"even unreasonable scruples"
Link 3:38 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Why is my right shoulder now bothering me? That's not right.
Link 3:31 p.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with Modern Minimalist is that it redefines minimal. But also, that's why we need it.
Link 11:24 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with the whole "total eclipse is 10x cooler than a partial eclipse" is that coolness is subjective and is as much a function of
Link 11:08 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

The Red Hat ecosystem is funny because there are like 10 different distributions being built from fundamentally the same sources.
Link 10:17 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 10:05 a.m. May 28, 2024, UTC-4

An all-in-one washer-dryer would be life-changing for me. One of the things I learned from modded Minecraft is that there's a huge
Link 11:26 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-4

Ross Bryant has me researching swing dancing.
Link 8:59 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-4

Go did morning team
Link 2:24 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-5

“LIFE’S TOO EZ”
Link 1:46 p.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-5

z is so frustrating because it sounds so correct and it's just not.
Link 10:40 a.m. May 27, 2024, UTC-5

Interesting.
Link 4:25 p.m. May 26, 2024, UTC-5

We’re almost whiskers
Link 10:04 a.m. May 26, 2024, UTC-5

It is illegal to watch Spinal Tap
Link 9:02 p.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-5

It’s very difficult to meta-analyze my social anxiety precisely because I have social anxiety. So I’ll say “I’m afraid of being insulted”
Link 7:41 p.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-5

Good morning. HN is back with more bad takes.
Link 11:43 a.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-5

HN is down what am I supposed to do.
Link 9:56 a.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 7:20 a.m. May 25, 2024, UTC-4

Youtube will not stop recommending me cars-are-bad liberal propaganda videos. I'm going to start believing there's some conspiracy because
Link 6:22 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

I found some old pictures of long-hair Matthias and it’s so off putting. Like someone stole my face.
Link 5:12 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

HN commenter insisting that Apple is playing a prank by requiring a 35 lb jig to replace the battery.
Link 3:52 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

“65% more bullet per bullet.”
Link 12:37 p.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

Listening to songs Bellion produced since he’s not releasing new music.
Link 9:29 a.m. May 24, 2024, UTC-4

I'm tired. I should go to bed now.
Link 10:14 p.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

I say in Stop Worrying at one point that "the less time you spend on work, the more important the time that you spend is." There's probably
Link 8:48 p.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

It feels like even at the best times I'm neutral about talking to people, which would be fine except that I want to like it. I don't want to
Link 7:42 p.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

I’m sorry.
Link 10:43 a.m. May 23, 2024, UTC-4

It's honestly cheesy how you can invent any game in Minecraft and Fienberg just wins.
Link 11:41 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

You just don’t pick up, your first time though, that Madame Danglars canonically has slept with three different characters.
Link 9:16 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

I don’t know if I’m going to make it.
Link 6:19 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

See, you just have to never go outside and then you’ll be safe.
Link 1:30 p.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

Seasons are cancelled!
Link 9:02 a.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

The count not telling Bertuccio that Villefort is alive might be the evilest thing he does.
Link 12:48 a.m. May 22, 2024, UTC-4

It's weird how as I get better at programming it takes more effort because I'm doing more quicker.
Link 9:32 p.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I'll be alive.
Link 8:32 p.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

This is a reminder for myself.
Link 2:00 p.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so confused.
Link 11:52 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning baby. It’s over.
Link 10:56 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

"I'm like Boaz without his wife...ruthless"
Link 10:34 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Another iconic comment about how Linux works perfectly (except that the WiFi sometimes drops out).
Link 9:37 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:11 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

I have to invent a new way of playing Minecraft. It feels like there should be a play style or a gamemode somewhere in between speedrunning
Link 8:34 a.m. May 21, 2024, UTC-4

The tertiary characters in The Count are so good because they provide a sort of exaggerated 3rd-party reaction to the events.
Link 10:20 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

I'm on so many drugs
Link 9:03 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

What did I say about Ruby programmers and bad regular expressions?
Link 3:24 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

And I'm out, poof!
Link 12:17 p.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:14 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

It’s because of the homophobia—it’s so easy to cut her B-plot out of any adaptation or summary or analysis. Like yes arranged marriages are
Link 10:12 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

0 hits on AO3 for “Eugénie Danglars” we’re in shambles.
Link 9:56 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I’ll be alive.
Link 9:20 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

I feel like a freak.
Link 8:50 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning
Link 8:11 a.m. May 20, 2024, UTC-4

Take two: steps for running blink with microzig:
Link 6:20 p.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

Actually flowers should allow for arbitrary shapes, just limited colors and limited interactivity.
Link 4:44 p.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

“You are the only woman I know who is so generous in speaking about others of your own sex”
Link 12:05 p.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

An interesting thought occurs to me: the good guys tend to be Bonapartist in The Count.
Link 9:52 a.m. May 19, 2024, UTC-4

I still don’t understand the count and Haydée’s relationship.
Link 9:49 p.m. May 18, 2024, UTC-4

‘What do you mean by unlimited credit? Well, unlimited, you know the word, do you not? Yes I know the word, that’s not the question. But I’d
Link 6:18 p.m. May 18, 2024, UTC-4

I’m going insane and I’m doing it to myself.
Link 12:57 p.m. May 18, 2024, UTC-4

Drugs
Link 4:45 p.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

Woohoo baby
Link 1:47 p.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

Forced non compliance
Link 9:39 a.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

One of these days I'm going to die.
Link 9:35 a.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

Christianity and microwave dinners.
Link 7:40 a.m. May 17, 2024, UTC-4

It really feels like we're living in medieval times when it comes to UI design. We don't have the terminology to describe it.
Link 9:55 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

This is an excellent point
Link 8:35 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

im so dead
Link 4:21 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

hello world
Link 4:21 p.m. May 16, 2024, UTC-4

Oh yeah Illumina's canceled. Everyone's canceled. Don't even get me started on Couriway.
Link 9:44 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I’m the sad Matthias. Good morning.
Link 6:28 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

"Simple as possible but not simpler."
Link 3:59 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I miss Jony Ive. I'm looking at getting a 2017 Macbook because they peaked man.
Link 3:50 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Today is a hard day
Link 3:22 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

You know, when I was kid, I expected the world would be bigger. Like it is bigger than the things that I see but it's not, you know.
Link 2:26 p.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I should have given up months ago when I discovered documents covered under the GNU Free Document License (like the GNU manuals and the GPL
Link 11:27 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

I keep thinking I'm going to find answers about what open source is and it's just https://xkcd.com/1095/
Link 11:14 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Get jerbaited
Link 10:02 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:20 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Software licensing is such a mess. I had 700 characters of confusion going on here but I deleted them because I think I now get it. Maybe.
Link 12:37 a.m. May 15, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe Steve Jobs was wrong. Maybe we need computers that are too big for you to throw out of a window.
Link 10:50 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

> Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest
Link 8:35 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

I don’t know what I’m talking about.
Link 2:31 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

"help": "I'm trapped inside a package-lock.json factory."
Link 2:12 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:58 p.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

Crazy all night
Link 11:27 a.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

Today in HN sorted by new: a total 3x the listed cost of the item! "this has to be illegal"
Link 9:36 a.m. May 14, 2024, UTC-4

We're so back
Link 8:26 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Warp doesn't support ctrl+t to swap letters. That's a deal breaker, sorry.
Link 3:39 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

You can tell that there is not justice in the world because Die Young by Sylvan Esso is not on the top of the charts.
Link 3:10 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

mew
Link 2:36 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Ooh, cantilever
Link 1:44 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Link 1:13 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Technoblade never dies.
Link 12:21 p.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

I don't want to pick my own doctor or therapist and read reviews and look at pictures of them like what the heck.
Link 10:48 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Link 10:46 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Remember, the queen is dead.
Link 10:09 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

This is a test of the SAMP
Link 10:05 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

dont you think its boring how people talk
Link 9:34 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

The problem is that I've run out of things to do that are fun and mildly-self destructive without being really self-destructive. Like woohoo
Link 9:29 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. Running on alkaline gasoline this morning.
Link 9:17 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

I have never made a good decision in my life however I have beaten Hurtin’ Hermits
Link 12:38 a.m. May 13, 2024, UTC-4

See, everyone lives their lives in fear. Most people live in fear of irrational things like doing a handstand. I live my life in fear of
Link 11:53 a.m. May 12, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:26 p.m. May 11, 2024, UTC-4

Why is music discovery so focused on new music? I want to listen to the self-titled album from some band with 1 popular song from 2003.
Link 3:07 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

Debian stable's philosophy (do not upgrade because new features imply new bugs) is exactly opposed to the modern-minimalist philosophy.
Link 2:57 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

It's funny to me the lines between the skeptics and rationalists today and Descartes or earlier philosophers. Because they're talking about
Link 1:33 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

My poor brain.
Link 1:17 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

You’re not paying me to access my website. You get what I give you and you don’t fricking complain.
Link 1:15 p.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

I just feel like there's a speed limit sometimes.
Link 11:34 a.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

I just don't know why I make websites when the people on Hacker News are going to go in with their content blockers and remove random
Link 11:11 a.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

I'm at least glad that we're in the normal state of the world—which is that Apple's being criticized for random BS instead of the quality of
Link 10:09 a.m. May 10, 2024, UTC-4

.,/‘“^•~,__,=^*
Link 4:10 p.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

One of the best tests of software UX robustness is that you should be able to walk away for 30 minutes at any points and come back and
Link 3:36 p.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:50 a.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:15 a.m. May 09, 2024, UTC-4

I've actually never done drugs in my life I'm just bored and lonely
Link 9:36 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I'm on so many drugs it's funny.
Link 9:36 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I’m on so many drugs
Link 8:21 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

So many vampire references in the count. It’s so funny. It’s weird.
Link 7:50 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

"And now I just sit in silence."
Link 3:54 p.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

Easy wins.
Link 10:03 a.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I don’t value being happy and then I’m not happy and it’s like yeah.
Link 9:13 a.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane in 2029.
Link 9:08 a.m. May 08, 2024, UTC-4

Max ‘I save someone’s life every September 5th’ Morrel
Link 11:05 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I'm working on a theory that schwa was invented by linguists to make their job easier. "eh-qua-neh-mehs"
Link 5:01 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Buss's translation is funny because it's the most modern translation and it's from 1996 but it's still written in a super literary and
Link 4:47 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

It's important to remember that bob is an English word.
Link 4:36 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Brooo today is not a real day I'm so done.
Link 4:32 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I am anti-social I am proto-social
Link 4:10 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I need to password protect this site. I have shame.
Link 12:18 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I am running from all other people simultaneously, and I know I’m going to have to stop at some point but it’s not right now.
Link 12:18 p.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I’m so bored.
Link 11:46 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

"People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware."
Link 10:01 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

I need life. And food.
Link 8:27 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

It’s just hard because I want everything to be perfect. Perfect code and perfect people and perfect weather.
Link 8:25 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Lucidity.
Link 8:21 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Matthias's meta-programming tier list
Link 7:55 a.m. May 07, 2024, UTC-4

Just joined Feinberg's stream to an AA world record, that's how it goes.
Link 7:20 p.m. May 06, 2024, UTC-4

I once went insane.
Link 1:39 p.m. May 06, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning chat
Link 9:15 a.m. May 06, 2024, UTC-4

"You have to feel dumb sometimes in order to feel smart other times. You can't always feel smart."
Link 8:18 p.m. May 05, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I’ll be a real person.
Link 1:55 p.m. May 05, 2024, UTC-4

I’m going to explode. It should not be this hard. I just have to make it home I think.
Link 9:25 a.m. May 05, 2024, UTC-4

1480 CO2 so that probably isn’t helping me right now.
Link 10:06 p.m. May 04, 2024, UTC-4

Fienberg wins his first MCC.
Link 6:55 p.m. May 04, 2024, UTC-4

It's just over. If I haven't done something with my life by now I don't know why I would in the future.
Link 7:55 a.m. May 04, 2024, UTC-4

Dragging to re-arrange windows doesn't work nearly as well on a trackpad as it does with a mouse.
Link 3:32 p.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

IBM Plex Mono Bold looks so much better than it should. I've been rolling IBM Plex Mono for a little while. It has some character.
Link 2:48 p.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

I think SMASH is weird because it's easy to get carried away with the same mentality as the Aux project—adding features that I can add, not
Link 11:27 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

I almost wish I had grown up using Linux because there’s a certain beauty to just forking a new Linux distro in response to any problem.
Link 10:38 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

Yes I did read part of The Poignant Guide the other day. You can tell because it effects my writing style. Short sentences and "synergy"
Link 9:59 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

There are some social issues that are like a fulcrum and lever (or more commonly, a wedge): what should be a small issue is amplified and
Link 9:59 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

For those not as up-to-date on the French Revolution or the Nix drama, the Nix foundation has recently convened a “constitutional assembly”
Link 9:58 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

If I were a troll, which I’m not, I would go on the nix governance zulip and make several strongly worded comments in favor of term limits.
Link 9:07 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

What if we pronounced it comp-uter instead of com-puter
Link 7:18 a.m. May 03, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane back in ‘09.
Link 9:44 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

What's the over-under on Feinberg setting a record for most gold in Sands of Time on Saturday?
Link 8:06 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so hot. It's driving me crazy.
Link 4:55 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

I didn't realize Oracle was still selling Solaris.
Link 4:51 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

Oh my word. It's okay. We're doing great.
Link 2:13 p.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

My favorite Pandora feature is how it complains about my ad blocker being on, despite the fact that I am morally opposed to ad blockers
Link 11:44 a.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

The problem with Zig is that we don't have any good quotes yet. Lisp, JavaScript, Ruby, they have words. Things have been said about them.
Link 11:10 a.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

I hate Thursdays. It's not even a real day, it's a parasite that mimics Fridays so that it can suck the soul out of me.
Link 9:21 a.m. May 02, 2024, UTC-4

Watching the hannahxxrose + Feinberg Hoplite event oh my word.
Link 10:20 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I have so many thoughts. Vercel is a nice word. Colby jack cheese looks nice. The masks on the cover of the Count are a good choice. Your
mom is pretty cool. Drugs are bad. I’m really judgmental for some reason. It would be possible for me to spend the rest of my life like this. Copyright should be 20 years and is indicative of the government’s inclination to prop up existing systems rather than solve problems. Yeah. But I don’t even know if it’s worth writing them down.
Link 9:12 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I haven’t been happy in years.
Link 9:01 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

Crazy how there’s a reference to Rothschild. I mean, yep.
Link 7:21 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

“and the count already putting on his clown’s costume”
Link 6:18 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I love dependabot. I'm so glad we have the latest version of acorn (a library we don't use in any way) installed.
Link 4:14 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

It's just, with the spiders right now, you know...
Link 3:36 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

Computers are, in all ways, the servants of those who bother to understand how they work.
Link 2:14 p.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I’m not sure I could place Massachusetts on a map. If you told me it wasn’t a state I’d probably believe you.
Link 11:52 a.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

Branches are the variables of git, not the values.
Link 11:21 a.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

I just feel like I’m doing something wrong.
Link 8:44 a.m. May 01, 2024, UTC-4

The Count is a psychopath and the fact that I am obsessed with him is concerning.
Link 8:52 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Again, parts of The Count that you just have to cut because they’re just too weird: The countess G— feels unwell and goes home immediately
Link 8:33 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Interesting footnote here in the Buss translation about the history of the Vampire myth. Discussing an allusion to Lord Ruthwen
Link 8:23 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

“Italian women at least have this over their French sisters–that they are faithful in their infidelity“
Link 8:18 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

‘You know when you’re in line at the bank and the person in front of you feels
Link 8:18 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Is it bad that I'm considering paying for Pandora premium? I can ask for a station based off a song and it can play similar songs for hours.
Link 2:46 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

I can feel my arms atrophying.
Link 2:20 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

Don't tell me what to do.
Link 1:10 p.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

No God but God
Link 11:04 a.m. Apr 30, 2024, UTC-4

ChatGPT is great because you start your message with "I have anxiety" and it totally adopts the tone of a therapist.
Link 6:53 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

You can tell that I'm a fool because of how it is yes drawing time nope
Link 4:02 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Have I mentioned all software is bad recently?
Link 3:59 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Lip drugs friday 78º in here
Link 3:41 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

maybe someday
Link 3:27 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'll fall in love with anyone.
Link 2:16 p.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Something’s really bothering me and I don’t know what it is.
Link 9:58 a.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

Going insane.
Link 9:43 a.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

I’m angry. It’s not good.
Link 9:00 a.m. Apr 29, 2024, UTC-4

For security reasons, Zig's package manager requires that packages have their hash included in the dependency file. For development,
Link 1:28 p.m. Apr 28, 2024, UTC-4

It's funny because there was a time from (roughly) 2017-2022 when my sanity decreased roughly linearly and on Twitter and here I felt like I
Link 9:59 p.m. Apr 27, 2024, UTC-4

Kirkland soft and chewy granola bars have been acquired.
Link 11:27 a.m. Apr 27, 2024, UTC-4

I'm just so hungry and eating hurts so much.
Link 8:52 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Installing MicroZig is easy! Step 1: Go to downloads.microzig.tech Step 2: Click on examples
Link 7:19 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

I hate strictly typed languages so badly. So badly. This is about Zig. This is miserable.
Link 7:02 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Gem opened with a fixed camera shot. Even if Joe's content isn't widespread his influence is.
Link 6:17 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

"I don't need drugs, 'cuz I'm already high enough."
Link 4:38 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

I was like, 'I bet the company that has graphite.io is a modern tech company with a slick website' and I went to the website and sure enough
Link 3:48 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Ah yes.
Link 1:28 p.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Dank memes.
Link 11:01 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

"We are not going to stop broadcasting. Broadcasting is here to stay."
Link 9:58 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe I should. Maybe I should explain that I find it disrespectful to what I do as a JS programmer when people assume that all JS is bad.
Link 9:03 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

I just be hate walking into a conversation where the other person’s assumption of me is that I’m a bad or stupid person. I don’t want to
Link 9:01 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

People are just so scared. Most JavaScript programmers are not writing fingerprinting scripts to track you across the internet.
Link 8:39 a.m. Apr 26, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe I’m the person I used to be and also a bunch of other people.
Link 5:27 p.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 2:00 p.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

One of the great things about weird things is that there’s always the possibility that it connects to larger things.
Link 10:44 a.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

I hear all these people saying that I’m not smart enough and that I’m not working hard enough and I don’t think they actually exist. I think
Link 8:49 a.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

> The web is for documents. This hasn’t been true since the 1995 SpaceJam website used tables to lay out buttons in a circle.
Link 8:02 a.m. Apr 25, 2024, UTC-4

Glowing Eyes, Ruby, Lovely off RaB are really good.
Link 11:27 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

This is the Matthias Portzel show, and no one, and I mean no one, is doing what I'm doing.
Link 10:28 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

Ruby has both `and` and `&&` and `||` and `or`, and I don't have a strong opinion one way or another but why do you have both???
Link 4:15 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

"Barely even putting effort in this, effortless, imagine if I did try"
Link 4:00 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

Ah, oh no
Link 2:22 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

There's a set-up-to-fail syndrome in moderation as well.
Link 12:13 p.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 11:06 a.m. Apr 24, 2024, UTC-4

I am constantly inspired by how young the computer industry is. Apple and Microsoft are still battling for the desktop computer market.
Link 9:06 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

My left shoulder is still bothering me...
Link 8:19 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

Solderpunk is writing an HTTP server, Gemini is so over.
Link 4:29 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

The software license of the day is the Boost Software License 1.0, which is based on the MIT license but requires attribution only in the
Link 4:07 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

My brain is so backlogged. So many thoughts I need to think before I can think other thoughts. Ahhah.
Link 2:35 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

Link 2:02 p.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

I think my favorite part of IRC is how it is completely and utterly unusable on mobile.
Link 11:14 a.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

Lindsey Stirling on Bandcamp, iconic, we love her.
Link 9:32 a.m. Apr 23, 2024, UTC-4

"And I'm not really a not-carrying-a-chin-up-bar person"
Link 1:50 p.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

So in theory this site was going to be red during the fall but I waited so long to change it to blue for winter that winter is now over and
Link 1:30 p.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

Link 10:42 a.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

Open Collective Foundation (OCF) is shutting down. Gosh the actual frick.
Link 10:20 a.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

HN text posts sorted by new: “Which book your reading and why (Non-fiction Only)” 1 reply: [4 fiction books]
Link 9:11 a.m. Apr 22, 2024, UTC-4

The fact that I have no canker-sores and then I now have 5 that have all popped up at the same time makes me think it’s a diet thing and not
Link 9:11 p.m. Apr 21, 2024, UTC-4

‘Your Spirit, which is mending brokenness in ways that the eyes cannot see’
Link 9:43 a.m. Apr 21, 2024, UTC-4

All we’re freaking doing here is Christianity.
Link 9:43 a.m. Apr 21, 2024, UTC-4

One of my biggest personality flaws is that I get insulted by things that weren't insults or weren't directed at me.
Link 11:36 p.m. Apr 20, 2024, UTC-4

It's me, the shill.
Link 12:06 p.m. Apr 20, 2024, UTC-4

"Putting the hot in hotbar"
Link 10:55 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

I watched *Escape the Greenroom* again. What an episode of television.
Link 10:26 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

I really need to make a Firefox bug report for https://ourjseditor.com/program/rFgwNx
Link 3:13 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

"These are crazy times down at Costello music"
Link 1:49 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

Beginnings of 4 canker sores today.
Link 12:35 p.m. Apr 19, 2024, UTC-4

The fact that Jake delivered what is possibly the best acting in Game Changer history in Sam Says 3 and then lost 4 points for it is iconic
Link 9:02 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

I don't know if I'm going to make it.
Link 2:38 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

I'm going to cry
Link 2:20 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 1:02 p.m. Apr 18, 2024, UTC-4

When the frick is the yield curve going to un-invert.
Link 10:25 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Nothing like doing 50 in a 35.
Link 9:02 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls Me: 😍 Dakota Stilts, the tallest man in Baseball.
Link 12:17 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Slits is such fricking goals => https://youtu.be/ivMvrfp1kqU I don’t know if this is normal but I love him so much. Talk about sexy movement
Link 12:15 p.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

For some of us, "good enough" isn't good enough.
Link 10:17 a.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

People will pretty much never admit to your face that they were wrong and you changed their mind. So if you're playing the game of
Link 9:42 a.m. Apr 17, 2024, UTC-4

Boredom is a myth invented by the entertainment companies.
Link 9:46 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Hacker News is such a bad website. It's talking to talk. And it's great. It's people just saying things.
Link 9:10 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

I love Joehills so much because everything he does very clearly makes perfect sense to him. It does not make any sense to anyone else.
Link 8:05 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Jess going 'I want my real name to be associated with these takes' is so funny. I love that.
Link 6:48 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 2:27 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Remember, the most oppressed class is young girls.
Link 2:23 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Another iconic code review from ljharb, "arr.push(item) can be converted to arr[arr.length] = item...it's more methods that could be
Link 2:16 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:31 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Does this mean I'm entering my K-pop era?
Link 12:21 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

> anti-ti-ti-ti fragile, fragile > anti-ti-ti-ti fragile > anti-ti-ti-ti fragile, fragile > Anti! Fragile! > Anti! Fragile!
Link 12:19 p.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Huh, React has a `memo` function that lets the child component decide when it re-renders.
Link 9:00 a.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Welcome to the internet.
Link 8:24 a.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

Has anyone double checked that I’m not one of the 300000 beetle species?
Link 7:24 a.m. Apr 16, 2024, UTC-4

I can't believe observers were added in 2016. They feel so new.
Link 7:28 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Sometimes I feel like all philosophy and religion is a scam and the key to true happiness is food and sleep.
Link 2:57 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

I survived on 7 hours of sleep for most of high school, so I know I can do it, so some nights I try. But man I'm tired the next day.
Link 2:06 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

`foo(:bar)` in Ruby passes the symbol `:bar` to the function `foo` `foo(bar:)` in Ruby is syntax sugar for `foo({ :bar => bar })`, creating
Link 1:23 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning Matthias.
Link 12:36 p.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Killing it for year 8,000 in a row
Link 11:04 a.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

I listened to Screen, twenty one pilots, the other day and the Christian context really struck me.
Link 9:04 a.m. Apr 15, 2024, UTC-4

Late night bedwars is like a drug and I'm like a relapsing addict.
Link 11:19 p.m. Apr 14, 2024, UTC-4

“It’s just enough to be strong in the broken places”
Link 12:04 p.m. Apr 14, 2024, UTC-4

Why is *Apple* making a movie about how they faked the moon landing??
Link 7:41 a.m. Apr 14, 2024, UTC-4

Why are they making a movie about how they faked the moon landing.
Link 10:19 p.m. Apr 12, 2024, UTC-4

Man I miss 2017 me_irl. The self referential meaningless memes. No call to action, not really any punchline. Just people relaxing and
Link 8:39 p.m. Apr 12, 2024, UTC-4

I just can’t do it. I’m just so hard on myself and I’m convinced that everyone else hates me more than I hate myself.
Link 11:20 p.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 9:47 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

There is so many fluids inside of me that would like to come out. (alergies)
Link 9:23 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

The mechanics of call/cc are the same as the mechanics of Primer.
Link 8:55 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

“i cannot be compared, neither greater, nor less, nor equal to nothing”
Link 8:03 a.m. Apr 11, 2024, UTC-4

Another Game Changer episode that I am unable to watch without pausing to laugh and walk around.
Link 9:16 p.m. Apr 10, 2024, UTC-4

I had a dream the other night that VIP turned into a horror show after the first couple of episodes. Vic had god-like powers that allowed
Link 12:28 p.m. Apr 10, 2024, UTC-4

Did you miss me?
Link 9:03 a.m. Apr 10, 2024, UTC-4

the most important parts of perfection
Link 10:01 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

Interesting thought: the fact that I am often disappointed in the reality of relationships or interactions may mean that I’m fantasizing
Link 10:01 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

I have no fricking idea what is going on over at Are.na but man the emotions.
Link 9:20 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

If I were running Cohost, (aside from moving infra to Cloudflare) I'd require you to pay to make more than 10 posts per month.
Link 9:06 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

This is kind of evil but I cannot look at Cohost's financials without my brain screaming at me that they're spending 5k a month on CDN
Link 8:16 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

You either have to make a large amount of money off of a small percentage of users, or a small amount of money off a large percentage of
Link 7:55 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 1:18 p.m. Apr 09, 2024, UTC-4

It’s started!
Link 2:03 p.m. Apr 08, 2024, UTC-4

The problem is if you’re too safe you start hurting yourself.
Link 9:10 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

I really don’t want to start living a more risky life. I enjoy being safe.
Link 9:04 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

Debating tools just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t. The quality of the brush doesn’t effect the quality of the art. It just doesn’t.
Link 8:58 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

I miss the old Matthias. Straight from the soul Matthias.
Link 8:23 p.m. Apr 07, 2024, UTC-4

𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖓 removing his other videos because they're "poor quality" is wild. Please tell me someone backed them up. This man has a
Link 9:48 p.m. Apr 06, 2024, UTC-4

and decided if natural editing
Link 4:15 p.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

Last week my boss asked if I was bored, and I said no, but now I actually am.
Link 2:56 p.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

"All services are microservices if you ignore most of their features" XKCD #1988
Link 1:28 p.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

I love the Formatter Sublime package because the developer is like 'it's dumb that Sublime doesn't restore your cursor position when
Link 11:50 a.m. Apr 05, 2024, UTC-4

The Bananas have mic'd the opposing team pitcher.
Link 8:19 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

I’m so stressed we have to relax.
Link 5:19 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

I did not get enough sleep last night. But that just means we have to go bigger.
Link 2:24 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

It's weird how there's an hour from 12 to 1.
Link 1:16 p.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

Ah, HN moment. 'You have to trust someone. Even linux distribution builds aren't reproducible' 'I created a 100% reproducible linux distro'
Link 9:48 a.m. Apr 04, 2024, UTC-4

‘I miss the old Sublime’
Link 10:29 a.m. Apr 03, 2024, UTC-4

“Companies can’t just leech out of general population undisturbed”
Link 9:23 a.m. Apr 03, 2024, UTC-4

Etho hiding a chest full of shulker boxes under Beef's shulker store to exploit his lifetime supply is so funny.
Link 6:48 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

I just love Catppuccin because we can blow every other color scheme out of the water in terms of professionalism by sharing work.
Link 4:55 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

SMASH needs to make the find bar less aggressive: should automatically go away if you start typing in the prompt or switch tabs
Link 1:43 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

I'm going to put links on their own line for the rest of my life because of Gemini. Some ideas are just timeless.
Link 1:30 p.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

"every way you look at this you lose" -Mrs. Robinson
Link 11:41 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

The issue is that these companies do limited runs. The HP Dev One website is at least polite enough to say that the laptop has sold out.
Link 11:14 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

System76 will sell me a Linux laptop, so that's pretty cool.
Link 11:02 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

Dell and Lenovo both talk about how they support Linux officially, and they both have pages that claim to list their Linux laptop offerings,
Link 10:46 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

Linux users are so funny because they'll say things like 'I've been using Linux on Lenovo laptops for 10 years without any issues, except
Link 10:36 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

> given how important Debian is to their business, companies like Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, and Google, are already chomping at the bit to
Link 8:38 a.m. Apr 02, 2024, UTC-4

It's really dumb that `get` and `get_mut` are different. I don't know why it can't figure out whether I need a mutable or immutable
Link 10:27 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

I can't use `.get` if I want to mutate—and it doesn't matter that I know that mutating is perfectly reasonable. And it's not even a compiler
Link 10:10 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

It feels like there should be a distinction between someone who has their own way of how they want things to work and someone who has no
Link 10:04 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

The Rust culture is so annoying I'm sorry. I asked a question in the Rust question: I want to modify a HashMap value, and this guy is like
Link 10:01 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe one day I'll be okay.
Link 3:27 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Let's fricking goooo
Link 2:47 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Link 1:48 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:19 p.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 10:00 a.m. Apr 01, 2024, UTC-4

One of the many reasons raid farms are OP is because they operate independently of the server mob cap.
Link 8:09 p.m. Mar 31, 2024, UTC-4

It’s difficult for me to relax when everyone else is relaxed.
Link 9:24 a.m. Mar 31, 2024, UTC-4

Why does God feed the birds of the air but I have to make myself two plain waffles?
Link 7:22 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I guess I did also eat a banana and an apple today so really it’s my fault.
Link 7:19 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I have discovered some spoons that have allowed me to make some waffles.
Link 7:17 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I'm just miserable and it's because I've only eaten 3 eggs and some corn puff things today and yeah.
Link 6:55 p.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

I want to go so big that people know how to pronounce Matthias.
Link 7:46 a.m. Mar 30, 2024, UTC-4

Just read the SFC v Vizio initial filing. Big fan of when it says "That's the deal." Like sure. That's what I say in all my legal filings.
Link 8:41 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

It feels disrespectful to point out that these people are wrong because it is so obviously wrong that if they cared at all they would look
Link 4:12 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

I'm so stressed, and I do it to myself. Oh my word.
Link 4:09 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

`git stash show` not including untracked is evil.
Link 2:03 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

I am very smart lol
Link 12:58 p.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

Hardest problem in computer science is still naming things.
Link 11:49 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

I want to try going down to like 10/9/8px text on mobile on this website.
Link 11:33 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

SMASH 1.0 (our third major milestone, the project is currently pre-alpha) would support a plugin API for other types of interactive prompts
Link 11:27 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

If you use the same font size for mobile and desktop, you end up with a horizontal line length of like 35 characters on mobile.
Link 11:14 a.m. Mar 29, 2024, UTC-4

Fienberg's chat does a bit where if someone makes a typo people will say "MINOR TYPO!" and repeat the misspelling or whatever. But that's
Link 3:52 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Oh my word. We need to move faster.
Link 3:29 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

I am so stressed.
Link 1:28 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Anytime a HN comment uses “All I want…” you know it’s going to be good.
Link 12:08 p.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

I'm going to die of old age at like 45.
Link 11:04 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. My head hurts.
Link 9:46 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

I’m a freak. You can’t program for 8 hours during the day and come home and program for 3 hours at night unless something is wrong with you.
Link 8:49 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Rare Jason Snell bad take “smartphone is basically required for every human on planet earth”
Link 7:44 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

Thinking about it, it seems like SMASH should resemble a POSIX compliant shell more than I originally intended. I originally intended to
Link 12:01 a.m. Mar 28, 2024, UTC-4

If I was using features that were at all weird, I wouldn't be complaining. But I'm trying to use flexbox to vertically center some text.
Link 8:59 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Browser compatibility bugs found working on SMASH: 1
Link 8:43 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Better dictation => https://withaqua.com/
Link 8:34 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Reading the SVG spec fight me
Link 7:58 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Maybe when people say “know” or “understand” someone they mean “trust” them.
Link 5:18 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

How are these people allowed to make software.
Link 4:24 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Ah, the `for switch`, my beloved.
Link 1:20 p.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. Today is going to be a hard day.
Link 8:55 a.m. Mar 27, 2024, UTC-4

I'm addicted to programming. And I'm not going to stop. I'm too far gone. This is my life now.
Link 11:16 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

IRB's show_source can somehow find the definition location of methods declared by Rails using string interpolation and eval.
Link 3:14 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

'Do it for The King. What you know about that?'
Link 1:41 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

It would be very easy for SMASH to slip into not offering features because they're "too difficult."
Link 12:38 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

Bigger than this
Link 12:26 p.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

Feinberg is a confirmed Kenadian fan, so based.
Link 8:28 a.m. Mar 26, 2024, UTC-4

One of my favorite things about the lesbians in The Count is that it's one of the very few things in the book that The Count doesn't have
Link 11:54 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Rewatching this; I cannot believe it only has 2k views; it is a work of art. So well edited.
Link 7:55 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Bruh I had stuff I wanted to do today and instead I have to watch the Couri invitational vod
Link 7:46 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

I'm feeling really bitter today. I have to hold back from sassing everyone
Link 2:33 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Fight me. Love me.
Link 2:28 p.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Marketing is almost inherently aspirational. Which is interesting.
Link 11:04 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 10:03 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

The alternate Discord clients are now straight up using Electron.
Link 9:39 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning me.
Link 9:24 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Might become an EVE Online player. Thinking about it, I could throw a couple thousand hours of my life into it. Probably shouldn’t.
Link 9:19 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

Aahhahhaa
Link 9:15 a.m. Mar 25, 2024, UTC-4

A bigger part of it is just that I don’t believe anyone will ever understand me. I know a lot of people. A lot of people. Who claim to
Link 11:54 p.m. Mar 24, 2024, UTC-4

The most radical realization of my life is that my time is not valuable.
Link 10:58 p.m. Mar 24, 2024, UTC-4

Victoria tallying the scores in her head and saying them out is so peak. Some people were built to host.
Link 12:37 a.m. Mar 24, 2024, UTC-4

"The Juice is loose"
Link 11:22 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

It’s the new wave of the future.
Link 4:36 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

It's crazy that I'm so young and so old
Link 4:03 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane back in '09.
Link 2:28 p.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

Okay I can't just send Alex's puzzle because it's 3 times Discord's character limit. It doesn't fit in the living room.
Link 1:20 a.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

Man. Okay. So I can't bring myself to send Alex's puzzle, because it doesn't fit. It's not good. It's like using a Lamborghini as decoration
Link 1:08 a.m. Mar 23, 2024, UTC-4

Grian "what I actually need is therapy" "it's on the list, right after my sheep farm" is so relatable.
Link 6:43 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

I have conceived of the cubical muffin.
Link 5:32 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

It's kind of impressive that Microsoft fumbled the OS so hard in the early 2000s.
Link 4:48 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

As far as I can tell, EVE Online is XKCD #569.
Link 4:19 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

Man I wish Framework had just one or two more designers. Like.
Link 4:08 p.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

I know there are a lot of criticisms of the Magic Mouse, but have you considered that you can flip it over and spin it around like a top?
Link 11:57 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

One of the commenters wanted to sync his music library between his phone and computer without a subscription, and like, that's not a service
Link 10:35 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

My other thought on the Apple lawsuit was that Apple's policies in many of the areas being considered have improved significantly since the
Link 10:25 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

The HN Apple monopoly lawsuit thread is so funny because everyone is airing their personal grievances with Apple.
Link 10:08 a.m. Mar 22, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning.
Link 12:13 p.m. Mar 21, 2024, UTC-4

How's it going VC-backed infinite-growth technology-industry? Mermaid has raised 7.5 MILLION in VC funding to put charts in markdown.
Link 10:27 p.m. Mar 20, 2024, UTC-4

So right now the prompt in SMASH is locked to the bottom of the screen, but I think I only want it locked to the bottom when you have
Link 12:06 p.m. Mar 20, 2024, UTC-4

SMASH: button/mode that hides the scrollback history, and shows only the output of the last command
Link 9:56 a.m. Mar 20, 2024, UTC-4

Like I don't know what Hank Green was doing in 2015, but it wasn't this => https://good.store/
Link 7:40 p.m. Mar 19, 2024, UTC-4

I've never been a nerdfighter, in part because I think the label "nerdfighter" is a little cringe, but it's absolutely wild to look at
Link 7:24 p.m. Mar 19, 2024, UTC-4

What if SMASH was (eventually) a compatible terminal emulator? If the prompt dropped away when it detected a "full-screen" app like Vim?
Link 9:21 a.m. Mar 19, 2024, UTC-4

I've had the moment of clarity that I've needed to distill what Modern Minimalist actually is.
Link 10:35 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

To elaborate on my Rust thought the other day—because of the way that lifetimes and moving both work, adding a line that reads a variable
Link 9:38 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

When I predicted Etho last Thursday, I was not accounting for the fact that his video was going to be 53 minutes long. I thought it was
Link 7:06 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I'm kind of easily distracted.
Link 3:10 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

The Pizza analogy describes, really, the problems with over-modularization (of the sort that is particularly tempting in OOP, but which is
Link 2:57 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I could read *The Three Musketeers*, for more Dumas, but I watched the Barbie Three Musketeers as a kid (I had a sister), and that version
Link 2:16 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I love when someone links a source that includes a huge disclaimer. I hate that this website is "Matthias complains about people on the
Link 1:58 p.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

Count of Monte Cristo adaptation where the count is imprisoned in 1800 but escapes into the modern day.
Link 10:55 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I'm torn between wanting to watch Firefly for the experience, and wanting my only conception of the characters to be the XKCD versions.
Link 10:23 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

I just vouched for a HN comment reading “Bro woke up with no gf :'(”
Link 9:46 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

Every variable in Rust is compile-time nullable.
Link 8:56 a.m. Mar 18, 2024, UTC-4

Why does unwrapping an optional require a move?
Link 8:16 a.m. Mar 17, 2024, UTC-5

I can't hate Rust because I know that I'm stumbling around like a blind man instead of reading and understanding the code that I'm writing,
Link 5:11 p.m. Mar 16, 2024, UTC-5

It's frustrating writing strictly-typed languages like Rust because documentation exists in this state where the compiler is assumed to have
Link 4:46 p.m. Mar 16, 2024, UTC-5

Making a tiny bit of progress on SMASH. It's super annoying because web-tech is the only thing that I know well enough to be confident I can
Link 9:15 p.m. Mar 14, 2024, UTC-5

It’s just so hard.
Link 9:36 a.m. Mar 13, 2024, UTC-4

My favorite cursed RegEx trick is that `[a-z]` matches letters between a and z but `[-az]` matches `-`, a, and z.
Link 2:18 p.m. Mar 12, 2024, UTC-4

Breaking news: The EU is drafting the "Make HN Happy Act," which requires that all electronic devices be capable of downloading code
Link 9:28 a.m. Mar 12, 2024, UTC-4

Good morning. Today
Link 8:51 a.m. Mar 12, 2024, UTC-4

I have no chill. I am so stressed. Oh my word. Deep breath in. Deep breath out.
Link 11:10 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

There are a lot of good one-liners in The Count obviously, but one of my favorite is Faria explaining, well,
Link 10:02 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

I went insane 40 years ago.
Link 2:05 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

I wish I had time to make all the things I want to make. I'm almost certain Liteworks/TPC could work but I don't have the motivation or time
Link 1:12 p.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

Venting HN comment here
Link 11:21 a.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

Oh, why does my poor mouth hurt all the time.
Link 10:00 a.m. Mar 11, 2024, UTC-4

Game Changer S6E1 spoilers!
Link 2:58 p.m. Mar 10, 2024, UTC-4

It's such a scam that Game Changer releases every other week. That's like $3 an episode.
Link 2:29 p.m. Mar 10, 2024, UTC-4

I praise my eye for detail, but it's really largely that when something goes catastrophically wrong I look for the responsible details.
Link 11:34 a.m. Mar 10, 2024, UTC-4

I just don't understand why no one has solved portable package management yet. It's easier to create a Docker container with an overlay
Link 10:24 p.m. Mar 09, 2024, UTC-5

One of the key realizations of The Modern Minimalist is that some things just shouldn't scale. Some things should.
Link 6:19 p.m. Mar 09, 2024, UTC-5

This is ballsy because it's a little farther out, but I'm predicting Etho in 5 days. So Thursday.
Link 1:10 p.m. Mar 09, 2024, UTC-5

Didn't climb a tree today if I don't climb on tomorrow my brain is going to explode.
Link 10:40 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

Today in HN sorted by new text posts: > What if you opened a novelty restaurant, like in Vegas, where the main attraction is “the wold’s
Link 6:57 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

I'm going insane.
Link 4:39 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

"Give me the thing that I saw once when I was younger"
Link 4:01 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

programmings
Link 2:10 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

The worst thing about programmers (including myself) is that they think you can solve social problems by writing enough code.
Link 2:10 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

No joke HN user explaining how it would be better to download a folder of 13F forms and run a script to generate a CSV rather than having a
Link 1:53 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

I want to not write code today. I want to climb a tree.
Link 1:09 p.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

Throwing myself at the wall to see what sticks.
Link 11:44 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

nocom still blows my mind.
Link 11:31 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

So let me talk through this. Wbond is paid by SublimeHQ to host package control. No one else can host a different version of package
Link 9:38 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

I want to learn how to print and bind books. There are a lot of documents that I would like to bring into the realm of physical space. A
Link 8:44 a.m. Mar 08, 2024, UTC-5

"I had such high hopes for the minds of our generation, if we had some goals, we could reach out and take them."
Link 5:14 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Why would use the AWS CLI to ssh into the instance when I can just go to `/__better_errors` and use a shell at the last error.
Link 3:52 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Yes I did remove the markdown link; if you were wondering. It wasn't needed.
Link 1:54 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

I haven't written a markdown link in years; since discovering Gemini. It feels so familiar and yet so strange.
Link 1:34 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Some modern minimalist thoughts: Release early (before it's been 100% tested) Release quickly (small turn around time) Shouldn't be
Link 12:44 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

Now what
Link 12:35 p.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

My 2 tab management tips: * Recognize that 99% of the time it's quicker to find something again than it is to find a tab containing it
Link 11:13 a.m. Mar 07, 2024, UTC-5

I wish I understood words. I wish I understood why "TWICE AND COUNTING" sounds so good.
Link 11:07 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I want there to be four things in the universe. Me, my mom, God, and orange slices.
Link 11:01 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I'm a listener, not a talker. When I try to talk, it sounds like this.
Link 8:42 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Active Record can "be used independently outside Rails" if you create a global struct called `Rails` and shim methods.
Link 8:20 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Where was the Rails source code hosted before Github was created with Rails?
Link 8:20 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

This is a post about how beautiful orange slices are. Possibly God's 4th greatest creation.* Orange, translucent, sweet. So liquid-y and yet
Link 6:40 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

The "regular functions CAN NOT capture outer state" of Grib also applies to Ruby. You need blocks to capture outer state.
Link 4:59 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

The advertising line for the Apple Studio Display is "Immerse yourself in a 5K dream." But I don't want to be immersed in a 5K dream; I want
Link 4:31 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I love Linux's OOM killer. It's so good and fun and useful. :D
Link 3:44 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Antonoff talked about when you find success either in music or in relationships you have to take off some of that amour—"I don't care what
Link 2:08 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Features that Sublime Text will literally never have for architectural reasons: Coloring find results a different color.
Link 1:16 p.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

"Here to Stay," Swingrowers
Link 9:32 a.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

Hacker News users saying without saying "you shouldn't be able to do synchronous IO."
Link 8:59 a.m. Mar 06, 2024, UTC-5

I'm not stubborn I'm just right. And the computer is wrong. And so there's no universe where I "give in" because it's just not possible. You
Link 11:13 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

I'm so hyped for SMASH because you can do stuff like buffering commands; like create a queue of commands to send once the previous one has
Link 10:06 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Read all of standard-in into a string, Ruby: `STDIN.read`. Honestly Ruby makes every other "scripting" language feel like C.
Link 9:57 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Day 8,000 of fricking killing it.
Link 6:29 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Link 5:36 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Bigger than this.
Link 3:54 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

Crossed the hyperpop-Glitch boundary.
Link 1:47 p.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

This is what we fricking do.
Link 11:20 a.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

SMASH: scroll past end.
Link 10:14 a.m. Mar 05, 2024, UTC-5

It's funny getting recommended these "inappropriate hermitcraft" clips compilations because they're like 'haha he said wood' and I'm like :/
Link 10:23 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I think I caught the first half of the world-record stream, which was fun. Not the WR itself but the attempt before it.
Link 10:20 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

Feinberg AA WR again is crazy. So much fun. Just so much fun.
Link 10:17 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I am predicting Etho tomorrow.
Link 5:29 p.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I'm doing awful. or maybe awfully.
Link 9:44 a.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I wnrvturirhrvhrjebve. Rbjrgr r Brit r my brain hurts so much. It’s easy to convince myself that if I don’t attack people who slightly
Link 9:27 a.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

"Everything useful is bloated, and everything lightweight is useless" - Pigeon
Link 9:25 a.m. Mar 04, 2024, UTC-5

I’m tired but I don’t want to go to bed.
Link 9:57 p.m. Mar 03, 2024, UTC-5

“Praise God from whom all blessings flow”
Link 11:14 p.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

I love indie software dev because the time from someone saying "going to try porting SerenityOS for the memes" in the
Link 6:49 p.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

Said goodbye to 910 days of uptime on Luther. I think everything came up okay, although I had to rebuild mod_wsgi like I always do.
Link 10:19 a.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

Crackgate!
Link 7:50 a.m. Mar 02, 2024, UTC-5

Hofstadter's problem with regards to AI is that he thought there would be one jump from unintelligent computers to intelligent computers,
Link 8:24 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

People are tearing Apple apart for supporting PWAs. Because they "feel" like Apple's PWA support isn't as good as Firefox. Firefox doesn't
Link 8:00 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

I love how all of the hermit agree that the primary use of the mail system is harassing Scar.
Link 6:34 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Joehills is low-energy ADHD.
Link 5:32 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Zig's might be the only type system I enjoy.
Link 4:09 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Guten morgan
Link 3:08 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

replaying every mistake ive ever made you know eating air going insane my mental is great listening to eljiuk
Link 2:54 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

I'm on so many drugs.
Link 2:53 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

ljnawdnaj kndajk wndjaknd kjanw dkjnawdj nawdn ajnd akjdn akjwdn kajnw dknawd how is this hour still not over?
Link 2:50 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

KNONONONKNKNKNONONOKOKOKOKOMKNOOKOKOKOKOKOKKOkkmkmkl
Link 2:40 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

/ljnjbhypuvuggyv g utyvju vuyvuyv v gv uvuvuytvyutfvv tyv tyv tyv ytv yv gvtytvygtv gv g vgvygvtyvgtuyvguv uj vuvjuvuvuytvfytv vytvvytgvfv v
Link 2:22 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Yeah.
Link 2:04 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

For a while my Github bio was something about how I didn't like talking about coding, I like actually coding.
Link 2:02 p.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Going insane.
Link 11:50 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

I'm over React. It is a disaster and a nightmare to work with.
Link 11:37 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Submitting your mom to JS
Link 9:46 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

Welcome to Spring. Happy Caravan Palace album day. Happy Tuesday. Good morning.
Link 9:17 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

> To avoid having gaps in my resume, I'm willing to work for free You can’t say that
Link 7:54 a.m. Mar 01, 2024, UTC-5

HN user: 'surely opening a man page doesn't allow for arbitrary code execution' Reply: 'yes it does'
Link 9:53 p.m. Feb 29, 2024, UTC-5