Thoughts
This is me reading the actual script of an actual ad that Google actually released for Stadia. (I cut the boring parts.)
Transcript
Stadia is only the newest, most logic-defying / mind-bending / absurd gaming platform on earth! Forget BOXES! Forget CONSOLES! Just your GAMES! your SCREENS! And ELECTRIC AIR
and this ELECTRIC AIR is...
STADIA
Unlike consoles, Stadia doesn't take up ANY space. it makes no NOISE! It has no SMELL!
Stadia has the games you're looking for!
With Stadia you can GO virtually anywhere. Live any WHEN. Play with ANYWHO.
Stadia is GAMING for FREE RANGE HUMANS.
Stadia travels ACROSS screens.
No DOWNLOADS. No UPDATES. No WAITING. Stadia bends TIME and SPACE to take you STRAIGHT to your game. So Stadia's a PENCIL.
Stadia is so impossibly mind-bending, so free to move from screen-to-screen. So not dependent on DOWNLOADS or UPDATES. It's like nothing you've ever played games on BEFORE.
UNTHINK THE THINGS YOU THINK ARE THINGS. Free your mind.
STADIA!